Steak and Pa-Tit-oes

 You can find a lot of different things in the Steeles and Dixie area.  There are millions of tiny little shops and restaurants hidden in those endless plazas; so many in fact that you might not easily find them.  Along with this is the seemingly endless selection of strip clubs and titty bars that have kept us busy for the past several weeks and this week was no different. 
 
 We found ourselves at Kennedy's Strip Club and I must say it was a spectacular visit to a bar that knows what it's doing.  But before I start blowing smoke up your ass about how great the place is, how about I tell you how you can get there?  Its pretty easy if you keep your eyes open.  Turn west onto Derry Rd at the Dixie intersection and just travel a small distance and when you go over the 407 just turn south at the next set of light which is Kennedy Rd.  Then just keep on going till you see the lit up marquee and the brown building that looks more like a Montana's Steakhouse than a quality strip club.  Plenty of parking is available all around the club and if you're just out of luck there is a large parking lot next door.
 
 When we walked in, it seemed like any other average steakhouse bar with a set of pool tables on the right and enough beer company banners to paper the inside of the R.O.M. but as soon as you turn to the left to find a place to sit, that opinion will change fast.  The seating is your average wooden table and chairs nothing spectacular and nothing overly comfortable about them yet the view is a hell of a site.  A large metal staircase leading to a blackened veranda with two sweeping railings all lit up with a scattered assortment of strip and Christmas lights is the entrance to the stage and quite an entrance it makes.  The stage is small and round not offering a great deal of free movement but enough that when a girl does a cartwheel ( and they did ) she doesn't end up in your lap.  One single brass pole juts up out of the left side of the stage and at Kennedy's they KNOW how to use it, with some girls spinning so fast and hard that its a wonder it didn't burst right out of the stage.  While we were captivated by the incredible stage show, a friendly waitress came up and took our drink order and then another and another as we had apparently sat in the dead man's land of tables where any waitress could serve us.  We got our drinks right away and continued the repetition of, “No we're good thanks” for a while as the girls just kept on coming to see if we needed anything.  It was on the verge of annoyance but they were just so friendly that it became more of a game to us betting nickels on which waitress would ask next.
 
 The girls at Kennedy's are to say the very least, fabulous and probably spent the most time with us than any other club we have ever been to.  While the place was not exactly jumping on a Saturday night which we thought was a little odd ,there were plenty of people to choose from.  But every time one would get up and say goodnight, another would hook her arm around one of us and take her place.  Friendly and talkative, they made the night fly by and before we even knew it ,we had been there for hours and probably had some of the biggest smiles on our faces in recent memory.  On stage the girls are in their element with a show on at all times from a down and dirty doggy style display of the goods by one black haired vixen to the bouncy red head, Summer ,hanging off the staircase upside down and working her extra petite build like you couldn't believe.  Along with all of this we lucked out and caught a performance from the one and only feature dancer Sevyn Sins who put on a show like no other performance on stage with a whip and doing professional level ballet turns that would knock your socks off. The small and intimate VIP section for dances is always open for you to have some fun in and happily there is no extra 10 dollar cover to take one of the lovely ladies back there.  However, it is still going to cost you that standard of all standards, 20 dollars a song, but at least with Kennedy's you know it's going to be worth it.
 
 Kennedy's is a great place to visit ,an even better place to drink and a fucking fantastic spot to take in a good show.  They do everything right that you could, would and should want from a strip club from fast and courteous service to girls who will actually spend time with you laughing and putting a real cap on the night as they say.  So go to Kennedy's and take in a beer and a show; your libido will thank you.