
Better Off Red with Jayden Cole
Interviewer
Jayden Cole
Well, here we are with Jayden Cole.
Hello, hello.
So tell us; who is Jayden Cole, where has she been and where is she going?
Jayden Cole... well, I'm the feature dancer for Treasure's this week in Toronto.
And we are very grateful to have you here.
Awesome! Well I'm grateful to be here, it's my first time in Toronto so I'm really enjoying it.
We don't see or at least I don't see enough red heads in the business.
Absolutely.
Are you hoping to change that?
Actually, I kind of like being the only red head. I kind of like standing out because you know there's not a lot of tall read heads around or out there, so I'm glad to be leading the pack. Whoever wants to follow along, I encourage it. I think red heads are really sexy.
Hell yeah!
I get either they love it or they hate it. Either people are like, “wow, you don't see a lot of attractive red heads.” Or, “I'm a red head connoisseur.” It's just the rarity I think.
Actually, when I had heard you were coming to town, I said to myself, “ Jadyen Cole... oh it's a red head thank god!” Because usually it's very much of a, “Hello blonde, hello lovely brunette and oh my god it's a red head!” kind of gig.
I love it.
Now, you have a pretty competitive nature, from what I've been able to find out. You were competing in equestrian at the age of 6 correct?
Yes, but I think my first time riding a horse I was 4 or 5 and then I started jumping and then I was really intensely competing for like 5 years but my first one was at like 6 or 7.
Dang, any trophies and the like?
Ah, plenty of ribbons. They had the high point trophies at the end of each show, but I was all about the ribbons as many as I could get...so... I'm actually not that competitive. I chose the equestrian because I'm more into individual sports as opposed to team sports because I think team sports are more competitive. Whereas individual is kind of “go at your own pace.”
Makes sense.
Well that's my view anyway.
Well ,I had just heard that you were riding a horse and competing at the age of six so I was like, “Wow this girl loves to compete.”
Ambitious, I say ambitious rather than competitive.
Because I mean I'm fairly certain I was falling on my butt playing hockey at the age of seven waving to my mom in the crowd but not actually competing.
Well, I was driven by the ribbon, being ambitious rather than competitive and there is a difference and I think that's what got me that far.
But then a few years later, you were competing in Jazz and Hip Hop dance contests, correct?
Yeah.. yeah. I did dance competitions on the weekends, I ended up performing a lot and um.. dislocating my knee caps eventually.
( I have a look of “Wow that must hurt” on my face.)
YEAH! I mean they snap right back in. It's kind of a tall girl thing or a long limb person kind of thing where our joints don't grow as quickly as our everything else. So aside from the injuries, it was a wonderful experience. But once again, with the individual sports, you can go at your own pace.
Do you think all that training has helped you tone the absolutely perfect body that you have now?
I definitely try to keep in shape. I try to live a health lifestyle, you know. Dancing is a great way to keep in shape, horse back riding as well. So you just gotta find your passions.
Speaking of keeping in shape, is there a dirty secret of candy and chips at 3 in the morning, little nips at a pizza, or is it all healthy foods?
Well, no not at all. Of course not. I love to cook so, I love to cook for people. I'm kind of a homey person like that so I love to cook a lot. I love to cook a lot of Italian food and my favourite is Asian, so I kind of like.... try to like experiment and that's tough to do. You gotta be like an advanced cook to do good Asian food.
Indeed, we have a great deal of Asian food markets in and around the Toronto area.
I noticed.
Yeah, this stuff is supposedly directly from China and Japan so it's the freshest you can get around here.
Do you in Toronto have a China Town or Korea Town ?
I'm fairly certain we do..... one of the biggest.
See, I missed that part of Toronto when I went out and about today but I like Toronto.
Yeah, it's really nice.
Yeah, we have all that stuff in Southern California. Definitely it's easily accessible with Korea Town and China Town. It's kind of fun you know because it's like a whole opposite side of the spectrum and I love travelling and learning about different cultures. I try to embrace whatever culture I'm in. For Toronto, I'm PUMPED .I wanna feel Toronto, I wanna be a part of the people, I want people to accept me and kind of embrace me.
Well, all you have to do is super glue a Tim Horton's cup to your hand, say “eh?” a lot and be really polite.
It's soooo cute. I love it
Now, if this is again correct and I'm pretty certain it is ... you worked as Snow White at Disneyland.
( Laughter )
So the question is, Can you name all 7 dwarves?
OH!
- Wait, wait now. I'm gonna have to flip to a separate page in my notebook where I wrote them down, because I had to look it up.
- - Oh sure, you get the internet. We have Dopey. He is the one that's always there when you're at Disneyland and you maybe not get to see all 7 dwarves. You always see Dopey. So... Dopey, Happy, Sleepy, Doc, Bashful,.........................um... Grumpy of course.... who am I missing... who am I missing...Dopey, Happy, Bashful, Horny.... I can't get it...
- - Sneezy.
- Sneezy! That's right, That's right.I always get the silly ones mixed up like Dopey and Sneezy.
Yeah, I know how you feel because last week I came down, well because I was told that you were going to be here last week. So the whole ride down, I was like.... Dopey, Happy, *Mumble, Mumble* ... Damn ... who are the two I'm missing?
They were?
I didn't get Sneezy or Bashful.
Well yeah, who would of thought. I did the ( makes a handshake motion ) initially and then I got trained up to do the parades so that was like a really great experience.
Wait, you got to ride on the floats in the Disney parades?
As Snow White's evil queen.
That's even better.
I know, right!?.... It was great. I loved it because my family would come and watch and I used to tell all the other character what my families names were, and where they were standing so they would get off the floats and go up and shake their hands and say their names.
Aww, that was sweet of you.
Yeah,we got it on video tape, it's a special experience.
That is just so nice of you. Of course now the only thing running around in my head is you dressed up as the evil queen and that picture isn't leaving my head any time soon.
Absolutely,why would it?
Now I have to ask, how did they convince you to give back the diamonds from the Penthouse shoot?
The Diamonds! Oh my gosh. I was so very concerned and grateful, and Emma Nixon the photographer and I had really hit it off initially when we met so they didn't convince me to give the diamonds back. I was like, here you go, ( Makes a motion to indicate that she really didn't want ANY responsibility towards looking after them and who could blame her?) It's all about getting the right shot anyway.
See, I was thinking, it would be more of a, “I can keep these right?... these are a gift?... Mine now?” kind of thing that would have been going on.
( Laughter ) They're like “No sweetie ... we'll send you a key in the mail in a couple of weeks” That's what you get to keep.
I didn't know. Well, at least I had just found out about it but Penthouse has a twitter page. So you can twitter to... or tweet to .. I don't know.
Write to.
That works. Write to Penthouse models over their twitter page and apparently you do a few a sessions correct?
Yep.
How can we, and by we I mean the fans, find out about what's going on with that?
Well, I have twitter.com/jayden_cole so you can find out what I'm doing, what I'm up to and for the Penthouse I was like,“Hey thanks for making me your Pet of the Summer” and I'm not sure who runs it but they always tweet me back and show me a lot of love.
Fantastic. Now, you've done a couple of movies,“Bikini Frankenstein” and..
Yeah,“ Bikini Frankenstein” and “The Right To Bare All!” Both were for HBO and for the same director and we filmed them both at kind of the same time in sort of the same two weeks.
Would you ever consider breaking into the ADULT adult industry?
You mean the triple X?
Yes.
It's not even crossed my mind at this time, and to be honest, I really don't think it ever will be my forte.
Fair enough.
It works for some people but I don't think that would ever be for me.
Well, I had to ask because odds are the fans are DYING to know.
Dying to see what I look like with a..... (whispers) cock in my mouth.
( Laughter )
That's what I always say. What I say to my friends in my personal life, “ They just wanna see a cock in my mouth”. Sorry, I can get a little vulgar.
Don't worry about it and speaking as a fan, I have to say, “It's so true.”
( laughter )
But you gotta understand, I feel that it spoils the fantasy. Like you wanna envision YOU with me rather than somebody else and well, that's just me so...
Makes sense. Now you don't have your own website as far as I've been able to find out. Is there gonna be one coming soon and what can we look forward to?
Well, what I wanna give you is like a years span of my plan. I'll definitely have one soon and I've got like a million ideas but there is gonna be exclusive and real high quality shoots and videos. Solo videos I wanna do some girl/girl videos. I wanna have my friends with me, if you know what I mean and a lot of behind the scenes, very personal things that will be very exclusive for JUST my fans.
People love that stuff.
Absolutely, absolutely. I'm an open book and I want people and my fans to share my life. I'm willing to share that part of me, as well as the High Quality stuff and then the behind the scenes aspect is deserving of the fans.
True, true, because if the fans love you, then they wanna know EVERY little thing.
Yeah, they wanna see the high quality shoots but they also wanna see me getting ready for the high quality and they also wanna see behind the sense and also my personal life, just sitting around the house or playing with my dog.
So what did you ask Santa for this Christmas?
Oh my gosh. I haven't even thought about it. Um, actually I kind of already got my Christmas present this year. I'm going to AVN and I'll be signing at the Adult Entertainment Expo for this toy company I did ads for. They're called, spingasm.com . The exciting part ,the Christmas Present part, was that I get to have my best friend who is not in the business up there signing with me. She is gonna be like the famous best friend in the biz... if you know what I mean because she is a gorgeous blonde. She is a hair stylist, she's not in the industry but I'm taking her with me and she is gonna be up there with me handing out and giving instructions on how to use the toy, and it's gonna be the greatest. I mean come on, you get sent to Vegas with your best friend and we're gonna tear it up. It's gonna be great.
Fantastic! One last question, What's coming up for Jayden Cole?
I'll be feature dancing in Ohio, in Pittsburgh in the next couple of months. Also, I'll be attending a convention in Mexico City in February and just keep and eye out for me. I'll be posting on myspace and twitter and also. facebook So just keep an eye out for me.
Odds are that people are heading there even now. Well this is us signing off and thanks again to the lovely, Jayden Cole
Thank you
Well, the staffers at XXXToronto.com as always would like to thank our lovely guest for taking the time to put up with our interviewer and his pesky questions. Also, if you somehow managed to not pick up that copy of Penthouse where the Irish vixen graces the cover, that is certainly unlucky for you because it was well worth more than the cover price. We are very much looking forward to when she has her website up and running and even more so when she comes back to Toronto so we can enjoy both her company and her fantastic live shows thanks to Treasure's Gentleman's Club.
Doing It All with Ashlynn Brooke
Interviewer
Ashlynn Brooke
Here we are with the very lovely Ashlynn Brooke.
Hello.
Hell-O, and may I say that you are looking fan-freaking-tastic.
Thank you very much, that's very sweet of you.
A lot of girls in the business change their hair colour on a pretty regular basis from blonde, to black, to some kind of outrageous green. But you've always stayed blonde or at LEAST mostly blonde. Is it a personal preference or do blondes just have more fun?
Well, I think it's a little bit of both. I've been blond since I was 18 years old and I'm 24 now. So I mean that's when I started the process, and I enjoy being blonde and then I let the underneath grow out so I've got the blonde and the dark because my natural hair colour is REALLY dark. So... I think one day eventually later on, I'll go back to dark but I kind of just contracted with New Sensations and have been for the past three years and we're just under the guideline of, “If it an't broke don't fix it” kind of thing.
Can't argue with that. Now, from what I've been able to find out and I'm not 100% sure if it's true or not, but you've never done anal before. Am I correct?
Nope.
Why?
Umm.. you know I just... it's just that I really don't think that I'm supposed to do it. I've tried it, I've wanted to. I've... you know... played with it but any kind of actual anal penetration just doesn't work for me. I would love for it to be able to but it's just not gonna happen.
Fair enough. So for this interview, I had to do a lot of strenuous research and let's just say I was HARD at work ...
Good one!
Thank you. It's the only really good joke I have and I use it as often as I can. But in doing it and scouring the fan sites and the forums, I've read a lot of ,“We wanna see Ashlynn Brooke doing anal” and, “We wanna see Ashlynn Brooke doing DP”,but if it's not for you it's not for you so I guess they are just out of luck.
For right now, yeah. I just don't think it's gonna happen.
Ahh well, and we flip the page. Do you think your extra petite look gives you an edge because I mean you're only something like what 5 foot 2?
Yep 5'2.
5'2, exquisite, well built, well packed, mind numbingly beautiful. But do you think that the extra petite label gives you an edge?
I don't know. I believe that women should have curves, a little bit of meat on them. I mean they should look womanly having things where they belong, and I think I've got it in all the right places. I've got a good, sizable butt, the boobs and everything and a lot of people when they come up to me at these signings or what have you, say to me ,“ Wow, you're really tiny. I thought you were big.” So I guess that I photograph and video much bigger than I actually look and they always say, “Damn,” because I'm so short.
Well, I've been watching a lot of scenes over the past week, so much in fact that it was almost torture, but I'm willing to do it again for the sake of my work and when I finally got to size and measurements, I never in a million years would have guessed 5'2.
Yep, you would have guessed taller.
Maybe like ... 5'6, 5'7 at the most but certainly not 5'2 because it just doesn't seem like you're that tiny. You're just a little, tiny, red hot firecracker.
Thank you. I like being small because the guy can like throw you around if he wants.
( My only response to this was a raised eyebrow and a goofy grin. )
You've starred in a lot of the new wave of parody porn such as WKRP in Cincinnati, The X Files, Entourage and even my personal favourite ,That 70's Show, which I bought and worn out the DVD in certain places. But do you think this new wave of them is just a trendy fad because they are popping up everywhere now or are they just kinky fun and you think they will last?
- - It is hard to say. Some people think that it's new but parodies have been done for years and years and years. So, I think that what we've done is created some kind of system or method of shooting them that just sort of works for us you know? I think that in the past it's been done very well but we've hit something that just works, and so we're gonna keep doing it until it fizzles out and I don't know if it will ever fizzle out... probably. It probably will pop in and out just like everything else. But right now we're having a lot of fun doing it.
Are you a big fan of any of the ones you've done like The Office, 30 Rock and what I mean is when they are casting them you jump up and say, “Yes! I get to be Laurie” ( 70's Show) or I get to be... blah...
Yeah, it can be like that. The Office was my favourite thus far, well one of them. I'll talk about my real favourite next. I mean because it was kind of our defining moment. We shot it, we thought it was good, we thought it was fun. But then ,when it hit the shelves it was like, .. “OH MY GAWD:... We got so much feed back. It was really cool and playing Steve Carell's character, you just can't do it. You can't match his genius, it's just one of a kind. But just being able to do these is fun because the show is already created for you, the characters are already there. We just take that and make an exact replica, only sexier. So it's a lot of fun to do but I'm a huge fan of The Office and I'm a fan of That 70's Show. Well, when it was on. I then wrote, directed, and kind of helped produce and was kind of involved in almost everything for True Blood: A Triple X Parody.
Wait. Hang on before I pass out from joy. You guys are gonna parody True Blood?
Yes.
Well, who are you playing? Please please tell me you're playing the lead.
Yes, I'm playing Sookie, and it was so much fun to do. I mean it helps when you're a huge fan but it was so cool when I was writing it and I was like “ughh... this is so cool”. It was my first, not to write, but the first script that I've written that we actually produced. Shooting the whole thing was just amazing and playing the characters and now I just have a different appreciation and a different kind of attachment to the show because now I feel kind of personally connected, well at least a little bit anyway. We got the cast and everyone looked almost dead on, but I don't think I looked very much like Sookie,
I think you look better.
Thank you, but the guy we got to play Eric and Bill was just ... so ... oh it was so cool to see it all and all the blood and killing and junk .. you're just gonna love it.
When does it come out?
It's gonna come out, I'm thinking right now about the end of January. We wanna push it back to when the show starts again, so about mid January.
And may I say that's the best news I've heard all week. Getting back to my current favourite topic, which of course, is you, your website (ashlynnbrooke.com)is IMPRESSIVELY interactive with one Hell of a sexy tone. Do you work on it yourself, or do you have a team of geeks chained up in your basement?
Well, we do have a webmaster and my site is through, New Sensations, and we have one of the best affiliate programs out there. But what I do is update it to keep it personal. I update the calendar and I do the polls and all that stuff. I'm going to start video blogging. Well it's gonna be kind of a mix between a video blog and a webisode, so it'll be like a little 10 or 15 minute webisode. Then I'll blog about it, so yeah I work really hard on my website. It's really important for me to be accessible to my fans.
I totally understand, and I've gotta say it's a great site. I took advantage of every single possible free feature it had to offer and if I got paid better, I would have definitely subscribed.
Lovely.
What did it mean to you to take home so many “Best” awards at the 2009 A.V.Ns because you took home a lot of best that year.
Yeah, I took in three best and I was, I dunno, I can't describe the feeling. I mean for only being my third year in the business and at that point I was only two years in and it was my third AVN to be at. The very first one I had sat up in the nose bleeds because I had only been in for three months and no one knew who I was. Then the next year, it was cool, and then the next just to be nominated was such a great feeling and then to actually win... wow! Now I don't measure success by wining things but it's very humbling and flattering to be recognized and appreciated for all the hard work that we do because we work hard. Not just me of course, but all of us, we work very, very hard so it was really great.
Figured it would. Another best you took home in 2009 was, “New Comer” at the Exotic Dancer Awards and I know a lot of feature dancers and the world of feature dancing is incredibly competitive.
It IS!
So how did it feel bringing that home in 2009 as well?
Well you know, it was weird because I didn't know just HOW competitive it really is. I'm a feature because I'm an adult performer and clubs bring me in and I just go have fun, I go have fun and I interact with the crowd and I do that sort of thing. I don't have one of these big elaborate shows with fireman outfits, clown outfits and whatever else these girls do, I don't have that. I go out and I dance like I'm having a good time and so it's still a little, not weird but it's just really odd being honoured for something you get to have so much fun doing. I don't know if I'll ever get used to that because I just don't expect it. I just keep doing what I love and it keeps working out like that.
You're doing more feature dancing now... do you think you'll start to incorporate a bigger show? Or just keep it “fun.”
I think I'm gonna do a little bit of both because when I first started dancing, I was just an adult performer. People come to see me in public because I'm the girl that's just having fun, not really putting on a show for people. You come, you hang out with me, we'll relax, joke around and have a good time. But I dunno, maybe I'll start incorporating more stuff into it but you know what, I need to get used to it more. I'm still so new to it and I'm still learning but I will keep at it because if I keep dancing, people will start to know me as,“That Girl,” who is just calm and collected. You come, we'll chill out and all have a good time, kind of, and all hang out together sort of thing. So, I wanna keep it as much as myself as possible because I was a cheerleader/dancer for years and years and I can bring it!
Now, you're currently performing at, Treasure's Gentlemen's Club in Toronto and thanks to them, we get to have you here at the show, and I'm gonna take a quick second to say ... thank you for coming and then ask if this is your first time working a Canadian venue?
Yeah, this is my first time out of the country, period.
Wow, first time out of the country ?
Yes.
So how are you liking it up here north of the border?
So far, so good. It's very beautiful up here, VERY clean, it's really pretty. I like it.
We try. At night, we have roving bands of hockey gangs/teams out on the streets and they use litter for pucks, so they keep most of the trash to a minimum.
Yes, I'm sure... that's how I always imagined Canada to be.
Yes, all the stereotypes are soo true.....eh? What's the difference, if any, between an American and a Canadian crowd?
Well....
Aside from our goofy accents, of course.
(laugh) Oh it's not that bad. It's just like a northern accent, like a Wisconsin accent or something, but I didn't really notice the difference, or anything, till I was up on stage the first night and I was dancing my heart out and everyone was having a good time.. I thought. But no one was tipping me and I was like, “What's the deal?” and I was wondering if something was wrong, so I started asking everyone as they came over to buy movies and sign autographs. So I asked this guy, “Did I do something wrong?” So he said, “ Well no, but we only have fives and we don't really tip the girls but we'll get up on stage so you can dance on us.” So in America, you get millions ... well not millions but hundreds of one dollar bills flying at you, because they wad em up and throw them at you, but here you don't get that at all but you get 5s, 10s, and 20s, as opposed to that. It's actually kind of a nice change because you don't have to un-wad all the ones when you're done.
Not to mention, I don't think you want a bunch of Loonies flying at you. ( For American readers, the Canadian dollar is a coin with a loon on it and it's nicknamed the Looney, and would probably really hurt if it got tossed at you since it's a pretty big coin. )
Yeah, that's what everyone keeps telling me, “They don't want to throw Loonies at me”, and I was like, “What's a Loony,” but I eventually figured out that it's a Canadian dollar. So yeah, I didn't even think about that and they also said that they didn't want to disrespect me by throwing them on stage and I was like yeah... I probably would have thrown them right back at you. But that's pretty much the only difference and the Canadian public is very, very nice, very, very accommodating.
How do you like, The Everything To Do With Sex Show?
It's very comparable to AVN,I mean VERY, very. It's bigger on the inside. The only difference is all the major companies aren't here with all their booths set up but I have not seen a convention so busy in years and its only Saturday and it's only like 5 'o clock in the afternoon, and it's only going to get busier.
Well, it's almost winter so we wanna pick up all of our naughty stuff before the snow falls and going out for a giant dildo doesn't mean fighting through a snow storm or a 5 foot snow drift.
Yeah, I would imagine.
Because some times, it's like... damn ... well I ain't shovelling that .. break out the KY and the video camera dear.
( laughs ) So are there a lot of summer babies born in Canada?
Yep.
Nothing else to do in the winter?
Nope, you peel back the drapes, look outside and it's like.... “Oh, Honey.....”
Oh, wow, yeah.
What do you think of the so called Extreme Porn that's out there? Like the kind that Audrey Hollander does and the kind of stuff that is simply geared towards and I hate to use the phrase, but to “ruin” the female actress.
Well, anatomically you know, it doesn't ruin her, but anatomically it is pretty damned bad for your body but that's the great thing about our business. There is something out there for everyone, because everyone has a different sexual preference. I mean, I don't care how alike two people are in everything else, almost always they are gonna like two different things sexually. So you've got a scratch for every itch. So if that's what people like, then GO for it. If that's what she wants to do,because you mentioned Aubrey, so I was going with her, but that's what those people want to do, and Danny for me, that's what keeps our business going and makes the world go round.
Well yeah, I was just curious because it seems to be getting more and more and more extreme and the budgets keep getting lower and lowe
Well, I think in this society, people think that people have to add as much shock value as they can.
Makes sense. So you're a writer, director now .. are we still going to be seeing you in front of the camera or are we?
No, no, no, you're still going to be seeing me in front of the camera, but my career is going down a different path at the moment and that doesn't mean I'm going to stop performing just yet. I want to contribute more to the business I love so much. I really, really love writing and directing. I've just started and I don't want to say that I feel like I'm like a kid in a candy store, like all, “Oh my god this is great.” because eventually, I don't want that feeling to ever fizzle out because if that feeling fizzles out then you know you're doing something wrong. So, I want to continue to learn and I want to continue to grow as a businesswoman and I'm trying to be more professional about things I don't always have to. But I wanna still perform, and I wanna do a lot more girls. My career thus far has been like 95% guys and that's fine but I like girls the same , so I'm looking forward to a lot more girl stuff. Which I have started doing. I just directed an all girl movie just recently, so we'll see how that does and I'm writing another all girl parody of a popular show. I'm writing it and you never know how that stuff is going to turn out, but I'm writing it anyway and we'll see.
Please tell me it's Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer? We actually have been in talks for doing that but that's not the one.
You're slowly killing me with wish fulfilment.
It's an all girl, it was a popular show on showtime, it just ended like last year, it went on for like six seasons, it was just like an all girl epic, and it's gonna be an all girl parody. The True Blood script that I wrote and directed, co-directed if you could call it that because I'm still learning, and with big productions like that, there is still a lot I don't know, so I need a good production crew behind me and I have that. So this next one that I'm writing, I'm gonna try and do all by myself. Well not ALL by myself but direct it and still have one of our other directors, Lee Roy Myers, the guy who does all of our parodies and have him behind me, and the rest of our team we have assembled who are all great. So, yeah, I wanna do more girls, I wanna branch out, and just like anyone else in this world,I just want to have a secure future.
Fair enough, I, for one, am very much looking forward that, and let's see here, page flippy, nope unfortunately, I can no longer keep up the ruse of interviewer to keep you here by my side since I've apparently run out of questions.
You have?
Sad but true. This is goodbye.
Bye, bye.



The staff at XXXToronto.com ,would like to thank Ashlynn Brooke for coming north of the border and for spending so much time with us at the, Everything To Do With Sex Show. We would also like to thank Treasure's for bringing her here to put on a show for her fans and sign autographs for the insane line of people that snaked around the convention hall. We are all very much looking forward to everything that Ashlynn will be doing in the near future and will no doubt be camping on the doorstep of our local porn shops ( we do normally but this time it's for another reason ) to get her latest and no doubt, soon to be, award winning releases.

Pleasin' Through Teasin' with Uncle D The Canadian Ass Man
Interviewer
Uncle D
Here we are with the one and only Uncle D.
What's going on brother?.. Nice to see you.
Nice to see you too man. Researching you, I have to admit, you've become my new idol.
Ohh jee-zus as if things couldn't get any worse for you.
Yeah, tell me about it, .... but we start it all off with,“Why Ass?” There are so many other parts of a woman that are gorgeous. Why ass?
Well, you know I COULD be a boob guy, but what are you gonna do with em? Flop em around in your hand a little bit? An ass you can take a nap on, you can fuck it, you get to have em in your face, use it as a pillow and let's be honest it looks great on a mantle.
Too true sir.Damn right.
Now you've become known as, the “Canadian Ass Man” and you've been in the business for a few years now.
Yeah, in about mid '95 I started the whole character, and this was back in the infancy days for the internet back when Geo-Cities was one of the most popular places for a free WEB PAGE. Back in the day websites were called Pages and nowadays I'm kind of a senior, I've been around for a while. You had to have a kind of a “hook” kind of a name online obviously something like, “Smokin' Joe” or some crap and I picked up the ol' Uncle D thing and I began from there......damn I forget your fucking question pal...you let me ramble too long.
Yeah, it happens.
Aww.. man I just lived up to my own fucking stereotype. White trash without a brain in my fucking head. You were asking why I started all this right?
Actually I was gonna ask you something else but you jumped in half way through the question.
( LAUGHTER )
Let's just do it again.... take two.
No worries. Are you now the definitive voice or authority in home grown Canadian ass?
You know I think so man from all the media shows I've done and all the television appearances my main show being, Web Dreams. I've done appearances on Dragon's Den, Ed The Sock ... hell I've even done Match Maker before. I've been with Fight Tv and whatever is out there. I'm there and it's all about Canada. I'm very patriotic. I'm VERY proud of my country and a firm believer in having Canadian content and I like to think I bring an edge .. a much needed edge to being in Canada. For me, it's all about being a Canadian in Canada and trying to show that we have more than just hockey and doe skins, which is great of course ,don't get me wrong. I'm all about pushing the fact that we're pretty damned hard-core up here as well, and that we love our ass.
Damned right. Now, what is the best and worst thing about ass?
I guess the worst thing would have to be is where there is none, or when an ass is too small for me. That kind of sucks. Now, I like preferably a nice big, round bubble bum. Now petite girls are ok as long as they have that abnormal small waist with large hips and an ass that is pretty damned hot. But the best thing about ass is being able to shoot it, and make a living off of it. It's god damned incredible.
I would imagine, and of course your ability to do so is why you're my new idol.
Why, thank you sir.
Not at all. Not at all' Now your site www.touchyourtoes.com is pretty damned unique where as while it IS porn, it doesn't cross the line into full on nudity. Where did you come up with the idea to go that way with it?
It's not a matter of coming up with the idea. It is just a matter of marketing what I like, and I've always been into, “The Tease,” but I think it goes back. I always revert back to this when I start thinking about it, my grade two teacher Mrs. Tommy and her red, skin tight, candy apple slacks. Aww come on, don't look at me like that. It was 1977 pal. Give me a break ( I was laughing at the pants ). Well hell, even back then you had the Buck Rogers show man with all the satin, and Erin Grey was one of the stars on that and I've just been in love with that kind of fetish ever since I was a kid and knew what my penis was..... or what it did.
Fair enough man, no one could fault you for Erin Grey, BUTT who in your opinion has the best ass in the world today?
There is no best ass... there is best asses plural but again it comes down to when they got that extra petite with that round bubble thing. I could always say the typical like J.Lo or something like that but one of my favourites from TV was Alyssa Milano from the college years on, “Who's The Boss” and she got a little fat no.. wait.. I wouldn't say fat but she put on a little weight and she looked like a woman should be. She had the skin tight jeans man, then she did that Joey Buttafuoco movie. I don't know if you remember that or not and it was with that girl.
Embrace Of The Vampire?
Naw, Naw. She did that one after and it was alright but it was all boob stuff and she let her ass go which sucks but it was the one before that, and she did all the tight jeans stuff . Amy... It was a make on the real life stuff that happened where she shot the guy from the garage. She shot his wife... Long Island Lolita. There we go.. that was the movie. There was two of them, Drew Barrymore did it and Alyssa Milano but of course Drew has no ass, cute girl but I prefer the Alyssa thing and her ass was phenomenal. Going back to the original thing which was the “Best Ass” ,unfortunately, it'sreally not all about the curves and it's like you don't wanna eat the same thing every day. I mean don't get me wrong. I would like to have rump roast every day but then you got steak or hamburger and each tastes different.
Makes sense to me, man, but is there such a thing as too much ass or even can there ever be too much ass?
I wouldn't think so because it really depends on what your flavor is for the day or what your mood is at the moment, and to much? You know if we're talking about size it's how you dress it up and when you wear the right thing you know the larger girls, the B.B.W.s as they call it, Big Beautiful Women, they look just as hot man it's all about the material that they use and how they dress it. Not to mention the confidence that goes along with it.
We know you've been on Dragon's Den, and I still say you got screwed, because I watched that man and you got hosed by that chick.
She was a little rough on me but she is just doing what she does and what she knows, and she kind of passed judgement on something she didn't really know about and you gotta be a little, and being the entrepreneurs and the successful entrepreneur that she is, you got not be so judgemental on things. But we are all entitled to our own opinions and all honesty I did it more for the exposure and to bring a little more talk around the water cooler and supper table by doing that show. Because it was on the CBC in Canada and so anyone with a set of “rabbit ears” and a coat hanger could pick it up but you KNOW I had some hate mail from the Christian groups after that.
( Laughter )
So you've done that and you've done Web Dreams and others. So has TV been good to Uncle D?
I can't complain. In Canada, it's been phenomenal and Web Dreams has actually been airing in about 12 plus countries around the world. so Israel takes it, Germany, South America, fuck even the Netherlands, so I can't complain. My fans are very respectful and cool and it ranges from your teenage guys and girls who think it's cool right up to the seniors, and they are all very cool and I think they are thankful that I'm being myself. There is no fake, no facade, no bullshit with me. I say it like it is and you can either like it or love it .. fuck... like it or hate it one or the other but my fans are always respectful and very supportive.
What's next for Uncle D?
Well, right now I'm working on the new documentary on the band, Easy Sleazy so I'm managing those guys and they are highly influenced by Guns 'n' Roses, STP, and they are amazing musicians. There is a little bit of drama going on behind the scenes but well it will make for good TV and the fans, not just my fans, are gonna grow to love these guys. Not just the music but the individuals as well and I'm looking forward to bringing a little more edge back to the airways again.
Sounds cool. Now... Last question. Let's pretend that you've done everything you've wanted to do, you're 80 years old and sitting in the old perverts' home; are you still gonna be pinching the ass of that nurse?
I may be pinching it but I probably won't know why because odds are pretty good my mind is gonna be toast but it's probably gonna be just like when I was a kid... I don't know why I like it... but I like it.
Everyone at XXXToronto.com would like to extend our thanks to Uncle D for taking the time to speak with us and fitting us into his schedule at, The Show. The man was swamped from the beginning of the show to the end and even to the point where he couldn't even leave his booth so we could get a quiet chat so this interview was taped while D did his thing and spent practically every other word shaking hands and signing autographs. If you haven't had a chance to catch anything done by D or the band, Easy Sleazy, both of those things are easily fixed by simply checking out D's website www.touchyourtoes.com and here are a few links to some Sleazy music videos ( Here ) and ( Here) and their website http://www.myspace.com/easy_sleezy. Thanks again Uncle D... you're the best dirty old Uncle a guy could want.

The Sexy Anarchist
Interviewer
Anissa Holmes
Well, here we are with Anissa Holmes.
Hi, there.
Can you tell our readers, just who is Anissa Holmes?
Anissa Holmes..... She is a Playboy cover model. I've been in, if I'm not mistaken, 10 issues and two covers and the most recent thing is the 2009 calendar which I am selling at the SGT. SPLATTER'S booth.
Which I hope everyone who comes to The Everything to do with Sex Show will stop off and buy.
Exactly. I'm also an actress, so I've done some spots and some smaller shows and then most recently that sort of adult, sci-fi, cult show, “Forbidden Science”. Yeah... so that's pretty much who I am but actress above all though because it's my main goal right now.
Your career really got a kick start with two feature articles in Play Boy, both of them ending up on the covers... of course.
Of course.
Did you expect to go that route with your career or was it just a happy accident?
An absolute, happy HAPPY accident. How it had happened was that I had always wanted to be in Playboy since I was 16 years old. I have an older brother and I don't recall but I must have seen Playboys laying around because I knew there was a reason that I wanted to be in that magazine at such a young age. But I actually waited until I was 26. I never really thought of doing it... Don't get me wrong, I WANTED to do it but I never took the steps to doing it and then one day I just happened to go on playboy.com and noticed that they were coming to Toronto and within like a month, I booked my appointment. Went, showed up, met Paul Buceta who was the photographer who shot me and the Editor Chief, Jeff Cohen and next thing you know, I was on the cover of their news. Then Paul got me on the cover of American Curves so from that point everything started tumbling. There were covers, then Esquire and it just kind of blew up at that point. So... definitely was not expected, I never wanted to model, never thought about modelling, certainly never thought about acting, because acting just kind of fell in my lap as well, so I've been very, very lucky, blessed and fortunate. So I don't take anything that I've received for granted since it's all been such a blessing.
Is being a model everything that you expected it to be?
- - You know, it's gruelling. People think that it's very glamourous and for the most part it is. Yes, I get to travel, and be in front of the camera and to have this sort of interaction with people all the time. But it's also ...physically and mentally gruelling because you have to be “ON” all the time and that's hard to do to stay in that spot you know? It's also a very judgemental industry, very judgemental and every girl whether they admit it or not, is self conscious and to get into this industry is really hard on your self esteem and you just have to ride out the bumps and know that it's not like a personal attack. Which is really hard to do sometimes, and then the acting..... I go and choose the hardest profession IN THE WORLD. I mean there is more rejection there than you could imagine. But I dunno, maybe I like a challenge, maybe I like doing this to myself because it shows that I can come above it. So, I would say yes and no... there is more to it than I expected there to be, or most people think there is, but is it still awesome and fun and glamourous at times, of course.
Cool.Very.
Just how much work do you have to put in to looking as beautiful as you. I'm talking on a professional basis because you already LOOK GOOD, but you have to do it for a living.
- - Um.... it's hard, it's really hard, I'm not gonna lie because I like eating junk food and I eat late at night. I have the worst eating habits IN THE WORLD. I don't do breakfast, I don't get hungry during the day and at night I'm starting to, so I could eat anything and everything in my path. So it's really hard for me to do, so I put myself on a constant diet all the time and by diet I don't mean REALLY strict but I'm always having to watch what I eat. Because I know if I allow myself to binge on whatever I want, then I'm gonna suffer for it, since that's just my body type and it shows on me very, very quickly. I'm not a size two ,so if I do have a big meal, I bloat up instantly and it shows. So I've had to be really careful about that. I've had ,you know pizza, between photo shoots and it just kills my energy and I'm so lethargic and falling asleep. So, most people that shoot me know not to feed me in between shoots because it always happens.
So, do they have a sign that says, “Do Not Feed The Models”?Well for me anyway... some girls can just do it but for me it just goes sooo heavy on me right away so I can't, but as for working out, I like to do things like Yoga, and I'm gonna start to learn how to snowboard this winter, it's my new thing.
Good luck.Thank you, thank you. Somebody actually just referred some cream to me that gets rid of bruises, because especially being in the industry that I am in, I just can't have bruises.
Nope.
So, I bruise like a peach. I bruise very, very easily.
And knowing a lot of snowboarders as I do, may I suggest moisturize and cream regularly because the snow, the sun and the wind can really take their tole on the skin.
Really?
Yes indeed, if you've ever seen some of the more hardcore snowboarders, they, well they kind of look like walking leather... so.
Ewww! Thank you. See? I'm getting more advice.
It would pain me to know that you got all leathery. No, no. I don't even wanna think about it.
It's now on my winter check list; cream, cream and moisturizer and butt padding and anything else I can find.
When you see a “Reality Show” like “Top Model” do you think that these girls are really prepared for the work ahead of them? Because I mean you're a professional model, you've only been in the business for three years but your career has blown up very quickly and these girls are going in under aged, very immature, very naive. Do you think that these kind of shows actually prepare them?
I think something like ,“Top Model” is good. It steers them. Of course, that's for high fashion models and they do get a big wake up call as to what it is, although what we see on tv again looks very luxurious. They live in a beautiful mansion ,they wake up to a photo shoot, wake up to another photo shoot and well, you know. But it's gruelling and I think it's good for them to know that it is hard to do and any sort of modelling whether it be fashion, glamour or anything like that, the girls who are getting in at such a young age, it's really hard. I feel bad because I see a lot of them are soo naive and they are more likely to get taken advantage of. You know, you have some photographer that claims to shoot for Playboy, he gets them naked and who knows? Everyone claims to shoot for Playboy at some time and there are thousands of photographers out there. For me ,I'm happy I started when I was 26 because I was prepared to take a step back and say, “Do I want this? Yes... No?” I've been very, very picky about what I've done, which I think is why I've done so well. I've done it so quickly because I pick and choose everything. I haven't done that much but I'm very selective about who I shoot with for that very reason. In fact, I know girls who want to do this so badly but they have people around them that are just... well taking advantage of them, you know? And they don't know any better. They wanna be models and they wanna do this and do that. That's why I like the idea of when some girls come to me for advice and when they have questions, stuff like that, and I'm always more than open to it. I encourage them to come to me and I have a lot of friends who are probably 22, 23 and I encourage them to come to me when there is someone who wants them to sign a contract. So I get them to bring it to me and you know ,I take the time to help and I feel sort of big sister-ish with a lot of them. Yeah. It's good.
So the advice for up and coming models is, “ Do your research, take a step back, don't jump at every chance but don't let them pass you by as well.”Exactly. Be picky and know who you're shooting with, know your self worth. Umm... do you wanna be a nude model ? Then, fine you can do nude shots, but if you just shoot with anyone you have to realize that chances are that they are just going to end up on his computer in his basement. You never know, but shoot, if you're in the beginning if you're not nude but shoot, as much as you can and I remember something Paul Buctea told me when I first started. “A bad photographer ... errr... not a bad photographer but a bad photo shoot can ruin your career instantly” and if you have just terrible pictures that come out and of course with the internet, everything just flies everywhere, right?
Instantly.
Right, so when that comes out, that can ruin your career so definitely you said it perfectly, “ Take a step back, see if it's what you want to do and ask questions.” There are literally hundreds of thousands of models everywhere and everyone is usually open to answering those questions and so chances are somebody knows somebody who has had a photo shoot with that person.
So, you've been a Sunshine Girl, a Max Fit Girl, a Playmate, Miss December and even Kitten Of The Month, which was my personal favourite... but what is your favourite title that you've been awarded?Playmate.... Of course, it was a lifelong dream of mine to be in Playboy, so it really holds a special place in my heart. But of course Max Fit, 'cuz I mean who doesn't wanna be in Max Fit because it makes you sound all buff even when you're not. Kitten Of The Month was super fun too. I thought that was so cute and I got to do a sort of Boxing photo shoot.
Awww. That's like the only shoot I couldn't find, damn.No! You should see it, it was really cute. I make my own outfit out of the ropes... derr ... not the ropes but the bands around my hands, it was cute. It was done in an actual boxing ring. It was great.
Oh, no, no, no .. I work on it myself, Anissaholmes.com has been a work in progress for many years and it's gone through a lot of ups and downs, ups and downs and most recently I found a website and developer in the US who ended up doing my page for me and one of the conditions and the main reasons I went to him and paid extra was that I've always said and maintained, that I need full control of my site. That means I do my own updates, my own pictures and I do everything to it, even take stuff down. I don't wanna be chasing someone down and saying, “Ok .. can you put this update up or can you add this journal,” or whatever. I can't rely on somebody else to do what I need to get done when I need it to get done. So it's my little office at home, it's my time for me and I give myself a couple of hours a day to go on there and do what I have to do. I think that it is hugely important to have total control over your career.
On the topic of your website ,I understand that you now have, “Live Streaming Video Chats.”Yes!
What can your fans expect from one of these shows?
Hmmm... Well, to be honest, I haven't actually done one yet. I just set up the webcam now so I'm getting the whole thing in progress, and I'm drumming up some ideas and thinking about cute things like, Tuesday is “Cleaning Day,” let's say, and I do it in a really cute little outfit and they can watch and interact at the same time. I'm thinking of more interesting shows other than me just sitting there and being all, “Hello”... but that's what I'm thinking, so I'm coming up with a whole slew of ideas and then make them on a regular basis and people can come in and speak with me and know that I'm still just a regular person.
Cool.That's the biggest thing with a lot of these people. I get this, “Are you real?” I get that question all the time and I don't know what else I would be BUT real ... so.
Well, as far as I know, I'm certainly not allowed to touch you in anyway but from what I can see is you are definitely real.Thank you.
Do you think that aside from the nude modelling that you'll get into any kind of more adult movies, soft core or otherwise?
Umm... I don't think so, I mean I'm very open to the adult industry and being involved in it but I don't have any interest in doing any kind of hard porn like stuff. I guess people can look at “Forbidden Science” as like soft porn. I think some people have viewed it that way, but I think that would be the extent of it. But to me, that had a story, it was a series, it wasn't some 5.99 video in a bin. So those kind of things I'm okay with doing but to do an actual adult film has never been anything I've been intrigued enough to do but I love being a part of the adult entertainment world. Right now for instance, I'm hosting a show called ,“Eros Tonight” where I'm a reporter and it's all adult stuff and we're right now doing a spin off of that show called, “Anissa's Dirty Little Secret” where I'm going to have my own show and we're gonna start shooting in the next couple of weeks. That again is gonna be all adult stuff so it will be like, do you remember Elvira from back in the day?
Yes. Yes, I do.No, no, no. I asked them if I was supposed to be doing the whole witch thing as well but no, we're gonna keep it very soft and sensual and it's gonna be all lingerie. I think that is the general idea behind my wardrobe; being all lingerie.
Nice. So I've heard you've had a lot of issues with Facebook. Can you tell me a little about that?Facebook!, Facebook!!, Facebook!!!. Okay, to sum it up ,I was kicked off Facebook for no good reason.
Bastards!.They are bastards! I'll tell that to everyone. Naw, just kidding, but they're terrible because it's not consistent. They don't have one set of rules for everyone, they sort of pick and choose their rules and I really think that it's a horrible way of doing it, you know? I know a lot of people in the entertainment industry and even club owners and that kind of thing happens to them all the time. Their ( Facebook) biggest thing was, “Nudity, nudity, nudity, you have it all over your site.” I never did and I would be the first to say but I never did, and so I decided to take it to the media and I never in a million years thought that it would explode as big as it did. I mean it happens to thousands of people but what set my story apart, whatever it was it worked and I hit them so hard with the media, so fast. I kept calling every radio station, and every newspaper and it just kind of exploded then. By the end of the week, I was on the CTV National News at 11 and then Global News at 6 and they reinstated my account. Only to shut me down again two weeks later saying there was nudity again.
Lame!I know. I think they are bots, I think they are ALL bots. I don't think there is a live person. I was trying to get in touch with a real person to say that, “You're telling me there are images here with nudity and they are bad and WHATEVER.” So tell me which ones they are because I don't know what you consider “bad” or “nudity” because whoever this person is ,it's up to them and their judgement what they think is too suggestive. Cuz now, in their rules, they say it's too “sexually suggestive.” Well of course my images are sexually suggestive. They are all glamour shots and anything, any kind of modelling, is sexually suggestive at the end of the day. Even fashion stuff. So who defines what is too suggestive? Is it this person who scans through everything? Will it be that person ,you know what I mean? So they shut me down the second time. I finally got in contact with the person that reinstated me again all by e-mail still and I said, “ I really can't believe that with everything we've been through that your gonna do this again.” Followed by, “Really, I hope that you leave me no choice but to take it all one step further.” Not that I want to threaten them but at the same time it was the only way I could feel that I was getting any kind of response from them.
That's fair.So then finally he wrote back and he gave me a whole, “This is your last time being reinstated.” And I was like, “Fine, tell me the images you guys don't like so this won't happen again because don't for a second think that I enjoy this little game with you.”
Of course.So right now everything is calm for the time being and I learned my lesson and I'm trying to back up all the contacts that I have there. I've created like a place to keep posting little things. Like I just created a personal g-mail account where it said, “Anissa's Fanpage” or “Anissa Fanpage” or something like that where people can send me their info. So I sent a quick e-mail to everyone saying, “Send me an e-mail with all your stuff “ and that will be that because if I'm gonna say if and when it happens again, I'm on their hotlist. I know I'm blacklisted so they are watching me. I can't really upload anything.
So now everything uploaded is you in 7 layers of winter clothing?Pretty much. ( laughter )
So like you in a parka with maybe a hand sticking out?
Yeah, but with the way they are going, they might be, “ That hand might be doing something suggestive.” So now, I am only uploading cell phone shots like those candid behind the scenes shots and stuff, and people are making cracks about it saying, “Careful Anissa, your gonna get kicked off for that one.” Because everyone knows how ridiculous it is and the reality is that I am being watched. I don't want to lose all those pictures so the first thing I did was take down all my family pictures and I don't wanna have that many pictures on there because they ( Facebook ) kept using them, they kept me there they just disabled it. ( her access ) So if someone was to Google my name, Facebook would come up almost immediately and people would click on the Facebook and...
Then it would be down.Right.
So they are getting tons of your fan traffic but you're getting screwed.
Exactly, that's the whole reason they don't delete the account because they're still generating traffic to it, and at the end of the day who knows what they are going to do with those images when they refuse to give them back. There has gotta be some rules or something... a policy. I know there is a big privacy issue thing in Canada, so I filed a complaint, but I haven't heard anything about it since, but they said they will investigate it and get in contact with me. It's tough and it's scary because you're in a position where you want to use Facebook for promotional purposes which millions of people do and you know, you put so much time and effort into that particular site and all of a sudden it just up and goes. So now I'm trying to put them on a bunch of little sites like Toronto.me so I don't focus all my attention on the one.
Makes sense to me.Yeah.
Well, for my last question...........I can't read my handwriting.
( Laughter )
Ahhh, I get it now, it was about your upcoming show but we've already covered that so thank you very much for taking the time out of your busy day to talk with us.
No, thank you, it was a pleasure. Bye everyone!!
Well, all of us at XXXToronto.com want to thank Anissa for doing the interview and we wish her all the best of luck with her fast rising career and her constant fight against, “The Man.” We think that her struggle can be felt by all who have been hit by Facebook's odd ever changing rule book and can only hope that you don't get slapped down by it. That aside ,we are looking forward to her new TV shows and we know that you are as well and you can find out about all those things and more at Anissaholmes.com, and don't forget about webcasts coming very soon.

Pretty In Pink with Aj Morgann
Interviewer
AJ Morgann
All right... we are here with AJ Morgann
Hello!
So please... tell us, our readers and the world, just who is A.J. Morgann?AJ. Morgann is a porn star..... that likes to ... suck and fuck and get naughty.
Fan-Tastic...... you broke into the biz with your own feature movie right off the bat, “AJ The OC Slut”Uh huh..
That's pretty impressive to get a named feature your first time out. How did it feel knowing that your name would be behind the movie?
How did it feel?.......... It felt NICE!... I loved IT!..
Why the pink hair?.... you started out with all pink ...then...
Pink 'n blonde ... and then the pink started washing into the blonde so it really started to look all pink. Then I wanted to do black 'n pink and then everyone started copying me ... I was just trying to be original but you can't ever do that. Then I tried doing the toe shoes and someone stole my ideas with the toe shoes and yeah..... I try to be original but that's... well that's hard.
Well it's always hard trying to stay ahead of the curve in the porn business.
Yeah...
So you're under contract with Chester Molest Her, how does it feel to be a contracted NAMED porn star in the business that seems to just be all about the one cum-shot wonders?
Great!... I don't film with anyone else so .. being with one company and not filming a lot ... like 500 movies in a year is nice. I like to start out small and take my time so people can get to know who I am and how MY line of work is.. Just taking my time.
Makes sense.... now... you are gorgeous..
Thank you!
I can't help it... I have been staring... I'm weak... does it take time and effort to look that good or are you just naturally that good looking?
NO..... well ... I do have nice genes but .. to get THIS toned... it takes a very good diet, a lot of time at the gym, 5 to 6 days a week probably at least 2 hours a day, and a real tight... tight.... ahh what's the word... I just fucking said it... diet. No sodas, no candy, lots of water, a lot of cardio ... and no partying. I don't do drugs and I don't drink. Well... I'll have a drink every now and again but nothing over the top. That's just not my lifestyle.
Fair enough.
I like to keep myself for... well myself
Again.... fair enough... now you do have braces. How long have you had those?
For a year... and I have another year to go, then I have retainers for two years... so another 3 years or so with this metal mouth.
It does look really cute though..
I do love my braces... and do I regret them ... no... I mean I got them to straighten my teeth but at the same time I got them to be a little bit different in the industry. Because it makes me look younger and that is kind of a fetish, so when I put in a 2000 dollar investment on them ... at least it was worth it.
Makes sense to me.... now I'm curious.... when you're preparing for a scene with a guy who hasn't worked with you before, you give him the big toothy grin and right before the action starts is there a little bit of a .....cringe( laughs ) ... no... I work really well with my braces. I can deep throat 10 inches with no gag reflexes..so I am great at what I do.
I ... uh.... well I have no brains left above my waistline..... blood make that ... see I can't even form coherent sentences.Awesome.... ( laughter )
You have lovely tattoos ... possibly one of the cutest I've ever seenAwww....Thank you...
Are you planning on any more or are you sticking with what you got..?
Umm... I think I'm done for now at least... with what I have, because I have 21 or 22 tattoos with half a sleeve so ... I think I'm done. I might fill my arm in a little bit more and I wanna get, “ Live, Laugh, Love” right here... that would be nice... but I'm taking my time... and letting go of the tattoos because I want to get a street bike so I'm working on that right now.
Cool.... Any chance you could flex again for me?... You just did it a second ago.... Wow that"s legitimate muscle tone... damn...that is real FIT BEAUTY and a lot of girls can't pull that off.
Thank you... Well I grew up doing sports... I had lats.. I don't really have them anymore and those are the muscles under your shoulders and you get those from swimming so when I did water polo and was on the swim team, I got my lats from that. I've always had big shoulders so ... but I'm a very active girl. I like being sporty...
Certainly didn't hurt you any...
Just an active little spunky fireball....
And that's why I've fallen in love with you, I was on the fence about it a little while ago but it's the fireball thing... really did me in..
Aww... thank you... ( laughter )
You do a lot of anal in your movies, right?I just started ... well, actually I'm almost done and the first one is coming out in January... yeah, each one ... I think there are like three scenes or... two scenes of anal in each movie. You know, before this business I couldn't even think about anal, I didn't wanna think about it and I wouldn't even discuss it. I never even said the word... and now I love it! I can't get enough of it.
Can't... get... enough... of it.....Ummm... You need to meet the right guy to do it with. It's not just something where you can be like, “Oh, just stick it in”. There is a lot of preparation to do anal and then you just start to get used to it and it's all down hill from there.
Now, if I remember correctly, you were on the Howard Stern Show for anal ring toss?Three times, once was for anal ring toss, the next was... for anal ring toss again but this time I was on my back and we had the stick between my legs and whoever got a ringer, I would queef for them.... since I can queef automatically, and the third time was when I deep throated 10 inches.
Dang!Yeah!.. yeah the third time was when I got my braces so I had them on the third time.
Do you have any Hidden Talents that we... and by we, I mean your fans and the business in general, that we don't know about?Some people know... I lactate... I've never had a kid ,never been pregnant nothing... but for the last 7 or 6 years, I've always liked my nipples sucked on during sex and my body thought I was going through the process of having a baby and so it started to produce milk.
Unfortunately ... being the complete and total pervert that I am...
Me too, me too!!
I have to ask... will you be marketing “AJ Morgann Breast Milk?”Yes!... We are... In my upcoming second anal movie, we have a lot to do with milk, and even in my “OC Slut 5” ,there is some milk. In almost every one of my movies or every other movie at least, there is some milk.”
Oh... when I meant market, I meant... will you be selling, “AJ Morgann Breast Milk”?Well, I would like to but I don't have that much milk as in like a mom would, so I can like squirt like 5 feet but I can only get just a little bit out. But it tastes really good. I've tasted it myself and it's very sweet... I wish I had a lot more that would come out but I have to work with what I have so...
now they are lactating, that brings me to my next question ... Are they real? Have you had a boob job?Yeah they are fake...
I wouldn't have guessedWell, yeah... I used to have big boobs.. I used to have Ds but we filled them up to be double Ds and they just kind of do their thing.
Yeah, I see that.... I mean I've seen a great deal of fakes and yours seem incredibly natural.So I've heard... I take care of them, I massage them a lot and do what the doctor tells me ,so...there you go.
Sorry... I just kind of spaced out there and went off to a magical, mystical, mental land where you were massaging your boobs... I just couldn't help that.... but I'm back... and it was good. Now.. Lastly, for the fans you have, the fans you're gonna get and all the other people that will fall down at your feet and worship you.. how can they follow you?Follow me on Facebook at AJ Morgann or click here ... with Two N's and I talk to everyone on there. I promise.
Promise?Totally promise.
You heard it folks ... that's a promise, and that's also us from the Everything To Do With Sex Show and AJ Morgann... Bye everybody.Bye. Bye. kiss. kiss![]()
The staff at XXXToronto would like to thank AJ Morgann for taking the time to talk with us since we had to pull her away from many, many adoring fans to get her to do this one with us. We literally had to fight the whole way across the convention because so many people wanted to stop, take photos and speak with her and it shows just what kind of drawing power this young starlet has. Look for her to do big things and grow an army of loyal and horny fans and odds are pretty good that you'll find most, if not all the staff at XXXToronto.com counted among their numbers.,

Giving 'Till It Hurts with Elle Patille
Interviewer
Elle Patille
So.....You had an interesting jump into modelling, from animal health services to .. Goddess.. How does that happen?
Actually, I was in the animal health services industry for 8 years and I just wanted a few pictures of myself just so when I look back at the age of 80 I could be like, WOW.... that was me WHEN... So I contacted a photographer and the next thing I knew I get an e-mail back saying, “ Do you want to come to the Dominican and do an issue for Play Boy”.... and... what girl doesn't want to?
No kidding... that's ...A dream come true..
Indeed
Yep, .. So I jumped on it, I went down, I did it, everything snowballed and I ended up doing 6 issues, two covers and now the 2010 calendar for Play Boy .. and it's all been good.
But as I found out you didn't leave all the animals behind... Now from what I was able to find out it's a baby jaguar, .. two anteaters... what else is at the “Elle Zoo” right now?Oh my... well .. I am currently sharing my bed with a jaguar, a painted leopard also known as an Ocelot which is another endangered species. A green macaw .. which is pretty rare and a Kikachu. Um.. in the park we have a couple of anteaters, and let me tell you that it's a nasty job feeding them. I don't know if you've ever hacked into a termite nest...
Awww.....It's alot like a pinata and it all falls on you.. and that's what all these little things are like and it gets all in your hair and on your body and you have to carry this squirming mess back to them.
Aww...And trust me when I say I don't like insects. Give me any other animal, give me rats, give me snakes just please not insects. But yes, I am now living in Honduras on an island called, Roatan. There is no government funding for any of these endangered species. The illegal animal trade in Central America is quite awful, and these little guys have won my heart. They are sharing my bed and I think I've found a new home and a new purpose, so I'm hoping to merge Play Boy along with the animals and the needs that they have and make something happen.
Fantastic .... well it's all a labour of love, so when your elbow is deep in termites, you just know that you're doing it all for the right reasons.Yeah.... so they keep looking at pictures saying, “ I can still clean up, and I can still look like that.. but still do this as well.” But yes... definitely it's all worth it... it's a great cause, it's a good reason and peeing and pooping is all part of the job.
I understand that you just flew back from Honduras, JUST for this show... aside from national pride what brought you back?Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity, the Everything To Do With Sex Show is getting bigger and bigger every year, people are getting more open minded and they're free to speak about it and take part. So the show is an awesome place for exposure for anybody's cause so I thought this would be the perfect opportunity, and I couldn't back down so I bought my ticket and came back just for this. Its been absolutely incredible, the response, the support. Just Great. So.. all the proceeds are gonna be going back to these little guys and I'll be back again next year for it.
Great to hear and we'll be looking forward to seeing you then as well.... So.... if you can... just walk me through a day in the life of Elle Patille ... you wake up... you're beautiful.. you have lunch, your gorgeous ... someone takes some breathtaking photos of you and you go to bed, odds are looking utterly fantastic in something skimpy and lacy..... is that about right?Yes... with a little bit of pleasuring myself in between. First thing in the morning to start my day off right, before I go to bed so it helps me fall asleep and if I have time in the middle of the day well... then that's usually awesome too.
Fair Enough....Yeah.. that just about sums it up nicely ...
You think this was.. the life that you ever imagined for yourself?
Oh... Never in a million years, I was a complete tom boy who couldn't get a date to save my life...
I would never believe THAT ever..Oh my... no... never never neh-ver... so.. this is all been a dream come true.
So... are you ever going to branch out into adult films or are your fans going to have to live with simply worshipping you in 2D?I think they are gonna have to worship me as it is... I mean the only film work I do is for my website ellepatille.com ..
Which is fantastic and anyone reading this should go there right now, and subscribe ... what was it again..?ellepatille.com .. thank you... there are videos, they are nudes and they are open leg... but it's erotic.... but still very tasteful...and edgy... and damned cool...
I completely agree on all those points ... I spent many a day on your website recently ... as I was ( cough ) forced to do HOURS of arduous research ...( laughter )
Let's just say... I was very HARD at work......
Awesome...
Now.... I have to ask the question.... it comes up from time to time... are... THEY real?No, actually I just had them redone. I went a little bit smaller to take a little bit of the attention away, big lips... being as tall as I am. I'm almost 6 foot with big boobs... and my hips are pretty big too. So, if I get dressed up and put on make up, I'm kind of like a walking target so I downsized my boobies... so ... no they're not mine.
Fair enough.......
Is it hard to look as good as you do ? Do you wake up every morning and it's make-up... time... effort... or are you just naturally fantastic?
I don't think any girl would say they are naturally fantastic... we are our own worst critics... to me... I'm O K... without the make-up... but it makes me feel more girly and more beautiful obviously if I really do myself up... so it does take just a little bit...
but just a bit right?right...
So... lastly... if people want to help out with your cause, keep track of what good you're doing out there, contribute... whatever. What can they do?
Well, just so they know, the poaching and illegal animal trade in Honduras is very severe. We have so many animals coming to us... animals being dropped off on our doorstep in banana boxes. Remember that little baby leopard I take care of?... When we found him he was caked in his mothers own dried blood, had a respiratory infection and was severely dehydrated. I had to make him an incubator out of a blender box... and I had to borrow an oxygen tank from the EMS pilot..the helicopter pilot on the island. So, it took a few of us to save that little guy that night... he came to us with three broken ribs and a burnt nose as well.... so it's sad ... I would love for people and I want to bring awareness, so if people do want to follow along and see the pictures and see how these little guys recover. You can find me on facebook at Elle Patille or click here and we'll be starting a page for them as well, on livejournal.com under Elle Patille. I've also teamed up with Roatan Zoo & Animal Sanctuary, roatanzoo.com these guys have huge hearts. It's like a one man show, he is putting all his time and money into feeding and caring for these animals and helping these little guys have a safe place to live..... So... please, please, please, everyone out there look up Roatan Zoo & Animal Sanctuary and find me and follow the stories and all your support is greatly appreciated.
Fantastic...Thank you, very much... bye for now!
All of us at XXXToronto.com would like to thank the Everything to do with Sex Show for bringing Elle back to Toronto to help get the word out and of course we want to thank Elle for taking the time to talk with us about her passions. So if you're already a fan of Elle and are helping her fight for those little guys, we want to say that we know she appreciates your support and if you've just found out about Elle recently and want to help her you know what to do. We know from personal experience she would hug you if she knew you were helping her make a life for those animals that she fights for.
NOMINATIONS LIST for the 2010 AVN Awards
Best Actor
Ace, The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody, Video Team/Metro
Otto Bauer, Everybody Loves Lucy, Hustler Video
James Deen, Scrubs: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Guy DiSilva, Barrack's Big Stimulus Package, Rezko/Pulse
Tommy Gunn, Heaven, Vivid Entertainment Group
Eric Masterson, Hush, Wicked Pictures
Sean Michaels, LA Pink, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Anthony Rosano, The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
Herschel Savage, 30 Rock:A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Randy Spears, Educating Alli, Wicked Pictures
Evan Stone, Pussy a Go Go, Vivid Alt
Keni Styles, Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Eric Swiss, Not Married With Children XXX, X-Play/LFP
Voodoo, The Cougar Hunter, Wicked Pictures
Frankie Young, Jon & Kate Fuck Eight, Devil's Film
Best Actress
Asa Akira, Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Julia Ann, Identity, Penthouse/Pulse
Lisa Ann, Who's Nailin' Paylin?, Hustler Video
Alektra Blue, Educating Alli, Wicked Pictures
Roxy DeVille, Whack Job, Wicked Pictures
Jessica Drake, Hush, Wicked Pictures
Sasha Grey, Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group
Audrey Hollander, Everybody Loves Lucy, Hustler Video
Kimberly Kane, The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
Kayden Kross, The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
Kelli McCarty, Faithless, Vivid Entertainment Group
Melissa Monet, My Daughter's Boyfriend, Sweet Sinner
Bree Olson, One Last Ride, Adam & Eve Pictures
Hillary Scott, Heaven, Vivid Entertainment Group
India Summer, Drill Baby Drill, Penthouse/Pulse
Best Adult Website
AbbyWinters.com, abbywinters
ATKPetites.com, Amateur Teen Kingdom
BangBros.com, Bang Productions
Brazzers.com, Brazzers
BurningAngel.com, BurningAngel Entertainment
ClubRedLight.com, Red Light District
Cybererotica.com, CE Cash
DigitalPlayground.com, Digital Playground
FirstSexVideo.com, Braincash
HollyRandall.com, Brand Danger
HowToBangAPornStar.com, Reality Gang
HustlerWorld.com, Hustler Video
JulesJordanVideo.com, Premium Cash
NewSensations.com, New Sensations
Penthouse.com, Penthouse
PornAccess.com, Gamma
PornFidelity.com, Kelly Madison Productions
RealityKings.com, Reality Kings
RealJanine.com, Club Jenna
ScoreLand.com, The Score Group
SpearmintRhino.com, Spearmint Rhino Worldwide, Inc.
TeenModels.com, Silvercash
Vivid.com, WebQuest
VivThomas.com, Viv Thomas
ZTOD.com, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene
Anal Academics, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan; Alexis Texas & Jenna Haze
Bitchcraft 6, Jake Malone/Evil Angel; Sammie Rhodes & Kristina Rose
Bree & Sasha, Adam & Eve Pictures; Bree Olson & Sasha Grey
Evil Pink 4, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Jenna Haze & Lexi Belle
Field of Schemes 5, Girlfriends Films; Tori Black & Lexi Belle
Girl on Girl 2, Red Light District; Emy Reyes & Vanessa Leon
Intimate Contact 2, Lesbian Provocateur/Digital Sin; Anita Pearl & Cindy Hope
Lesbian Bridal Stories 4, Girlfriends Films; Zoe Britton & Nikki Rhodes
Molly's Life, Muffia/Antigua; Molly Cavelli & Devi Emmerson
Nymphetamine 3, Celluloid Addiction/VCX; Tori Black & Monique Alexander
Psycho Cheerleaders 2, Wicked Pictures; Aiden Starr & Evie Delatosso
Pussy a Go Go, Vivid Alt; Misty Stone & Sochee Mala
Pussycats 3, Zero Tolerance Entertainment; Courtney Cummz & Roxy Reynolds
Sunny's Slumber Party, SunLust/Vivid; Sunny Leone & Jenna Haze
Women Seeking Women 55, Girlfriends Films; Franziska Facella & Taylor Vixen
Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene
Babes Illustrated 18, Cal Vista/Metro; Jenaveve Jolie, Mya Nichole, Melissa Lauren, Devon & Shawna Lenee
Belladonna's Road Trip: Cabin Fever, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Alexa Jordan, Alexis Texas, Ava Rose, Julie Night, Rucca Paige, Bobbi Starr & Sinn Sage
Big Toy Orgy, Digital Sin; Harmony, Allison Pierce, Megan Jones, Nikki Sexx, Mason Moore, Janet Mason, Adriana Deville, Heidi Mayne, Jaelyn Fox & Amber Rayne
Deviance, skinworXXX/Adam & Eve; Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone & Alexis Texas
Girlgasmic 2, Anabolic Digital; London Keyes, Nicole Ray, Tanner Mayes, Emy Reyes & Alyssa Hall
House of Wicked, Wicked Pictures; Jessica Drake, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Alektra Blue & Kaylani Lei
Lesbian Hospital 2, Girlfriends Films; Bobbi Starr, Avy Scott, Aiden Starr, Nicole Moore & KC Kelly
Naughty Hottie Slumber Party, Score Group/Pure Play; Jessica Doltin, Mimi Allen, Kody Kay, Layla Exx & Ashley Johnson
Not Monday Night Football XXX, X-Play/LFP; Lela Star, Yurizan Beltran, Alyssa Reece & Mai Ly
Party of Feet, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Adrianna Nicole, Alexa Jordan, Alexis Texas, Bobbi Starr, Evie Delatosso, Georgia Jones, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy & Belladonna
Squirt Gangbang 4, Elegant Angel Productions; Dana DeArmond, Flower Tucci, Britney Stevens, Jada Fire, Sindee Jennings & Lexi Love
Sun Goddess: Malibu, skinworXXX/Adam & Eve; Teagan Presley, Bree Olson, Sasha Grey & Gianna Lynn
Sunny's Slumber Party, SunLust/Vivid; Sunny Leone, Monique Alexander, Alexis Texas & Alyssa Reese
The Violation of Harmony, JM Productions; Harmony, Holly Wellin, Monica Mayhem, Jennifer Dark & Gwen Summers
The Violation of Kylie Ireland, JM Productions; Kylie Ireland, Amber Rayne, Sammie Rhodes, Bobbi Starr, Keanni Lei & Heather Starlet
Best All-Girl Release
Anal Lesbian Sweethearts, Jay Sin/Evil Angel
Erocktavision 10: In Between the Sheets, Dana Dane/Devil's
Evil Pink 4, Belladonna/Evil Angel
Field of Schemes 5, Girlfriends Films
Girlfriend Vignettes, Abigail/Adult Source
Girls Kissing Girls 3, Sweetheart Video
Girls Made to Love, abbywinters.com/Wicked
Girl Play, Elegant Angel Productions
Kittens & Cougars, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Lesbian Bridal Stories 4, Girlfriends Films
Lesbian Tutors 8, Triangle Films
No Boyz Just Toyz, Parliament Adult Entertainment
Supermodel Slumber Party, Wicked Pictures
Unfaithful 4, VivThomas/Lezlove
The Violation of Kylie Ireland, JM Productions
Best All-Girl Series
Bitchcraft, Jake Malone/Evil Angel
Erocktavision, Dana Dane/Devil's
Hot Showers, Hustler Video
Intimate Moments, abbywinters.com/Wicked
Lesbian Adventures, Sweetheart Video
Lesbian Lip Service, Lesbian Provocateur/Digital Sin
Mother-Daughter Exchange Club, Girlfriends Films
My Evil Sluts, Cruel Media/Evil Angel
Nymphetamine, Celluloid Addiction/VCX
Road Queen, Girlfriends Films
She's My Man, L Factor/Devil's
Top Wet Girls, Clark Euro/Evil Angel
Unfaithful, VivThomas/Lezlove
We Live Together, Reality Kings/Pulse
Women Seeking Women, Girlfriends Films
Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures; Bree Olson, Tori Black & Poppy Morgan
2040, Wicked Pictures; Kaylani Lei, Jessica Drake & Mikayla Mendez
All About Ashlynn 2: Girls Only, Digital Sin; Ashlynn Brooke, Faye Reagan & Devon Lee
Cindy Hope Is Fresh on Cock, Clark Euro/Evil Angel; Cindy Hope, Anita Pearl & Simony Diamond
Foxy Tarts, Harmony Films; Lolly Badcock, Katie K & Strap On Jane
Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse; Jade Starr, Jayme Langford & Natalie Minx
Jana Cova's Juice, Digital Playground; Jana Cova, Alektra Blue & Angie Savage
Kung Fu Nurses a Go-Go 2, Wicked Pictures; Mya Luanna, Marlie Moore & Sindee Jennings
Lesbian Tag Teams, HellHouse/Pure Play; Moxxie Maddron, Sindee Jennings & Stephanie Swift
Slave for a Night, Penthouse/Pulse; Sophia Santi, Nikki Benz & Angie Savage
Storm Squirters 6, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel; Kristina Rose, Sophie Dee & Sindee Jennings
Supermodel Slumber Party, Wicked Pictures; Nikki Rhodes, Mia Presley & Brandi Edwards
Sweet Cheeks 11, Anabolic Digital; Jayden Jaymes, Mason Moore & Nikki Sexx
Swing Time, Adam & Eve Pictures; Kayden Kross, Kagney Linn Karter & Holly West
We Live Together 7, Reality Kings/Pulse; Kina Kai, Nikki & Sammie Rhodes
Best All-Sex Release
The A.J. Bailey Experiment, Vivid Entertainment Group
Busty Cops on Patrol, Elegant Angel Productions
Curvy Girls 4, Elegant Angel Productions
Evalutionary, Elegant Angel Productions
Jesse Jane: Heat, Digital Playground
Kristina Rose: Dirty Girl, Elegant Angel Productions
Meet the Fuckers 9, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Raylene Returns, Vince Vouyer Unleashed/Jules Jordan
Riley Steele: Chic, Digital Playground
Sex in My P.J.'s 2, New Sensations
Stroke It, Vivid Entertainment Group
Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3, Elegant Angel Productions
Three's a Crowd, Bluebird Films
XXX Top Models, Suze Randall/Pulse
Young & Glamorous, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Best All-Sex Series
2 Chicks Same Time, Naughty America/Pure Play
Addicted, New Sensations
All About Ashlynn, Digital Sin
The Cock Pit, New Sensations
Curvy Girls, Elegant Angel Productions
Dick Feasting, Black Dog XXX/Pulse
Do Me Right!, Pink Kitty/Juicy
The Girl Next Door, Combat Zone
Hustler XXX, Hustler Video
Meet the Fuckers, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Monster Cock Junkies, Pink Visual Productions
Need for Seed, Diabolic Video Productions
Superwhores, Mercenary Pictures
Swimsuit Calendar Girls, Elegant Angel Productions
Wet Dreams Cum True, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Best Alternative Release
American Swing, Magnolia Home Video
The Auteur, Tigard Film Society
Girls Gone Wild: Wildest College Coeds, Mantra Films
One Eyed Monster, Liberation Entertainment
Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 3, JM Productions
Real Adventures 119, DreamGirls
Wild Party Girls 47, DreamGirls
Best Alternative Series
Girls Gone Wild, Mantra Films
Girl Fun, DreamGirls
I Want to Be a DreamGirl, DreamGirls
Naked College Coeds, DreamGirls
Nude Beaches of the World, GM Video
Wild Party Girls, DreamGirls
Best Amateur Release
18 With Proof 2, Cezar Capone/Pulse
Absolute Amateurs 2, Vouyer Media
Amateurs Caught on Tape 16, Platinum Media/Pulse
ATK Galleria 8, Amateur Teen Kingdom/Kick Ass
Black Amateur Swingers Party, Black Ice Ltd.
Cherries 68, Homegrown/Pure Play
Deep Throat Virgins 33, Homegrown/Pure Play
First Time Auditions 8, Reality Kings/Pulse
Mondo Extreme 78: Amateur MILFs, Shooting Star
Petite Amateurs 6, Amateur Teen Kingdom/Kick Ass
Porno Home Movies 24, V9 Video
Real Couples 2, Combat Zone
Shameless Amateurs 2, Shane's World Studios
Real Naughty Couples 2, Doghouse Digital
True Home Made Amateur 4, Red Light District
Best Amateur Series
1st Annual Amateur Rookie Search, Grind House Porn
Amateurs Caught on Tape, Platinum Media/Pulse
Argentine Amateurs, Digital Sin
ATK Galleria, Amateur Teen Kingdom/Kick Ass
Big Breast Amateur Girls, Homegrown/Pure Play
Cherries, Homegrown/Pure Play
First Time Auditions, Reality Kings/Pulse
Lesbian Amateurs, White Ghetto Films
Matt's Models, Vivid Entertainment Group
My 1st XXX Video, Amateur District/Pulse
Petite Amateurs, Amateur Teen Kingdom/Kick Ass
Porn Loser, Score Group/Pure Play
Scary Hairy, Amateur Teen Kingdom/Kick Ass
Shot at Home, Shot at Home/Pulse
Well Hung Amateurs, Homegrown/Pure Play
Best Anal Sex Scene
Anal Buffet, Jay Sin/Evil Angel; Bobbi Starr, Loona Luxx & Mick Blue
Anal Cavity Search 6, Erik Everhard/Jules Jordan; Sasha Grey & Erik Everhard
Ass Cleavage 10, Zero Tolerance Entertainment; Ricki White & James Deen
Ass Worship 11, Jules Jordan Video; Phoenix Marie & Criss Strokes
Big Wet Asses! 15, Elegant Angel Productions; Gianna Michael & Michael Stefano
Breast Worship 2, Jules Jordan Video; Tory Lane & Lexington Steele
Butthole Whores 3, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Belladonna & James Deen
Content, Vivid Alt; Kimberly Kane & Mr. Pete
Cum-Spoiled Sluts, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan; Jenna Haze & Scott Nails
Evil Anal 10, Manual Ferrara/Evil Angel; Chayse Evans & James Deen
Go Hard or Go Home, Marie Luv/NevaQuit/Justin Slayer; Marie Luv & Manuel Ferrara
Kristina Rose: Dirty Girl, Elegant Angel Productions; Kristina Rose & Manuel Ferrara
Rocco Ravages LA, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel; Kristina Rose & Rocco Siffredi
Scrubs: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas & James Deen
Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, Elegant Angel Productions; Tori Black & Manuel Ferrara
Best Anal-Themed Release
Anal Academics, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan
Anal Acrobats 3, Jay Sin/Evil Angel
Anal Cavity Search 6, Erik Everhard/Jules Jordan
Anal Junkies on Cock, Vince Vouyer Unleashed/Jules Jordan
Ass Trap 2, John Leslie/Evil Angel
Ass Worship 11, Jules Jordan Video
Black Ass Addiction 4, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Butthole Whores 3, Belladonna/Evil Angel
Deep Anal Abyss 2, Jay Sin/Evil Angel
Diggin' in the Gapes 2, Vouyer Media
Evil Anal 9, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
Sweet Cheeks 11, Anabolic Digital
Top Guns 9, Mercenary Pictures
Tunnel Butts, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
Young & Anal 38, JM Productions
Best Anal-Themed Series
Anal Acrobats, Jay Sin/Evil Angel
Anal Asspirations, Diabolic Video Productions
Anal Cavity Search, Erik Everhard/Jules Jordan
Ass Cleavage, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Big Wet Asses!, Elegant Angel Productions
Black Ass Addiction, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Butt Licking Anal Whores, Pariah/JM
Diggin' in the Gapes, Vouyer Media
Elastic Assholes, Mike John/Jules Jordan
Evil Anal, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
Filth Cums First, HandHeld/Digital Playground
In Thru the Back Door, Vouyer Media
Lord of Asses, Tom Byron/Evolution
Up'r Class, Third Degree Films
Young & Anal, JM Productions
Best Animated Release
Fast Times at Hentai University, Adult Source Media
Insatiable 2, Japananime
Kowaremono, Adult Source Media
Pleasure Island, Adult Source Media
PornoMation 3, Cherry Boxxx Pictures
Pure Mail, Adult Source Media
Sex Taxi, Media Blasters
Sinners Paradise: Revelations, Critical Mass Video
Summer Camp Sluts, Adult Source Media
Best Art Direction
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
70's Show: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
2040, Wicked Pictures
Billionaire, Private/Pure Play
Everybody Loves Lucy, Hustler Video
Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve
Hardcore Circus, Cheeky Monkey/LFP
Not the Cosbys XXX, X-Play/LFP
Nurses, Digital Playground
Operation: Tropical Stormy, Wicked Pictures
Pussy a Go Go, Vivid Alt
Ritual, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Seduction, Wicked Pictures
This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Hustler Video
Tormented, Wicked Pictures
Best BDSM Release
Abducting Julie, Julie Simone Productions
Bondage Dreams, Anastasia Pierce Productions
Bride of Sin, Madison Bound/Blowfish
Cindy's Correction, B&D Pleasures/Bon-Vue
Dominated Girls, KinkKrew/Antigua
Ivy Manor Slaves 3: The Dream Team, GwenMedia/Pulse
Jenna Loves Pain 2, Club Jenna/Pulse
Jewell's Darling Maid, Crown Jewell/Pulse
Mean Dungeon, MeanBitch/Kick Ass
The Portal 3, GwenMedia/Pulse
Pure Fetish, HellHouse/Pure Play
Slave 02, JM Productions
Sorority Hazing Horror, Severe Society Films
Taboo: Decadence, Hustler Video
Under the Lash, Bizarre/Pulse
Best Big Bust Release
Ben Dover's Busty Babes USA, Bluebird Films
Big Natural Tits 21, Clark Euro/Evil Angel
Big Tit Glory Hole, Score Group/Pure Play
Big Tits at School 5, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Big Tits at Work 6, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Big Tits Boss 7, Reality Kings/Pulse
Big Wet Tits 8, Elegant Angel Productions
Boob Bangers 6, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
Breast Worship 2, Jules Jordan Video
Busty Housewives 2, Elegant Angel Productions
Mamazon, Score Group/Pure Play
Nice Rack 17, Anabolic Digital
Tits to Die For, Penthouse/Pulse
Titty Sweat, Vince Vouyer Unleashed/Jules Jordan
War on a Rack, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Best Big Bust Series
All Ditz and Jumbo Tits, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Big Bodacious Knockers, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Big Tits at School, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Big Tits at Work, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Big Tits Boss, Reality Kings/Pulse
Boobaholics Anonymous, Mike John/Jules Jordan
Boob Bangers, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
Busty Housewives, Elegant Angel Productions
Double Ds and Derrieres, Gina Lynn Productions
Gent, Swank Digital/Pulse
Jack's Big Tit Show, Digital Playground
Jack's Giant Juggs, Vouyer Media
Prime Cups, Cruel Media/Evil Angel
Rack It Up, Diabolic Video Productions
Top Heavy Tarts, Rodnievision/Exquisite
Best Big Butt Release
Ass Cleavage 9, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Ass Parade 19, Bang Productions
Battle of the Asses, Elegant Angel Productions
Battle of the Bootys, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Big Ass Oil Pile-Up, West Coast Productions
Big Booty Black Girls, Exquisite Multimedia
Big Butts Like It Big 2, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Big Oiled Up Asses 2, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Big Wet Asses 15, Elegant Angel Productions
Black Ass Suffocation 2, Evasive Angles Entertainment
Cheek Freaks 7, Jazz Duro/Buttman/Evil Angel
Dynamic Booty 4, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Extreme Asses 5, Reality Kings/Pulse
Massive Asses 4, Elegant Angel Productions
Smokin' Hot Asses, Iron Cross/Teravision/Vivid
Best Big Butt Series
40 Inch Plus, Vivid Entertainment Group
Ass Cleavage, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Ass Parade, Bang Productions
Big Ass Fixation, Tom Byron/Evolution
Big Butts Like It Big, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Big Wet Asses, Elegant Angel Productions
Cheek Freaks, Jazz Duro/Buttman/Evil Angel
Crazy Big Booty, Black Ice Ltd.
Wet Juicy Asses, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Whata Booty, Red Light District
Best Classic Release
Baby Face, VCA Pictures
Behind the Scenes of an Adult Movie, Cal Vista Classics/VCX
The Blonde Next Door, VCX
Debbie Does Dallas 30th Anniversary Edition, VCX
Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle: Platinum Elite Collection, Video-X-Pix
The Devil in Miss Jones 40th Anniversary Edition, VCX
Double Feature: A Pervert Walks Among Us and Masters of Perversion, Powersville/JM
Getting L.A.'d, Paradise Visuals
John Holmes Classic Collection, Adam & Eve Pictures
Maraschino Cherry Platinum Elite Collection, Video-X-Pix
Story of K, Bizarre Video/Pulse
Tower of Power, Cal Vista Classics/VCX
Best Comedy
Booby Trap, Penthouse/Pulse
Bree's College Daze 2, Adam & Eve Pictures
The Cougar Hunter, Wicked Pictures
The Crack Pack, Adam & Eve Pictures
Drill Baby Drill, Penthouse/Pulse
Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve
Funny Bone, Vivid Entertainment Group
Korporate Kougars, Penthouse/Pulse
One Wild & Crazy Night, Wicked Pictures
Operation: Tropical Stormy, Wicked Pictures
The Pinch, Vivid Entertainment Group
PopPorn: The Guide to Making Fuck, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Teachers, Digital Playground
Whack Job, Wicked Pictures
Who's Nailin' Paylin?, Hustler Video
Best Couples Sex Scene
30 Rock: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Amy Ried & Ralph Long
2040, Wicked Pictures; Jessica Drake & Marcus London
Booty I Like 5, Justin Slayer International; Sarah Vandella & Justin Slayer
Don't Make Me Beg, John Leslie/Evil Angel, Tori Black & Mick Blue
House of Ass 10, Tom Byron/Evolution; Lexi Belle & Tom Byron
Jesse Jane: Atomic Tease, Digital Playground; Jesse Jane & Scott Nails
Kayden's Frisky Business, Adam & Eve Pictures; Kayden Kross & Evan Stone
Lex the Impaler 4, Jules Jordan Video; Tiffany Mynx & Lexington Steele
On My Dirty Knees, Vivid Alt; Andy San Dimas & Alex Gonz
Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel; Asa Akira & Keni Styles
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, New Sensations, Ashlynn Brooke & Evan Stone
Sex in Dangerous Places, Teravision/Vivid; Tera Patrick & Spyder Jonez
Sexual Blacktivity, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan; Jenna Haze & Prince Yahshua
Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2, Elegant Angel Productions; Kagney Linn Karter & Mark Ashley
Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group; Sasha Grey & Evan Stone
Best Director – Ethnic Video
Robby D., Cockasian 4, HandHeld/Digital Playground
Jonni Darkko, Asian Fucking Nation 3, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
Alexander DeVoe, Dynamic Booty 4, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Tony Flush, Bubble Butt Barbecue 2, Black Ice Ltd.
Grip & Cram Johnson, Mandinka Parties 3, Chatsworth/JM
Spyder Jonez, Reign of Tera 3, Teravision/Vivid
Jules Jordan, Lex the Impaler 4, Jules Jordan Video
L.T., Naughty Black Housewives, Elegant Angel Productions
Malcolm XXX, Black, Down and Dirty!!, Ghetto Flava/Pulse
Me Mo Nasty, Get That Black Pussy 2, Powersville/JM
Jack Napier, Black Bottom Girls, Vouyer Media
Justin Slayer, Mami Culo Grande 7, Justin Slayer International
Chris Streams, The Brother Load, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Van Styles, Souled Out 2, Vouyer Media
Prince Yahshua, The Black Out, SilverBack/Justin Slayer
Best Director – Feature
Brad Armstrong, 2040, Wicked Pictures
Bishop, Big Ass Stalker, West Coast Productions
Axel Braun, This Ain't Happy Days XXX, Hustler Video
David Aaron Clark, Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Robby D., Teachers, Digital Playground
Stormy Daniels, Operation: Tropical Stormy, Wicked Pictures
Ernest Greene, The Surrender of O, Adam & Eve Pictures
Sam Hain, The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
Lee Roy Myers, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Michael Raven, Hush, Wicked Pictures
Will Ryder, Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve
Ren Savant, The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
Josh Stone, Law & Lust, Josh Stone/Justin Slayer
Paul Thomas, Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group
Winkytiki, Pussy a Go Go, Vivid Alt
Best Director – Foreign Feature
Roy Alexander, Christina's Island Vacation, Adam & Eve Pictures
Herve Bodilis, Dorcel Airlines: First Class, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Tony Camphora, Criminal Mind, Pink'o/Pulse
Moire Candy, Ritual, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Toni Del Duomo, In Command, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Alessandro Del Mar, Billionaire 1 & 2, Private/Pure Play
Paul Chaplin, Murder Mystery Weekend: The Prophecy, Bluebird Films
J. P. Romagnoli, Dirty Santa, Private/Pure Play
Paul Chaplin, Black Beauty: Escape to Eden, Bluebird Films
Francesco Fanelli, Luna's Angels, Pink'o/Pulse
Best Director – Foreign Non-Feature
Herve Bodilis, Tarra White: Pornochic 17, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Christoph Clark, Anita Pearl Is Fresh on Cock, Clark Euro/Evil Angel
Raul Cristian, Ass Traffic 6, Cruel Media/Evil Angel
Alessandro Del Mar, TropicAnal Flashbacks, Private/Pure Play
Freddy Dalton, Tamed Teens 5, Cruel Media/Evil Angel
Jazz Duro, Cheek Freaks 8, Jazz Duro/Buttman/Evil Angel
Fred.2kn, Fuct Up!, Parliament Adult Entertainment
Clara G, Give Me Pink 5, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
Gazzman, Young Harlots: Finishing School, Harmony Films
Tanya Hyde, Dollz House, Harmony Films
Cruel Raul, Gangbang Junkies, Absolute Gonzo/Pink Visual
Chris Rolie, All Internal 9, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
Rocco Siffredi, Rocco: Puppet Master 5, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
Chris Streams, Rio Loco, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Nacho Vidal, Made in Xspaña 2, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel
Best Director – Non-Feature
Brad Armstrong, House of Wicked, Wicked Pictures
Andrew Blake, Night Trips: A Dark Odyssey, Studio A Entertainment
Carlos Batts, Voluptuous Biker Babes, Adam & Eve Pictures
Celeste, Jesse Jane: Breathe Me, Digital Playground
Manuel Ferrara, Slutty & Sluttier 9, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
William H., Evalutionary, Elegant Angel Productions
JacktheZipper, Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse
Jules Jordan, Ass Worship 11, Jules Jordan Video
Kimberly Kane, Live in My Secrets, Vivid Alt
Erica McLean, Hardcore Circus, Cheeky Monkey/LFP
Andre Madness, The Five, Adam & Eve Pictures
Mason, Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, Elegant Angel Productions
Jonathan Morgan, Tormented, Wicked Pictures
Michael Ninn, Nymphetamine, Celluloid Addiction/VCX
Chris Streams, Young & Glamorous, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Best Double Penetration Sex Scene
Bobbi Starr & Dana DeArmond's Insatiable Voyage, Mike John/Jules Jordan; Bobbi Starr, Mr. Marcus & Sean Michaels
Catch Me, Vivid Entertainment Group; Nikki Jayne, Ben English & Barry Scott
Dark Meat 3, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Belladonna, Prince Yahshua & Rico Strong
Deep in Latin Cheeks 3, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan; Mya Nichole, Prince Yashua & CJ Wright
Deviance, skinworXXX/Adam & Eve; Eva Angelina, Marco Banderas & Ben English
Everybody Loves Lucy, Hustler Video; Audrey Hollander, Jay Lassiter & John Strong
Flashback, Vivid Entertainment Group; Briana Banks, Ben English & Otto Bauer
Hot 'N' Sexy, Anabolic Digital; Mackenzee Pierce, James Deen & Sascha
Incumming 15, Diabolic Video Productions; Mya Nichole, John Strong & Jenner
Jenna Haze: Nymphomaniac, Harmony Films; Jenna Haze, Mr. Pete & Tony Ribas
No Cum Dodging Allowed 10, Mike John/Jules Jordan; Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Pete & James Deen
LA Pink, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel, James Deen & Sean Michaels
Oil Overload 2, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan; Kelly Divine, Rico Strong & Prince Yahshua
Slut Puppies 3, Jules Jordan Video; Dakoda Brookes, James Deen & Jerry
Slutty & Sluttier 9, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel; Cecilia Vega, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes & David Perry
Best DVD Extras
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
2040, Wicked Pictures
Debbie Does Dallas 30th Anniversary Edition, VCX
Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve
Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse
Live in My Secrets, Vivid Alt
Not Married With Children XXX, X-Play/LFP
Nurses, Digital Playground
Operation: Tropical Stormy, Wicked Pictures
Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Secret Garden, Bluebird Films
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Teachers, Digital Playground
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Hustler Video
Best DVD Menus
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
2040, Wicked Pictures
Cummin' at You 3D, Tommy Gunn/Pure Play
Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse
Kaylani's Fornic-Asian, Wicked Pictures
Live in My Secrets, Vivid Alt
On My Dirty Knees, Vivid Alt
Operation: Tropical Stormy, Wicked Pictures
Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Seek and Destroy, Razordolls/Pulse
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
Sugar Town, Vivid Alt
The Surrender of O, Adam & Eve Pictures
Teachers, Digital Playground
This Ain't Happy Days XXX, Hustler Video
Best Editing
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures; Ren Savant
70's Show: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Floyd B. Leyen
2040, Wicked Pictures; Slammy
Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse; JacktheZipper
Hardcore Circus, Cheeky Monkey/LFP; November
Night Trips: A Dark Odyssey, Studio A Entertainment; Andrew Blake
On My Dirty Knees, Vivid Alt; Eon McKai
PopPorn: The Guide to Making Fuck, Zero Tolerance Entertainment; Meat Ball
Satan's Whore, Harmony Films; Gazzman
Seduction, Wicked Pictures; Nan Vega
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin; Gabrielle Anex & Eddie Powell
Teachers, Digital Playground; Joey Pulgadas
Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group; Fletcher Martin
Tormented, Wicked Pictures; Jonathan Morgan
Whack Job, Wicked Pictures; Alex Sanders
Best Educational Release
AdultFriendFinder.Com's Guide to Threesomes, Penthouse/Pulse
How to Be a Better Lover: Bedroom Basics, Rocket Science/Pulse
How to Strip Like a Pro, Visage/Pulse
Midori's Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage, Vivid Ed
Nina Hartley's Guide to Simultaneous Orgasm, Adam & Eve Pictures
Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Rough Sex, Vivid Ed
The Penthouse Pet's Guide to Blowjobs, Penthouse/Pulse
Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men, Vivid Ed
Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Threesomes, Vivid Ed
Best Ethnic-Themed Release – Asian
Asian Annihilation, Vouyer Media
Asian Fever 37, Hustler Video
Asian Fucking Nation 3, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 7, Third World Media
Cockasian 3, HandHeld/Digital Playground
Cum Fu, Muffia/Antigua
Fornicasian, Diabolic Video Productions
Japan Invasion, Pink Lotus/Pure Play
Kaylani's Fornic-Asian, Wicked Pictures
Me Squirt You Long Time, Sin City
Oriental Babysitters, Penthouse/Pulse
Reign of Tera 3, Teravision/Vivid
Sky Angel 10, Sky Angel Blue/Pulse
Sweet Asian Pussy, Digital Sin
Teen Philippine 6, Asia Bootleg/Pure Play
Best Ethnic-Themed Release – Black
Black Ass Master 3, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Black Bottom Girls 6, Vouyer Media
Black Down & Dirty!!, Ghetto Flava/Pulse
Black Reign 14, Mercenary Pictures
Black Street Hookers 92, T.T. Boy/Evasive Angles
Booty Talk 87, West Coast Productions
Bubble Butt Barbecue 2, Black Ice Ltd.
Get That Black Pussy 2, Powersville/JM
Ghetto Chicks Love Monster Dicks, Hustler Video
In Ass We Trust 3, BackOut Video
Naughty Black Housewives, Elegant Angel Productions
Office Freaks 3, West Coast Productions
Phatty Girls 9, Justin Slayer International
Round & Brown 7, Reality Kings/Pulse
Up That Black Ass 6, Elegant Angel Productions
Best Ethnic-Themed Release – Latin
Backdoor to Brazil, Wicked Pictures
Barely Legal Latinas 2, Hustler Video
Deep in Latin Cheeks 3, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Fire Island, Nectar Entertainment
Latin Butthole Stretchers, B. Pumper/Evil Angel
Latinistas, Bluebird Films
Made in Brazil 3, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel
Mami Culo Grande 7, Justin Slayer International
Mexicunts 7, Sin City
Run for the Border 5, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Smokin' Hot Latinas, Iron Cross/Teravision/Vivid
Teen Brazil 7, Third World Media
Up That Latin Ass, Elegant Angel Productions
Wet Juicy Asses 4: The Latin Edition, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Young Tight Latinas 17, Red Light District
Best Ethnic-Themed Series – Asian
Asian Fever, Hustler Video
Asian Slut Invasian, Pink Visual Productions
Cockasian, HandHeld/Digital Playground
Jack's Asian Adventure, Digital Playground
Manilla Exposed, Wildlife Productions
Naughty Little Asians, Third World Media
Pure Idol, Oriental Dream Pictures
Sky Angel, Sky Angel Blue/Pulse
Teen Japan, Third World Media
Teen Philippine, Asia Bootleg/Pure Play
Best Ethnic-Themed Series – Black
Big Ass Anal Heaven, West Coast Productions
Black Ass Master, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Black Iz Beautiful, Combat Zone
Big Black Wet Asses!, Elegant Angel Productions
Big Phat Apple Bottom Bootys, Evasive Angles Entertainment
The Black Assassin, SilverBack/Justin Slayer
Bootycall, Darkside Entertainment
Chocolate Sorority Sistas, Candy Shop/Pulse
My Baby Got Back, Video Team/Metro
Newbie Black, Bang Productions
New Black Cheerleader Search, Woodburn/White Ghetto
Phatty Girls, Justin Slayer International
Rap Video Auditions, Porn.com/Pulse
Round & Brown, Reality Kings/Pulse
Wet Juicy Asses, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Best Ethnic-Themed Series – Latin
8th Street Latinas, Reality Kings/Pulse
Barrio Booty, Hustler Video
Big Wet Brazilian Asses, Elegant Angel Productions
Cruisin' for Latin Pussy, DVSX
Deep in Latin Cheeks, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Hot Latin Pussy Adventures, Evasive Angles Entertainment
Hot Sauce, Diabolic Video Productions
Jake Fucks Brazil, Major Quake/Pulse
Latin Adultery, Naughty America/Pure Play
Latina Heat, Evolution Erotica
Made in Brazil, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel
Run for the Border, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Smokin' Hot Latinas, Combat Zone
Working Latinas, Bang Productions
Young Tight Latinas, Red Light District
Best Fem-Dom Strap-On Release
Forced Fem 3, Kick Ass Pictures
Strap Attack 10, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
Strap on Addicts 7, Devil's Film
Strap-on Sluts 2, Anastasia Pierce Productions
Best Foot/Leg Fetish Release
Adore My Fucking Feet, Private/Pure Play
Barefoot Confidential 59, Kick Ass Pictures
Barefoot Maniacs 7, Sudden Impact
Fishnets 9, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Footsie Babes 7, 21 Sextury /Antigua
Footville, Muffia/Antigua
High on Heels, Marquis/Pulse
Jack's Leg Show 4, Digital Playground
Magical Feet 2, Bang Productions
Motel Voyeur, Score Group/Pure Play
Nylons 5, Third Degree Films
Panty Hoes 8, New Sensations
Party of Feet, Belladonna/Evil Angel
Penthouse Variations: Spiked Heels, Penthouse/Pulse
Toe Service 5, Red Light District
Best Foreign All-Sex Release
Anita Pearl Is Fresh on Cock, Clark Euro/Evil Angel
Bobbi Violates Europe, Clark Euro/Evil Angel
Cheek Freaks 8, Jazz Duro/Buttman/Evil Angel
Dollz House, Harmony Films
Eurozotic, Bluebird Films
Fuct Up!, Parliament Adult Entertainment
Made in XSpa–a 2, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel
Rocco: Animal Trainer 27, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
Rocco: Puppet Master 4, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
Satan's Whore, Harmony Films
Tamed Teens 5, Cruel Media/Evil Angel
Tarra White: Pornochic 17, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
TropicAnal Flashbacks, Private/Pure Play
The Wicked Ones, Harmony Films
Yasmine & Regina: Pornochic 16, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Best Foreign All-Sex Series
Anal Devastation, Absolute Gonzo/Pink Visual
Angel Perverse, Clark Euro/Evil Angel
Ass Traffic, Cruel Media/Evil Angel
Cheek Freaks, Jazz Duro/Buttman/Evil Angel
Fresh on Cock, Clark Euro/Evil Angel
Green Card Cuties, Immoral/Pure Play
Hardcore Training, Red Light District
Pornochic, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Private Specials, Private/Pure Play
Private Tropical, Private/Pure Play
Rocco: Animal Trainer, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
Rocco: Puppet Master, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
Russian Institute, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Slam It!, Harmony Films
Seductive, 21 Sextury/Antigua
Best Foreign Feature
Billionaire 1&2, Private/Pure Play
Black Beauty: Escape to Eden, Bluebird Films
Bodello Deluxe, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Clara's Secret, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Christina's Island Vacation, Adam & Eve Pictures
Criminal Mind, Pink'o/Pulse
Dirty Santa, Private/Pure Play
Dorcel Airlines: First Class, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
In Command (The Governess), Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Luna's Angels, Pink'o/Pulse
Murder Mystery Weekend: The Prophecy, Bluebird Films
The Nurse, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Psycho Ward, Bluebird Films
Ritual, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Story of Laly, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Best Gonzo Release
Bobbi Starr & Dana DeArmond's Insatiable Voyage, Mike John/Jules Jordan
Buttman's Oddyssey, John Stagliano/Evil Angel
Cum-Spoiled Sluts, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan
Filthy 3, Third Degree Films
Fresh Meat 25, John Leslie/Evil Angel
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 5, Erik Everhard/Jules Jordan
Oil Overload 2, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Poolside Pussy, Voyeur Media
Raw 2, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
Rocco Ravishes LA, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
Shane's World 41: Aspen, Shane's World Studios
Slut Puppies 3, Jules Jordan Video
Slutty & Sluttier 9, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
Sweet Cheeks 11, Anabolic Digital
Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, Elegant Angel Productions
Best Gonzo Series
1 on 1, Diabolic Video Productions
Cum Hunters, Immoral/Pure Play
Extreme Asses, Reality Kings/Pulse
Fresh Meat, John Leslie/Evil Angel
Jerkoff Material, Mike John/Jules Jordan
House of Ass, Tom Byron Pictures
The King of Coochie, Tom Byron Pictures
Porn Fidelity, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Porn Week, Shane's World Studios
Ready Wet Go, Third Degree Films
Rollin' With Goldie, 1Down/Spearmint Rhino
Screw My Wife Please!!, Wildlife Productions
Slutty & Sluttier, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
Smokin' Hot, Iron Cross/Teravision/Vivid
The Voyeur, John Leslie/Evil Angel
Best Group Sex Scene
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures; Amber Rayne, Darryl Hanah, Tyler Knight, Trinity Post & Jerry
2040, Wicked Pictures; Jessica Drake, Kirsten Price, Alektra Blue, Mikayla Mendez, Kaylani Lei, Tory Lane, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Rocco Reed, Marcus London, Mick Blue & T.J. Cummings
American Swingers, Vivid Entertainment Group; Monique Alexander, Lorena Sanchez, Tee Reel & Alex Gonz
Ass Worship 11, Jules Jordan Video; Jenny Hendrix, Mr. Pete, Steve Holmes & Jerry
Ben Dover's Busty Babes USA, Bluebird Films; Daphne Rosen, Denice K., Amy Azurra, Jazz Duro & Olivier Sanchez
The Brother Load, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan; Cecilia Vega, Tee Reel, Nat Turnher, Rico Strong, Mr. Marcus, Jon Jon & Nathan Threat
Evil Anal 10, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel; Madison Parker, Bobbi Starr, Andi Anderson, Adrianna Nicole, Toni Ribas & Michael Stefano
Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse; Marie Luv, Jade Starr, Jayme Langford, Natalie Minx, Alec Knight & James Deen
Ganged and Banged, Powersville/JM; Audrey Hollander, Jay Ashley, Valentino, Johnny Nitro, Dirty Harry, Seth Dickens, Dave Hardman, Jenner, Otto Bauer, Steve James, Frankie Young, Eddie Charisma, Eric Camden & Pierce Johnson
Nurses, Digital Playground; Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Stoya, Riley Steele, Shay Jordan & Erik Everhard
Pornstar Workout, Elegant Angel Productions; Sunny Lane, Ava Rose, Kristina Rose & Manuel Ferrara
Rocco Ravishes LA, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel; Bobbi Starr, Jamie Elle, Toni Ribas & Rocco Siffredi
Satan's Whore, Harmony Films; Bobbi Starr, Olivier Sanchez, George Uhl & Danny D.
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin; Charley Chase, Jackie Daniels, Gracie Glam, Angelica Raven & Pike Nelson
TMSleaze, 3rd Degree; Tori Black, Francesca Lé, Ben English & Anthony Rosano
Best High End All-Sex Release
Addicted 6, New Sensations
Buttwoman Returns, Elegant Angel Productions
Deviance, skinworXXX/Adam & Eve
Dreamgirlz 2, Third Degree Films
The Five, Adam & Eve Pictures
Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse
Glamour Girls 2, Elegant Angel Productions
House of Wicked, Wicked Pictures
Jesse Jane: Atomic Tease, Digital Playground
Johnny Loves Morgan, Cezar Capone/Pulse
Kristina Rose: Dirty Girl, Elegant Angel Productions
Live in My Secrets, Vivid Alt
Night Trips: A Dark Odyssey, Studio A Entertainment
Nymphomaniac: Jenna Haze, Harmony Films
Performers of the Year 2009, Elegant Angel Productions
Best Interactive DVD
Barely Legal Interactive, Hustler Video
Cummin' at You 3D, Tommy Gunn/Pure Play
Digital Dyme Piece: Beauty Dior, Black Market Entertainment
Interactive Sex With Lisa Ann, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Interactive Sex With Tori Black, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Lupe Fuentes' Interactive Girlfriend Sexperience, Teravision/Vivid
Plush Control, Score Group/Pure Play
Total Babe Control: Kelly Devine, Wow Pictures
Total Interactive Control of Tabitha Stevens, Third Degree Films
Virtual Sex With Lacie Heart, Digital Playground
Virtual Vivid Girl Sunrise Adams, Vivid Entertainment Group
You're Nailin' Palin, Hustler Video
Best Internal Release
50 Guy Cream Pie 7, Devil's Film
All Internal 9, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
Cream Filled Holes 5, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Cream Pie Cravings, Adam & Eve Pictures
Cream Pie 61, Homegrown/Pure Play
Cum On In 5, Third Degree Films
Don't Cum Inside Me, Immoral/Pure Play
Don't Pull Out 7, Red Light District
Internal Cumbustion 14, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Internal Damnation 3, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Internal Injections 4, Diabolic Video Productions
Let Off in Me 6, Black Ice Ltd.
Make Me Creamy 5, Vouyer Media
Pump My Ass Full of Cum 2, Jules Jordan Video
Schoolgirl Internal, Porn.com/Pulse
Sweet Cream Pies 6, Third Degree Films
Best Internal Series
50 Guy Cream Pie, Devil's Film
All Internal, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
Cream Pie, Homegrown/Pure Play
Cream Pie for the Black Guy, Candy Shop/Pulse
Don't Pull Out, Red Light District
Internal Cumbustion, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Internal Damnation, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Internal Injections, Diabolic Video Productions
Schoolgirl Internal, Porn.com/Pulse
Warm & Gooey Homemade Creampies, Shot At Home/Pulse
Best Interracial Release
Barely Legal Jungle Fever 2, Hustler Video
Black Listed, Vince Vouyer Unleashed/Jules Jordan
The Brother Load, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Dark Meat 3, Belladonna/Evil Angel
Interracial Cheerleaders Orgy, Black Ice Ltd.
It's Big It's Black It's Inside Joanna, Burning Angel/Voyeur
Jet Fuel 2, John Leslie/Evil Angel
LA Girls Love Big Cocks, Private/Pure Play
Lex the Impaler 4, Jules Jordan Video
Mandinka Parties 3, Chatsworth/JM
Phat Ass White Booty 4, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Racially Motivated, Mike John/Jules Jordan
Rico the Destroyer, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Sexual Blacktivity, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan
South Beach Cruisin' 3, Josh Stone/Justin Slayer
Best Interracial Series
Arab Street Hookers, Incredible Digital
The Beast Is Back, New Sensations
Big Black Beast, Devil's Film
The Black Assassin, SilverBack/Justin Slayer
Dark Meat, White Treat, Red Light District
Fuck My White Ass, Black Ice Ltd.
Giant White Greeze Butts, Evasive Angles Entertainment
It's Big It's Black It's Jack, Vouyer Media
Latin Brotha Lovers, Exquisite Multimedia
Lex on Blondes, Mercenary Pictures
My Daughter's Fucking Blackzilla, Hush Hush Entertainment
Phat Ass White Booty, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Souled Out, Vouyer Media
Stretched Out Snatch, Digital Sin
White Dicks in Black Chicks, Incredible Digital
Best Makeup
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures; Christi Belden, Lisa Berczel, Leonard Berczel, Nicki Hunter & Julia Ann
30 Rock: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Maria & Glenn Alfonso
70's Show: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Maria & Glenn Alfonso
2040, Wicked Pictures; Shelby Stevens
Dollz House, Harmony Films; Mark English
Everybody Loves Lucy, Hustler Video; Heidi
Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve; Marianne Walter
Hardcore Circus, Cheeky Monkey/LFP; Cha Cha & Joy Full
Heaven or Hell, Wicked Pictures; Richard Gold
LA Pink, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Glenn Alfonso
Scrubs: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Maria
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Maria and Glenn Alfonso
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin; Maria
This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Hustler Video; Marianne
Tormented, Wicked Pictures; Lee Garland
Best Male Newcomer
Bill Bailey
Dane Cross
Ralph Long
Brian Street Team
Aaron Wilcox
Best MILF Release
30 Love, Wicked Pictures
Big Booty Moms 2, Justin Slayer International
Cheating Housewives 6, Smash Pictures
Cheating Wives Tales 12, New Sensations
Cougar Club 2, Third Degree Films
Cougars 3, Anabolic Digital
Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 3, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
It's a Mommy Thing! 4, Elegant Angel Productions
MILF and Cookies, Penthouse/Pulse
MILF Hunter 9, Reality Kings/Pulse
MILF Thing 4, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
MILFs Like It Big 2, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Mrs. Demeanor, Digital Playground
Seasoned Players 7, Tom Byron/Evolution
Your Mom Tossed My Salad, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Best MILF Series
100% Pure Amateur Hockey Moms, Platinum Media/Pulse
Cheating Wives Tales, New Sensations
Dirty Over 30, Third Degree Films
Housewives Unleashed, Homegrown/Pure Play
Her First MILF, Doghouse Digital/Mile High
MILF Hunter, Reality Kings/Pulse
MILF Lessons, Bang Productions
MILF Magnet, Mercenary Pictures
MILF Seeker, Pink Visual Productions
MILF Trainer, Hustler Video
Momma Knows Best, Red Light District
Mom's a Cheater, Incredible Digital
My Friend's Hot Mom, Naughty America/Pure Play
Seasoned Players, Tom Byron/Evolution
Soccer MILFs, Silver Sinema/Pure Play
Best Music Soundtrack
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
Bong Load Girls, Punx/JM
Bumpin' Body Phat 2, CJ Wright/Justin Slayer
The Crack Pack, Adam & Eve Pictures
Erocktavision 9: Pink Tacos and Beer, Dana Dane/Devil's
Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse
Law & Lust, Josh Stone/Justin Slayer
Live in My Secrets, Vivid Alt
Not the Cosbys XXX, X-Play/LFP
Punk Rock Pussycat Dolls, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Roulette, Reel Queer/Good Releasing
Seek and Destroy, Razordolls/Pulse
Speakeasy, Real Queer/Good Releasing
Sugar Town, Vivid Alt
Best New Line
Celluloid Addiction, VCX
EroMaxx, AVNS
Grind House Porn, Acid Rain
Nerd Pass Productions, Cezar Capone/Pulse
Reality Junkies; Mile High Media
Sweet Sinner; Mile High Media
Best New Series
Atomic Tease, Digital Playground
Big Butts Like It Big, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
The Black Assassin, SilverBack/Justin Slayer
Buttman's Stretch Class, John Stagliano/Buttman/Evil Angel
Fresh on Cock, Clark Euro/Evil Angel
Glamour Girls, Elegant Angel Productions
Fuck Team Five, Bang Productions
Jerkoff Material, Mike John/Jules Jordan
The King of Coochie, Tom Byron/Evolution
Lesbian Legal, Girlfriends Films
Nailin' Palin, Hustler Video
Nymphetamine, Celluloid Addiction/VCX
Sporty Girls, Elegant Angel Productions
Throat Injection, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
XXX at Work, Porn.com/Pulse
Best New Starlet
Asa Akira
Britney Amber
Angelina Armani
Kiara Diane
Kagney Linn Karter
London Keyes
Tanner Mayes
Nicole Ray
Emy Reyes
Natalia Rossi
Aryana Starr
Riley Steele
Janie Summers
Brynn Tyler
Sadie West
Best New Video Production Company
Black Dog XXX
Bluebird Films
Burning Ice
Ghetto Flava
Good Releasing
Grey Art
Immoral Productions
Jennaration X Studios
Josh Stone Productions
KinkKrew
Maddy G Productions
Muffia
Porn.com
skinworXXX
SunLust Pictures
Best New Web Starlet
Raven Alexis
Lexi Belle
Molly Cavelli
Katie Cummings
Lupe Fuentes
Clara G
Sasha Grey
Angelica Heart
Jayden Jaymes
Kayden420
Kayden Kross
Tory Lane
Jiz Lee
Priya Rai
Angelina Valentine
Best Non-Sex Performance
Paul Allen, Whack Job, Wicked Pictures
Ameatabh Bachan, The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
James Bartholet, This Ain't Happy Days XXX, Hustler Video
Bishop, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Spock Buckton, PopPorn: The Guide to Making Fuck, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Mike Hammer, One Wild & Crazy Night, Wicked Pictures
Nin Joe, Operation: Tropical Stormy, Wicked Pictures
George Kaplan, Heaven or Hell, Wicked Pictures
Karizma, Girl Meets Boy, Wicked Pictures
Ralph Long, The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
Jeannie Pepper, Kayden's Frisky Business, Adam & Eve Pictures
Steve Pomerantz, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Mike Quasar, TMSleaze, Third Degree Films
Thomas Ward, Not the Cosbys XXX, X-Play/LFP
Paul Woodcrest, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Best On-Line Marketing Campaign – Company Image
BrazzersDVD.com, Brazzers
BurningAngel.com, BurningAngel Entertainment
ElegantAngel.com, Elegant Angel Productions
EvilAngel.com, Evil Angel
HustlerVideo.com, Hustler Video
JulesJordanVideo.com, Jules Jordan Video
MercenaryPicturesVideo.com, Mercenary Pictures
PinkVisual.com, Pink Visual Productions
PulseDistribution.com, Pulse Distribution
PurePlayMedia.com, Pure Play Media
Sitcums.com, X-Play
TeraTrailers.com, Teravision
Best On-Line Marketing Campaign – Individual Project
The 8th Day, www.the8thdayxxx.com, Adam & Eve Pictures
30 Rock: A XXX Parody, www.30rockxxx.com , New Sensations
70's Show: A XXX Parody, www.70sshowxxxparody.com, New Sensations
Deviance, www.deviancexxx.com, skinworXXX
The Five, www.breeolsonthefive.com, Adam & Eve Pictures
Friends: A XXX Parody, www.friendsxxxparody.com, New Sensations
Pink Visual Mobile Site, www.ipinkvisual.com, Pink Visual Productions
Not Married With Children XXX, www.sitcums.com, X-Play/LFP
Not the Cosbys XXX, www.sitcums.com, X-Play/LFP
The Office: A XXX Parody, www.theofficexxx.com, New Sensations
Pure, www.evildistributor.com/pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, www.seinfeldxxx.com, New Sensations
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, www.thesexfilesmovie.com, Revolution X/Digital Sin
Sun Goddess: Malibu, www.sungoddessxxx.com, skinworXXX
TMSleaze, www.tmsleaze.com, Third Degree Films
Best Oral-Themed Release
Big Black Cock Addiction 6, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
Blow Me Sandwich 13, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Face Fucking, Inc. 5, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
Face Full of Diesel 6, Digital Sin
Face Invaders 4, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Feeding Frenzy 10, Jules Jordan Video
Gag Factor 28, JM Productions
GangBang My Face 5, Jake Malone/Evil Angel
Gloryhole Confessions, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Head Case 5, Third Degree Films
Load Sharing 2, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
Oral Olympics, Vouyer Media
Praise the Load 3, Mike John/Jules Jordan
Sloppy Head 2, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
Throat Injection 2, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
Best Oral-Themed Series
13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers, Madness Pictures
Deepthroat Virgins, Homegrown/Pure Play
Face Fucking Inc., Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
Gag Factor, JM Productions
Gangbang My Face, Jake Malone/Evil Angel
Gloryhole Confessions, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Glory Hole Girlz, Dirty D/Kick Ass
Head Case, Third Degree Films
Mothers Teaching Daughters How to Suck Cock, Devil's Film
Only Teen Blowjobs, Overboard Video
POV Cock Suckers, Tom Byron/Evolution
Sperm Receptacles, Mike John/Jules Jordan
Throat Love, Fuck You Cash/JM
Best Oral Sex Scene
Bounce, Vivid Entertainment Group; Hanna Hilton
Cummin' at You 3D, Tommy Gunn/Pure Play; Sindee Jennings
Educating Alli, Wicked Pictures; Alektra Blue
Face Full of Diesel 6, Digital Sin; Brittany O'Connell
Feeding Frenzy 10, Jules Jordan Video; Madison Ivy
Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve; Misty Stone & Lexi Love
Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse; Nikki Rhodes
Gag Factor 29, JM Productions; Nicole Ray
Jerkoff Material, Mike John/Jules Jordan; Naomi Cruise
70's Show: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Brooke Banner
LA Pink, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Andy San Dimas, Draven Star & Coco Velvett
Oddjobs 4, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Marie Luv
Oral Assault, Cezar Capone/Pulse; Michelle Myers
POV Cock Suckers 10, Tom Byron/Evolution; Jada Fire
Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group; Sasha Grey
Best Orgy/Gang Bang Release
All That Ass: The Orgy 7, Black Ice Ltd.
Black Azz Orgy 5, Black Ice Ltd.
Drunk Sex Orgy: All-Night Love Lounge, EroMaxx Films
Gang Bang Auditions 23, Diabolic Video Productions
Gangbang Squad 15, Pink Visual Productions
Gangbangs, Bluebird Films
Ganged and Banged, Powersville/JM
Gangland 68, Devil's Film
Mad Sex Party: Factory Fuckers, EroMaxx Films
Orgy Initiations 4, Doghouse Digital/Mile High
Orgy Sex Parties 5, Pink Visual Productions
Orgy World: Brown & Round 13, Evasive Angles Entertainment
Rio Loco, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Running a Train on Katie Kayne, Emily Rigby Productions
Young Harlots: Gangbang, Harmony Films
Best Orgy/Gang Bang Series
Black Azz Orgy, Black Ice Ltd.
Drunk Sex Orgy, EroMaxx Films
Gangbang Junkies 2, Absolute Gonzo/Pink Visual
Gangbang Squad, Pink Visual Productions
Gangland, Devil's Film
Mad Sex Party, EroMaxx Films
Orgy Sex Parties, Pink Visual Productions
Best Original Song
The Brother Load, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan, The Brother Load, Chris Streams
Busty Cops on Patrol, Elegant Angel Productions, Busty Cops, William H.
The Crack Pack, Adam & Eve, "Bree's Bossa," Joe Gallant
Crock of Love, Kick Ass Pictures, Crock of Love, Glenn Baren
Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve, "Fly Global," Jeff Mullen
It's Big It's Black It's Inside Joanna, BurningAngel/Vouyer, It's Big It's Black It's Inside Joanna, Joanna Angel
The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody, Video Team/Metro, Goin' on In, Nyomi Banxxx, That's Common Productions, Ervin Jones & Anton Slayer
Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!, X-Play/LFP; "Sisters and Brothers," Jeff Mullen
One Wild & Crazy Night, Wicked Pictures; "Hella Sick," PC Death Squad
Regarding Jenny, Maddy G Productions/Pulse; Kiss the Girl, Denny Smith
Secret Garden, Bluebird Films, I Can Hear the Grass Grow, Candyrock & Michelle Thorne
Smokin' Hot Latinas, Iron Cross/Teravision/Vivid; "Diary of a Mad Dog," Sen Dog
This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX, Hustler Video; Theme Song, Roger Krypton & Drew Rose
This Ain't Happy Days XXX, Hustler Video; Theme Song, Roger Krypton & Drew Rose
Voluptuous Biker Babes, Adam & Eve Pictures, Long Strange Trip to Paradise, Polkadot Cadaver
Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Company Image
Adam & Eve Pictures
Bang Productions
Bluebird Films
Digital Playground
Elegant Angel Productions
Evil Empire (Evil Angel Productions)
Girlfriends Films
Hustler Video
Jules Jordan Video
New Sensations
Pure Play Media
Teravision
Vivid Entertainment Group
Wicked Pictures
Zero Tolerance/Third Degree Films/Black Ice Ltd.
Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Individual Project
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
2040, Wicked Pictures
Bree's Big Campout, Adam & Eve Pictures
House of Wicked, Wicked Pictures
LA Pink, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Nurses, Digital Playground
Operation: Tropical Stormy, Wicked Pictures
Screw My Wife Please!! Live, Wildlife Productions/CED
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
The Superstars of September, Elegant Angel Productions
The Surrender of O, Adam & Eve Pictures
Teachers, Digital Playground
Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group
TMSleaze, Third Degree Films
Who's Nailin' Paylin?, Hustler Video
Best Packaging
Hardcore Circus, Cheeky Monkey/LFP
I Was a Teenage MILF, Vivid Entertainment Group
Jenna Confidential, Club Jenna/Pulse
Nurses, Digital Playground
Operation: Tropical Stormy, Wicked Pictures
Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
The Set Up, Vivid Entertainment Group
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
Solamente 2, Celluloid Addiction/VCX
The Surrender of O, Adam & Eve Pictures
Teachers, Digital Playground
Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, Elegant Angel Productions
Torn, Bluebird Films
Whack Job, Wicked Pictures
Best Packaging Innovation
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
2040, Wicked Pictures
Babes Illustrated (5-disc collector's set), Cal Vista/Metro
Cummin' at You 3D, Tommy Gunn/Pure Play
House of Wicked, Wicked Pictures
The Nurse (L'Infirmiere), Marc Dorcel/Wicked
Plant Your Wood, Pink Visual Productions
Shameless Amateurs 2, Shane's World Studios
Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group
TMSleaze, Third Degree Films
Best Parody
30 Rock: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Celebrity Apprentass, Red Light District
Crock of Love, Kick Ass Pictures
Everybody Loves Lucy, Hustler Video
The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody, Video Team/Metro
Jon & Kate Fuck Eight, Devil's Film
LA Pink, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Not Married With Children XXX, X-Play/Hustler
Not the Cosbys XXX, X-Play/Hustler
Pink's Anatomy, Pink Lotus/Pure Play
Scrubs: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin
This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Hustler Video
This Ain't Happy Days XXX, Hustler Video
TMSleaze, Third Degree Films
Best POV Release
Anal Prostitutes on Video 6, Erik Everhard/Jules Jordan
Crazy 4 Cougars, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Fucked on Sight 6, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
Jack's POV 14, Digital Playground
Organic Melons, Draco/Justin Slayer
Pole Position: Lex POV 9, Mercenary Pictures
Pornstar POV, Doghouse Digital/Mile High
POV Centerfolds 8, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
POV Jugg Fuckers 2, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
Public Invasion 11, Bang Productions
Rain Coater's Point of View 9, Red Light District
Schoolgirl POV 6, New Sensations
Teen POV, Platinum X/Pulse
True G.F.E. P.O.V., Vouyer Media
XXXtreme Big Tit POV, Score Group/Pure Play
Best POV Series
13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers, Madness Pictures
Barely Legal POV, Hustler Video
Jack's POV, Digital Playground
Nightstick: Black POV, Mercenary Pictures
Pole Position: Lex POV, Mercenary Pictures
POV Centerfolds, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
POV Cock Suckers, Tom Byron/Evolution
Public Invasion, Bang Productions
Schoolgirl POV, New Sensations
Teenage Pink POV, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Best POV Sex Scene
Barely Legal POV 3, Hustler Video; Sindee Jennings
Cummin' at You 3D, Tommy Gunn/Pure Play; Sindee Jennings
Fucked on Sight 6, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel; Ann Marie Rios
Full Streams Ahead 2, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan; Chayse Evans
Jack's POV 12, Digital Playground; Shyla Stylez
Jack's POV 13, Digital Playground; Mina Leigh
Jerkoff Material 2, Mike John/Jules Jordan; RayVeness
Jerkoff Material 3, Mike John/Jules Jordan; Katie St. Ives
Pole Position: Lex POV 9, Mercenary Pictures; Sarah Vandella
Pound the Round POV, Digital Sin; Isis Taylor
Pound the Round POV, Digital Sin; Kagney Linn Karter
POV Punx 2, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel & Jessie Lee
Schoolgirl POV 6, New Sensations; Heather Starlet
She Is Half My Age 7, Brandon Iron/JM; Nicole Ray
True G.F.E. P.O.V., Vouyer Media; Summer Silver
Best Pro-Am Release
Amateur Angels 22, Adam & Eve Pictures
Bang Bus 24, Bang Productions
Brand New Faces 16, Vivid Entertainment Group
Breakin' 'Em In 12, Vouyer Media
First Time Auditions 8, Reality Kings/Pulse
Fresh Out the Box 12, Mercenary Pictures
Fuck a Fan, Immoral/Pure Play
HellHouse University's Slutty School Girls 4, HellHouse/Pure Play
I've Never Done That Before 6, Wildlife Productions
I Wanna B a Porn Star!, Jake Malone/Evil Angel
Initiations 23, Anabolic Digital
Midnight Prowl 16, Pariah/JM
Newbie Black 4, Bang Productions
New to the Game 5, Diabolic Video Productions
True Fucking Love, Burning Angel/Vouyer
Best Pro-Am Series
Bang Bus, Bang Productions
Brand New Faces, Vivid Entertainment Group
First Time Fatties, Sensational Video
Fresh Off the Boat, Third World Media
Fresh Out the Box, Mercenary Pictures
Fuck a Fan, Immoral/Pure Play
Hellhouse University's Slutty School Girls, HellHouse/Pure Play
Keepin' It Fresh, Digital Sin
Miami's Juiciest, Cezar Capone/Pulse
Midnight Prowl, Pariah/JM
My Dirty Angels, Overboard Video
Newbie Black, Bang Productions
New to the Game, Diabolic Video Productions
Party Hardcore, EroMaxx Films
Private Auditions, Private/Pure Play
Best Retail Website
AdamandEve.com
AdultDVDEmpire.com
AdultDVDNow.com
AdultDVDUniverse.com
AdultVideoNation.com
Babeland.com
EffexMedia.com
ExcaliburFilms.com
GameLink.com
GoodVibes.com
HustlerHollywood.com
Mallcom.com
SugarDVD.com
TLARaw.com
WantedList.com
Best Screenplay
The Crack Pack, Adam & Eve Pictures; Joe Gallant
Educating Alli, Wicked Pictures; Brad Armstrong
Fleshed Out, SexZ Pictures; David Stanley
Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve; Jeff Mullen
Heaven, Vivid Entertainment Group; Peter De Milo
Jenna Confidential, Club Jenna/Pulse; Chi Chi LaRue
LA Pink, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel
Not Married With Children XXX, X-Play/LFP; Jeff Mullen
The Pinch, Vivid Entertainment Group; B. Skow
The Price of Lust, Wicked Pictures; Stormy Daniels
Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel; David Aaron Clark
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, New Sensations, A.J. Slater
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin; Sam Hain
This Ain't Happy Days, Hustler Video; Axel Braun
Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group; Raven Touchstone
Best Selling & Renting Title of the Year
Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, Digital Playground
Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production
All Internal 9, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan; Cherry Jul, Frank Gun, James Brossman & Titus Steel
Anita Pearl Is Fresh on Cock, Clark Euro/Evil Angel; Anita Pearl, David Perry & Choky Ice
Cheek Freaks 8, Jazz Duro/Buttman/Evil Angel; Nikki Jayne & Jazz Duro
Dollz House, Harmony Films; Aletta Ocean, Olivier Sanchez & George Uhl
Dorcel Airlines: First Class, Marc Dorcel/Wicked; Madison Parker, Alex & James Brossman
Eurozotic, Bluebird Films; Cherry Jul, Regina Ice, Choky Ice, Steve Holmes & David Perry
Hardcore Training 7, Red Light District, Marcellinha Moraes & Loupan
Made in Brazil 4, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel; Bobbi Starr, Felipe Vernes & Nacho Vidal
Raw, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel; Cecilia Vega & Manuel Ferrara
Rocco: Animal Trainer 28, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel; Stella Fox, Laryne Laroche, Cindy Dollar, Zenza Raggi & Omar Galanti
Rocco: Puppet Master 3, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel; Blue Angel & Cristian Devil
Rocco's Dirty Dreams 8, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel; Stella Delcroix, Zenza Raggi & Keni Styles
Smoking Sluts, Private/Pure Play; Angel Dark & Leny Ewil
Tamed Teens 5, Cruel Media/Evil Angel; Nataly, Mike Angelo & Mugur
Tarra White: Pornochic 17, Marc Dorcel/Wicked; Tarra White & Nacho Vidal
Best Solo Release
12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 15, Madness Pictures
All Alone 4, Third Degree Films
Barely Legal: All by Myself 5, Hustler Video
Cock Tease 2, HandHeld/Digital Playground
Flying Solo, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Give Me Pink 5, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
I Love Big Toys 19, Digital Sin
Masturbation Nation 4, Tom Byron/Evolution
Me & My Sybian, Doghouse Digital/Mile High
My Gigantic Toys, Devil's Film
My Personal Panties, Cezar Capone/Pulse
Open Ended, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
Self Service, Vouyer Media
Violate Me!, Tru Filth
A Woman's Orgasm 2, New Sensations
Best Solo Sex Scene
Aline, Buttman's Stretch Class, John Stagliano/Buttman/Evil Angel
Belladonna, Evil Pink 4, Belladonna/Evil Angel
Sasha Grey, Sun Goddess: Malibu, skinworXXX/Adam & Eve
Jenna Haze, Intimate Touch 2, Cal Vista/Metro
Emma Heart, OverStuffed 8, JM Productions
Nicki Hunter, Deep Anal Abyss 2, Jay Sin/Evil Angel
Tanya James, Intimate Touch 2, Cal Vista/Metro
Nikki Jayne, Catch Me, Vivid Entertainment Group
Kagney Linn Karter, Not Married With Children XXX, X-Play/LFP
Shawna Lenee, Deviance, skinworXXX/Adam & Eve
Renee Perez, Solamente 2, Celluloid Addiction/VCX
Jenna Presley, Self Service, Vouyer Media
Teagan Presley, Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!, X-Play/LFP
Paola Rey, Night Trips: A Dark Odyssey, Studio A Entertainment
Dylan Ryan, Crash Pad Series 3, Pink & White/Blowfish
Best Special Effects
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
2040, Wicked Pictures
Cummin' at You 3D, Tommy Gunn/Pure Play
Erocktavision 10: In Between the Sheets, Dana Dane/Devil's
Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve
Murder Mystery Weekend, Bluebird Films
One Last Ride, Adam & Eve Pictures
Operation: Tropical Stormy, Wicked Pictures
Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Pussy a Go Go, Vivid Alt
Secret Garden, Bluebird Films
Scrubs: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, New Sensations
This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Hustler Video
Who Stole Roger Rabbit?, Bluebird Films
Best Specialty Release – Other Genre
American Bukkake 39, JM Productions
Asses of Face Destruction 5, Roman/Buttman/Evil Angel
Bananass, Bluebird Films
Dita in Rubber, Marquis/Pulse
Double Stuff Plumpers, Score Group/Pure Play
Facesitters in Heat 4, Roman Video
FemDom Ass Worship, MeanBitch/Buttman/Evil Angel
Hair Force One 4, Third Degree Films
Heavy Loads 2, Red Light District
Lesbian Hospital 2: Her Final Exam, Girlfriends Films
MeanBitches Erotic Femdom 5, MeanBitch/Kick Ass
Taming of the Cuckold, Kick Ass Pictures
Thick BBW Forum: The Movie, CJ Wright/Justin Slayer
Tristan Taormino's Rough Sex, Vivid Entertainment Group
Waist Watchers 4, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Best Specialty Series
Asses of Face Destruction, Roman/Buttman/Evil Angel
Attack of the CFNM, Pink Visual Productions
Barefoot Confidential, Kick Ass Pictures
Cuckold, Chatsworth/JM
Cuckold Fantasies, Roman Video
Cum Eating Cuckolds, Kick Ass Pictures
Fishnets, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Hair Force One, Third Degree Films
Leg Sex Babes, VivThomas/Lezlove
MeanBitches Erotic Femdom, MeanBitch/Kick Ass
The Portal, GwenMedia/Pulse
POV Pantyhose Sex, JB Video
Scale Bustin Babes, Rodnievision/Exquisite
Slave, JM Productions
Strap Attack, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
Best Squirting Release
Can a Brotha Get a Squirt 3, Exquisite Multimedia
Dude, She's a Squirter 3, Evolution Erotica
Eat Me, I Squirt, SexZ Pictures
The Great American Squirt Off 2, Digital Sin
Lesbian Bukkake 13, JM Productions
Me Squirt You Long Time, Sin City
Memoirs of a Gusher 5, Pink Visual Productions
Real Squirters 6, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Squirtapalooza, White Ghetto Films
Squirt Gangbang 4, Elegant Angel Productions
Squirt in My Gape 3, Elegant Angel Productions
Squirtin' Sistas 3, Black Magic Pictures
Squirt Science, Bluebird Films
Storm Squirters 6, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
Team Squirt 11, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Squirting Series
Dude, She's a Squirter, Evolution Erotica
Lesbian Bukkake, JM Productions
Memoirs of a Gusher, Pink Visual Productions
Squirting With the Stars, Baby Doll Pictures
Storm Squirters, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
Team Squirt, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Supporting Actor
Brad Armstrong, Hush, Wicked Pictures
Tom Byron, Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group
Dane Cross, The Office: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Tony DeSergio, This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Hustler Video
Shane Diesel, Scrubs: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Tommy Gunn, This Ain't Happy Days XXX, Hustler Video
Tyler Knight, The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
Marcus London, 2040, Wicked Pictures
Jake Malone, Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Nick Manning, The Pinch, Vivid Entertainment Group
Pike Nelson, 70's Show: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Herschel Savage, Heaven, Vivid Entertainment Group
Randy Spears, 2040, Wicked Pictures
Evan Stone, Friends: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Trent Tesoro, Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Supporting Actress
Ashlynn Brooke, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Jada Fire, The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody, Video Team/Metro
Penny Flame, Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group
Sunny Lane, Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve
Sharon Kane, Jenna Confidential, Club Jenna/Pulse
Kagney Linn Karter, Not Married With Children XXX, X-Play/LFP
Lindsey Meadows, The Price of Lust, Wicked Pictures
Katie Morgan, The Love Box, Visage/Pulse
Brittany O'Connell, Not Married With Children XXX, X-Play/LFP
Kirsten Price, 2040, Wicked Pictures
Amber Rayne, The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
Kristina Rose, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, New Sensations
Hillary Scott, Fleshed Out, SexZ Pictures
Misty Stone, Flight Attendants, X-Play/Adam & Eve
Brynn Tyler, Not Three's Company XXX, X-Play/LFP
Best Tease Performance
Eva Angelina, Deviance, skinworXXX/Adam & Eve
Julia Ann, Big Wet Asses! 15, Elegant Angel Productions
Belladonna, Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic 7, Belladonna/Evil Angel
Tori Black, Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, Elegant Angel Productions
Evie Delatosso, Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3, Elegant Angel Productions
Jenna Haze, The Five, Adam & Eve Pictures
Jayden Jaymes, Curvy Girls 4, Elegant Angel Productions
Jenaveve Jolie, Internal Cumbustion 14, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Katja Kassin, Cock Tease 2, HandHeld/Digital Playground
Sunny Leone, Undress Me, Vivid Entertainment Group
Meggan Mallone, Strip Tease, Vivid Entertainment Group
Gianna Michaels, Performers of the Year 2009, Elegant Angel Productions
Paola Rey, Night Trips: A Dark Odyssey, Studio A Entertainment
Faye Reagan, Young & Glamorous, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Alexis Texas, Buttwoman Returns, Elegant Angel Productions
Best Threeway Sex Scene
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures; Kayden Kross, Violet Marcell & Evan Stone
2040, Wicked Pictures, Mikayla Mendez, Jerry & Mick Blue
30 Rock: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Lana Violet, Rebeca Linares & Erik Everhard
The A.J. Bailey Experiment, Vivid Entertainment Group; AJ Bailey, Danny Mountain & Evan Stone
Asian Fucking Nation 3, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel; Jandi Lin, Marco Banderas & Anthony Rosano
Buttwoman Returns, Elegant Angel Productions; Alexis Texas, Charley Chase & Mr. Pete
Cum-Spoiled Sluts, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan; Jenna Haze, Nikki Rhodes & Johnny Sins
Jailbait 6, Erik Everhard/Jules Jordan; Lexi Belle, Tanner Mayes & Erik Everhard
Kristina Rose: Dirty Girl, Elegant Angel Productions; Kristina Rose, Rebeca Linares & Michael Stefano
Nurses, Digital Playground; Jesse Jane, Riley Steele & Manuel Ferrara
Semen Sippers 7, Mike John/Jules Jordan; Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr & Sean Michaels
Sleazy Riders, Iron Cross/Teravision/Vivid; Jessica Jaymes, Mya Nichole & Lee Stone
Teachers, Digital Playground; Stoya, Jenna Haze & Evan Stone
Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, Elegant Angel Productions; Tori Black, Rebeca Linares & Mark Ashley
Tormented, Wicked Pictures; Priya Rai, John West & Marco Banderas
Best Transsexual Release
America's Next Top Tranny 3, Goodfellas/Devil's
Buck Angel's Ultimate Fucking Club, Buck Angel Entertainment
Hazel Does Hollywood, Grooby Productions
The House of She-Males 13, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel
My Girlfriend's Cock 5, Red Light District
Rogue Adventures 33, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
Shemale Brides, Hustler Video
Spunk, Third World Media
Teen Ladyboys, Third World Media
Transsexual Babysitters 10, Devil's Film
Tranny & Susannah, Fringe Dweller Productions
Tranny Banged My Wife, Porn.com/Pulse
Tranny Surprise 8, Reality Kings/Pulse
Transex Domination, Grooby Productions
Transsexual Cheerleaders, Devil's Film
Best Transsexual Series
America's Next Top Tranny, Goodfellas/Devil's
Buddy Wood's..., Grooby Productions
Fucking She-Males, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel
The House of She-Males, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel
Little Asian Transsexuals, Third World Media
My Girlfriend's Cock, Red Light District
Rogue Adventures, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
She-Male Gangbangers, White Ghetto Films
She-Male Samba Mania, Third World Media
She-Male Strokers, Mancini/Exquisite
Sluts Packin' Nuts, Platinum X/Pulse
Tranny Surprise, Reality Kings/Pulse
Transsexual Babysitters, Devil's Film
Transsexual Prostitutes, Devil's Film
Wendy's Wild Shemales, Wendy Williams/Avalon
Best Video Feature
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve Pictures
2040, Wicked Pictures
Big Ass Stalker, AfterDark/West Coast
Champion: Love Hurts, Pink & White/Blowfish
Educating Alli, Wicked Pictures
Faithless, Vivid Entertainment Group
Fleshed Out, SexZ Pictures
Heaven, Vivid Entertainment Group
Hush, Wicked Pictures
Law & Lust, Josh Stone/Justin Slayer
My Daughter's Boyfriend, Sweet Sinner
Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel
Pussy a Go Go, Vivid Alt
The Surrender of O, Adam & Eve Pictures
Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Videography/Cinematography
The 8th Day, Adam & Eve; Monmarquis, David Lord & Ren Savant
2040, Wicked Pictures; Francois Clousot, Jake Jacobs, Mark Nicholson & Chris Hall
Fuck the World, Club Jenna/Pulse; JacktheZipper
Live in My Secrets, Vivid Alt; Kimberly Kane, Noname & Scarlett Von Cutter
Night Trips: A Dark Odyssey, Studio A Entertainment, Andrew Blake
Nurses, Digital Playground; Robby D.
The Office: A XXX Parody, New Sensations; Paul Woodcrest & Barry Wood
On My Dirty Knees, Vivid Alt; Eon McKai
Pussy a Go Go, Vivid Alt; Winkytiki
Ritual, Marc Dorcel/Wicked; Louis Moire
Satan's Whore, Harmony Films; Gazzman
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, Revolution X/Digital Sin; Eddie Powell
Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Vivid Entertainment Group; Ralph Parfait
Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, Elegant Angel Productions; Mason
Tormented, Wicked Pictures; Jake Jacobs
Best Vignette Release
Alektra-Fied, Wicked Pictures
The Birthday Party, Grey Art/Digital Sin
Bong Load Girls, Punx/JM
Bree Exposed, Adam & Eve Pictures
Carnal Sensations, Playgirl/Wicked
Hardcore Circus, Cheeky Monkey/LFP
Mobster's Ball 2, Wicked Pictures
Nurses, Digital Playground
Office Perverts, Reality Junkies/Mile High
On My Dirty Knees, Vivid Alt
Penthouse Forum: Bad Girls Ink., Penthouse/Pulse
Real Wife Stories 4, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Secretary's Day 3, Smash Pictures
Sporty Girls 2, Elegant Angel Productions
Tormented, Wicked Pictures
Best Vignette Series
Addicted, New Sensations
Doctor Adventures.com, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
I Have a Wife, Naughty America/Pure Play
Michael Stefano's Office Confessionals, Bone Digital
My XXX Secretary, Digital Sin
Naughty Bookworms, Naughty America/Pure Play
Naughty Office, Naughty America/Pure Play
Penthouse Letters, Penthouse/Pulse
Penthouse Variations, Penthouse/Pulse
Playgirl Video Presents, Playgirl/Wicked
Porn Star Brides, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Real Wife Stories, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Scream, Digital Playground
Sexual Freak, Digital Playground
Strip Tease Then Fuck, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Best Young Girl Release
Barely Legal 93, Hustler Video
Bring'Um Young 28, Anabolic Digital
Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories, New Sensations
Don't Let Daddy Know 7, Red Light District
Fresh Outta High School 16, Digital Sin
I'm a Big Girl Now 9, Diabolic Video Productions
It's a Daddy Thing! 5, Elegant Angel Productions
Just Over Eighteen 21, Red Light District
School Girls 6, Powersville/JM
So Fresh So Teen, Josh Stone/Justin Slayer
Sweet Candy Girls 2, Adam & Eve Pictures
Teenage Spermaholics 6, Mike John/Jules Jordan
Teen Idol 6, Smash Pictures
Too Big for Teens, Reality Junkies/Mile High
Young & Glamorous, Chris Streams/Jules Jordan
Best Young Girl Series
Barely Legal, Hustler Video
Fresh Outta High School, Digital Sin
I Am Eighteen, Porn.com/Pulse
Jack's Teen America, Digital Playground
Just Over Eighteen, Red Light District
Naughty College School Girls, New Sensations
New Chicks Cum First, Red Light District
Oh No! There's a Negro in My Daughter!, Chatsworth/JM
Pure 18, Reality Kings/Pulse
She Is Half My Age, Brandon Iron/JM
Fresh Teens, Silver Sinema/Pure Play
Teens Like It Big, Brazzers/Jules Jordan
Teens With Tits, Diabolic Video Productions
Young Harlots, Harmony Films
Young Sluts, Inc., Hustler Video
Clever Title of the Year
Barrack's Big Stimulus Package, Rezko/Pulse
Boob-E, Pulse Pictures
A Brutha Came in Your Mutha, Black Ice Ltd.
Cash for Chunkers, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Coctomom, Devil's Film
It's OK! She's My Step Daughter, Devil's Film
It's Big It's Black It's Inside Joanna, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Jon & Kate Fuck Eight, Devil's Film
Piggies for Porkin', Score Group/Pure Play
Running a Train on Katie Kayne, Emily Rigby Productions
Sexual Blacktivity, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan
Twitter My Shitter, Vouyer Media
War on a Rack, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Who's Nailin' Paylin?, Hustler Video
Your Mom Tossed My Salad, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Director of the Year (Body of Work)
Joanna Angel
Brad Armstrong
Belladonna
Axel Braun
Robby D.
William H.
Kelly Holland
Jules Jordan
Andre Madness
Mason
Lee Roy Myers
Nica Noelle
Will Ryder
Jay Sin
Chris Streams
Female Foreign Performer of the Year
Blue Angel
Stella Delcroix
Cindy Hope
Regina Ice
Jodie James
Cherry Jul
Melissa Lauren
Aletta Ocean
Madison Parker
Anita Pearl
Monica Santhiago
Sofia Valentine
Cecilia Vega
Tarra White
Yasmine
Female Performer of the Year
Belladonna
Lexi Belle
Tori Black
Ashlynn Brooke
Dana DeArmond
Chayse Evans
Jenna Haze
Kayden Kross
Jesse Jane
Amber Rayne
Nikki Rhodes
Ann Marie Rios
Kristina Rose
Bobbi Starr
Misty Stone
Hall of Fame
Chris Charming
Stoney Curtis
Racquel Devine
Devon
Jessica Drake
Byron Long
Gina Lynn
Toni Ribas
Nicholas Steele
Michael Stefano
Valentino
Mark Wood
Christian Mann, Video Team
Michael Paulsen, Paradise Visuals
Michael Warner, Great Western Litho
Hall of Fame - Internet Founders Branch
Ron Cadwell, CC Bill
Tony Morgan, National Net
Morgan Sommer and Tim Lutz, Cybersocket
Male Foreign Performer of the Year
Mike Angelo
James Brossman
Cristian Devil
Jazz Duro
Omar Galanti
Steve Holmes
Choky Ice
JPX
David Perry
Zenza Raggi
Toni Ribas
Olivier Sanchez
Rocco Siffredi
George Uhl
Nacho Vidal
Male Performer of the Year
Marco Banderas
Mick Blue
Tom Byron
James Deen
Tony DeSergio
Erik Everhard
Manuel Ferrara
Mr. Marcus
Sean Michaels
Mr. Pete
Rocco Reed
Anthony Rosano
Evan Stone
Rico Strong
Prince Yahshua
MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year
Julia Ann
Lisa Ann
Hunter Bryce
Raquel Devine
Diamond Foxxx
Darryl Hanah
Holly Halston
Kylie Ireland
Francesca Lé
Rachel Love
Kelly Madison
Persia Pele
RayVeness
Magdalene St. Michaels
India Summer
Most Outrageous Sex Scene
American Gokkun 8, JM Productions, Ami Emerson, Cum Omelet
Beauty and the Geezer, Red Light District; Tatiana Kush & L.J. Black, "Beauty and the Geezer"
Belladonna: No Warning 4, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Bobbi Starr & Bobbi Starr, Go Fuck Yourself
Deep Anal Abyss 2, Jay Sin/Evil Angel; Mya Nichole, Amber Rayne & Will Steiger, Batter Up and Asses Out
Go Hard or Go Home, Marie Luv/Nevaquit/Justin Slayer; Marie Luv & Orpheus, Fire in the Hole
Live in My Secrets, Vivid Alt; Kimberly Kane & Sasha Grey, A Bloody Mess
MILFs Wide Open Powersville/JM; Brittney Blaze & Eric Swiss, Baby Hitler
Pervertz!, Harmony Films, Masturbating Nuns, Filthy Habits
Pretty Sloppy 2, Jay Sin/Evil Angel; Bobbi Starr, Tori Black & Ariel X, Shaken, But Not Stirred
Pure, David Aaron Clark/Evil Angel; Asa Akira & Jake Malone, Domination Nation
Regarding Jenny, Maddy G/Pulse; Jenny Densuke, Marie Madison & Jade Houston, The Party
Rocco Ravishes LA, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel, Bobbi Starr & Rocco Siffredi, The Royal Flush
Squirt Gangbang 4, Elegant Angel; Dana DeArmond, Flower Tucci, Britney Stevens, Jada Fire, Sindee Jennings & Lexi Love, It's Raining Squirt
Storm Squirters 7, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel; Bobbi Starr & Sindee Jennings, See Spot Lick, Squirt Spot Squirt
Taming of the Cuckold, Kick Ass Pictures; "Anal Sex With a Man Isn't Gay if You're a Cuckold"
The Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year
Sasha Grey
Transsexual Performer of the Year
Buck Angel
Celeste
Sexy Jade
Kimber James
Jesse
Joanna Jet
Olivia Love
Anna Paula Samadat
Hazel Tucker
Wendy Williams
Unsung Male Performer of the Year
Jordan Ash
Julius Ceazher
DSnoop
Dirty Harry
Jerry
Keiran Lee
Derrick Pierce
Sascha
Eric Swiss
Talon
Nat Turnher
CJ Wright
Unsung Starlet of the Year
Andi Anderson
Charley Chase
Kelly Devine
Zeina Heart
Shawna Lenee
Madelyn Marie
Phoenix Marie
Carmen McCarthy
Regan Reese
Roxy Reynolds
Savannah Stern
Missy Stone
Kapri Styles
Angelina Valentine
Holly Wellin
Web Starlet of the Year
Misty Anderson
Joanna Angel
Eva Angelina
Belladonna
Tori Black
Angel Dark
Sophie Dee
Vanilla DeVille
Katsuni
Sunny Lane
Sunny Leone
Shay Lynn
Mariah Milano
Phoenix Marie
Regan Reese
The Award show is JAN. 9th 2010 at The Palms Casino in Las Vegas Navada.
You can Check out who the winners are at AVN.com


...You Gotta Swing Your Hips Now..
You wouldn't think that a torrent of bad train jokes and several poorly sung karaoke-esque rounds of Little Eva's, “The Locomotion”, would make the long drive out to Mississauga quicker and for the most part side splitting funny. But that's how it was on a dark summer night in July as we travelled once again deep into the mysterious unknown land that it's inhabitants call, “Mississauga,” and with our native guide, “Tom Tom”, to help us on our journey, we drove past the club a few times wondering how to get back on track. ( yes... that IS a train joke ... get used to them )
In theory, the club is pretty easy to find... you take Dixie or whatever North and South running street that crosses Matheson that tickles your fancy. Then just take Matheson East till you come to the lights at Satellite Dr. and if you're very lucky...and tall, you'll spot the club's marquee between the crest of two grassy hills. If you're unlucky (like us), the best way to find the club is to drive right past it. There will be a coffee shop called, “Java Joe's”, and despite the fact that it closes a tad early for a coffee place, the sign is unmistakeable and all you have to do is turn in there and head to the other side of that plaza and pick out your parking space because you'll be at the club. Parking is pretty plentiful for the New Locomotion with a few rows in front and since the plaza is closed at night you have the rest of those spots within easy walking distance and no shop keepers to gripe at you.
The outer appearance of the club is something that might surprise you a bit since it is very unassuming and quite “posh” for lack of a better word. Very clean, very neat and done in a very understated way to draw attention but at the same time it keeps those who should not be going to a place like this ( since it is in a plaza ) away. Inside, however, is something quite different altogether and as you pull back the big metal double doors, walk past the painted on train mural and stroll past their cafeteria counter, you'll be greeted by an interesting sight. A cavernous, grey, concrete room adorned with the flags of MANY nations can be seen everywhere, and I think tells you (the customer) that all are welcome here and that they have every type of girl to satisfy any taste. The tables and chairs are your standard Costco brand, bulk buy type sturdy enough to hold you and give you some comfort but since the way this place operates is mostly on WOW factor, then anything else you'll just be sitting on the edge of it.
Now... what do I mean by WOW factor? Picture this; you sit down at the table and your drinks come a little slow since everyone keeps shifting their chairs around and the three bachelor parties that are more or less renting the place out are mingling with each other and no doubt making it hard for the wait staff to keep track. The place is busy and full of activity yet your eyes are glued to the stage where a girl, who is going mostly unnoticed, is shaking her caboose (TRAIN JOKE!) and working for a living the only way a stripper knows how. Suddenly, she is off the stage and that part of the house goes black and you wonder, “What the fuck is going on?” as everyone in front of you is looking upwards and behind you. You and your party (who have finally ordered) turn your chairs around to see a lit up area just above and to the right of the bar at something you missed on your way in because quite frankly who the hell looks at the back of the house when there are strippers on stage? The DJ's voice cracks in over the music and he lets you know that the show will start soon enough gentlemen and that the “victim” this time is the prospective groom from the Asian tables behind you full of half smashed businessmen in khakis and Doc Martins. They shout and cheer as they know what is going to happen but you don't have a freaking clue and simply sip your drink as the music kicks back in and a man is led out without his pants on and tossed into a chair by two very naked and very beautiful blondes and the music swells as the shower starts and the show begins. The girls soak the groom down and no doubt get a little wet themselves as pseudo lesbian scenes and MANY different sexual positions are displayed in a little shower that is getting steamier by the second. The song ends and the girls keep going as another kicks in and they don't disappoint either their captive groom or the crowds below as the hooting and cat calls echo off the walls and one arm chair handstand later, most people are standing if not all ready fully erect. That .... is WOW factor.
Apparently, anyone can enjoy a shower scene ,you just have to call ahead and make arrangements with the management so that they know when they have to keep the schedule open for it and to keep the girls happy by not having to cut one of their shows half way. As for the main stage it is pretty nice in it's own right with a long mirrored back, a horizontal dancer pole for the girls to do some stretches on and two vertical poles with a 6 foot high mid shaft connecting them just in case one of the girls has a background in gymnastics and wants to show you that she still has what it takes. The girls are pretty and pretty wild as man after man fell victim to them and were led off to the darkly tinted VIP rooms where its 20 dollars a song with no cover charge.
All in all, the place is impressive for such a small club, and with their location so close to so many large and well established hotels in the area, they are probably doing very well for themselves. It seems the perfect place to have a bachelor party and if you just want to stop in for a drink and a show you probably would have just as good a time as we did. Of course, you might not have that damned song stuck in your head for the better part of a week now.
Amenities:
cover - no
parking - on site
public trans - taxi
girls - 15+
vip - yes
vip cover - no
dance prices - 20
cash machine - yes
extra - shower scene ( arrange with management )