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Better Off Red with Jayden Cole

Webmaster - xxxtoronto.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:00:00 GMT

Better Off Red with Jayden Cole

Interviewer
Jayden Cole

Well, here we are with Jayden Cole.

Hello, hello.

So tell us; who is Jayden Cole, where has she been and where is she going?

Jayden Cole... well, I'm the feature dancer for Treasure's this week in Toronto.

And we are very grateful to have you here.

Awesome! Well I'm grateful to be here, it's my first time in Toronto so I'm really enjoying it.

We don't see or at least I don't see enough red heads in the business.

Absolutely.

Are you hoping to change that?

Actually, I kind of like being the only red head. I kind of like standing out because you know there's not a lot of tall read heads around or out there, so I'm glad to be leading the pack. Whoever wants to follow along, I encourage it. I think red heads are really sexy.

Hell yeah!

I get either they love it or they hate it. Either people are like, “wow, you don't see a lot of attractive red heads.” Or, “I'm a red head connoisseur.” It's just the rarity I think.

Actually, when I had heard you were coming to town, I said to myself, “ Jadyen Cole... oh it's a red head thank god!” Because usually it's very much of a, “Hello blonde, hello lovely brunette and oh my god it's a red head!” kind of gig.

I love it.

Now, you have a pretty competitive nature, from what I've been able to find out. You were competing in equestrian at the age of 6 correct?

Yes, but I think my first time riding a horse I was 4 or 5 and then I started jumping and then I was really intensely competing for like 5 years but my first one was at like 6 or 7.

Dang, any trophies and the like?

Ah, plenty of ribbons. They had the high point trophies at the end of each show, but I was all about the ribbons as many as I could get...so... I'm actually not that competitive. I chose the equestrian because I'm more into individual sports as opposed to team sports because I think team sports are more competitive. Whereas individual is kind of “go at your own pace.”

Makes sense.

Well that's my view anyway.

Well ,I had just heard that you were riding a horse and competing at the age of six so I was like, “Wow this girl loves to compete.”

Ambitious, I say ambitious rather than competitive.

Because I mean I'm fairly certain I was falling on my butt playing hockey at the age of seven waving to my mom in the crowd but not actually competing.

Well, I was driven by the ribbon, being ambitious rather than competitive and there is a difference and I think that's what got me that far.

But then a few years later, you were competing in Jazz and Hip Hop dance contests, correct?

Yeah.. yeah. I did dance competitions on the weekends, I ended up performing a lot and um.. dislocating my knee caps eventually.

( I have a look of “Wow that must hurt” on my face.)

YEAH! I mean they snap right back in. It's kind of a tall girl thing or a long limb person kind of thing where our joints don't grow as quickly as our everything else. So aside from the injuries, it was a wonderful experience. But once again, with the individual sports, you can go at your own pace.

Do you think all that training has helped you tone the absolutely perfect body that you have now?

I definitely try to keep in shape. I try to live a health lifestyle, you know. Dancing is a great way to keep in shape, horse back riding as well. So you just gotta find your passions.

Speaking of keeping in shape, is there a dirty secret of candy and chips at 3 in the morning, little nips at a pizza, or is it all healthy foods?

Well, no not at all. Of course not. I love to cook so, I love to cook for people. I'm kind of a homey person like that so I love to cook a lot. I love to cook a lot of Italian food and my favourite is Asian, so I kind of like.... try to like experiment and that's tough to do. You gotta be like an advanced cook to do good Asian food.

Indeed, we have a great deal of Asian food markets in and around the Toronto area.

I noticed.

Yeah, this stuff is supposedly directly from China and Japan so it's the freshest you can get around here.

Do you in Toronto have a China Town or Korea Town ?

I'm fairly certain we do..... one of the biggest.

See, I missed that part of Toronto when I went out and about today but I like Toronto.

Yeah, it's really nice.

Yeah, we have all that stuff in Southern California. Definitely it's easily accessible with Korea Town and China Town. It's kind of fun you know because it's like a whole opposite side of the spectrum and I love travelling and learning about different cultures. I try to embrace whatever culture I'm in. For Toronto, I'm PUMPED .I wanna feel Toronto, I wanna be a part of the people, I want people to accept me and kind of embrace me.

Well, all you have to do is super glue a Tim Horton's cup to your hand, say “eh?” a lot and be really polite.

It's soooo cute. I love it

Now, if this is again correct and I'm pretty certain it is ... you worked as Snow White at Disneyland.

( Laughter )

So the question is, Can you name all 7 dwarves?

OH!

- Wait, wait now. I'm gonna have to flip to a separate page in my notebook where I wrote them down, because I had to look it up.

- - Oh sure, you get the internet. We have Dopey. He is the one that's always there when you're at Disneyland and you maybe not get to see all 7 dwarves. You always see Dopey. So... Dopey, Happy, Sleepy, Doc, Bashful,.........................um... Grumpy of course.... who am I missing... who am I missing...Dopey, Happy, Bashful, Horny.... I can't get it...

- - Sneezy.

- Sneezy! That's right, That's right.I always get the silly ones mixed up like Dopey and Sneezy.

Yeah, I know how you feel because last week I came down, well because I was told that you were going to be here last week. So the whole ride down, I was like.... Dopey, Happy, *Mumble, Mumble* ... Damn ... who are the two I'm missing?

They were?

I didn't get Sneezy or Bashful.

Well yeah, who would of thought. I did the ( makes a handshake motion ) initially and then I got trained up to do the parades so that was like a really great experience.

Wait, you got to ride on the floats in the Disney parades?

As Snow White's evil queen.

That's even better.

I know, right!?.... It was great. I loved it because my family would come and watch and I used to tell all the other character what my families names were, and where they were standing so they would get off the floats and go up and shake their hands and say their names.

Aww, that was sweet of you.

Yeah,we got it on video tape, it's a special experience.

That is just so nice of you. Of course now the only thing running around in my head is you dressed up as the evil queen and that picture isn't leaving my head any time soon.

Absolutely,why would it?

Now I have to ask, how did they convince you to give back the diamonds from the Penthouse shoot?

The Diamonds! Oh my gosh. I was so very concerned and grateful, and Emma Nixon the photographer and I had really hit it off initially when we met so they didn't convince me to give the diamonds back. I was like, here you go, ( Makes a motion to indicate that she really didn't want ANY responsibility towards looking after them and who could blame her?) It's all about getting the right shot anyway.

See, I was thinking, it would be more of a, “I can keep these right?... these are a gift?... Mine now?” kind of thing that would have been going on.

( Laughter ) They're like “No sweetie ... we'll send you a key in the mail in a couple of weeks” That's what you get to keep.

I didn't know. Well, at least I had just found out about it but Penthouse has a twitter page. So you can twitter to... or tweet to .. I don't know.

Write to.

That works. Write to Penthouse models over their twitter page and apparently you do a few a sessions correct?

Yep.

How can we, and by we I mean the fans, find out about what's going on with that?

Well, I have twitter.com/jayden_cole so you can find out what I'm doing, what I'm up to and for the Penthouse I was like,“Hey thanks for making me your Pet of the Summer” and I'm not sure who runs it but they always tweet me back and show me a lot of love.

Fantastic. Now, you've done a couple of movies,“Bikini Frankenstein” and..

Yeah,“ Bikini Frankenstein” and “The Right To Bare All!” Both were for HBO and for the same director and we filmed them both at kind of the same time in sort of the same two weeks.

Would you ever consider breaking into the ADULT adult industry?

You mean the triple X?

Yes.

It's not even crossed my mind at this time, and to be honest, I really don't think it ever will be my forte.

Fair enough.

It works for some people but I don't think that would ever be for me.

Well, I had to ask because odds are the fans are DYING to know.

Dying to see what I look like with a..... (whispers) cock in my mouth.

( Laughter )

That's what I always say. What I say to my friends in my personal life, “ They just wanna see a cock in my mouth”. Sorry, I can get a little vulgar.

Don't worry about it and speaking as a fan, I have to say, “It's so true.”

( laughter )

But you gotta understand, I feel that it spoils the fantasy. Like you wanna envision YOU with me rather than somebody else and well, that's just me so...

Makes sense. Now you don't have your own website as far as I've been able to find out. Is there gonna be one coming soon and what can we look forward to?

Well, what I wanna give you is like a years span of my plan. I'll definitely have one soon and I've got like a million ideas but there is gonna be exclusive and real high quality shoots and videos. Solo videos I wanna do some girl/girl videos. I wanna have my friends with me, if you know what I mean and a lot of behind the scenes, very personal things that will be very exclusive for JUST my fans.

People love that stuff.

Absolutely, absolutely. I'm an open book and I want people and my fans to share my life. I'm willing to share that part of me, as well as the High Quality stuff and then the behind the scenes aspect is deserving of the fans.

True, true, because if the fans love you, then they wanna know EVERY little thing.

Yeah, they wanna see the high quality shoots but they also wanna see me getting ready for the high quality and they also wanna see behind the sense and also my personal life, just sitting around the house or playing with my dog.

So what did you ask Santa for this Christmas?

Oh my gosh. I haven't even thought about it. Um, actually I kind of already got my Christmas present this year. I'm going to AVN and I'll be signing at the Adult Entertainment Expo for this toy company I did ads for. They're called, spingasm.com . The exciting part ,the Christmas Present part, was that I get to have my best friend who is not in the business up there signing with me. She is gonna be like the famous best friend in the biz... if you know what I mean because she is a gorgeous blonde. She is a hair stylist, she's not in the industry but I'm taking her with me and she is gonna be up there with me handing out and giving instructions on how to use the toy, and it's gonna be the greatest. I mean come on, you get sent to Vegas with your best friend and we're gonna tear it up. It's gonna be great.

Fantastic! One last question, What's coming up for Jayden Cole?

I'll be feature dancing in Ohio, in Pittsburgh in the next couple of months. Also, I'll be attending a convention in Mexico City in February and just keep and eye out for me. I'll be posting on myspace and twitter and also. facebook So just keep an eye out for me.

Odds are that people are heading there even now. Well this is us signing off and thanks again to the lovely, Jayden Cole

Thank you

Well, the staffers at XXXToronto.com as always would like to thank our lovely guest for taking the time to put up with our interviewer and his pesky questions. Also, if you somehow managed to not pick up that copy of Penthouse where the Irish vixen graces the cover, that is certainly unlucky for you because it was well worth more than the cover price. We are very much looking forward to when she has her website up and running and even more so when she comes back to Toronto so we can enjoy both her company and her fantastic live shows thanks to Treasure's Gentleman's Club.

Doing It All with Ashlynn Brooke

Webmaster - xxxtoronto.com — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:04:00 GMT

Doing It All with Ashlynn Brooke

Interviewer
Ashlynn Brooke
Here we are with the very lovely Ashlynn Brooke.

Hello.

Hell-O, and may I say that you are looking fan-freaking-tastic.

Thank you very much, that's very sweet of you.

A lot of girls in the business change their hair colour on a pretty regular basis from blonde, to black, to some kind of outrageous green. But you've always stayed blonde or at LEAST mostly blonde. Is it a personal preference or do blondes just have more fun?

Well, I think it's a little bit of both. I've been blond since I was 18 years old and I'm 24 now. So I mean that's when I started the process, and I enjoy being blonde and then I let the underneath grow out so I've got the blonde and the dark because my natural hair colour is REALLY dark. So... I think one day eventually later on, I'll go back to dark but I kind of just contracted with New Sensations and have been for the past three years and we're just under the guideline of, “If it an't broke don't fix it” kind of thing.

Can't argue with that. Now, from what I've been able to find out and I'm not 100% sure if it's true or not, but you've never done anal before. Am I correct?

Nope.

Why?

Umm.. you know I just... it's just that I really don't think that I'm supposed to do it. I've tried it, I've wanted to. I've... you know... played with it but any kind of actual anal penetration just doesn't work for me. I would love for it to be able to but it's just not gonna happen.

Fair enough. So for this interview, I had to do a lot of strenuous research and let's just say I was HARD at work ...

Good one!

Thank you. It's the only really good joke I have and I use it as often as I can. But in doing it and scouring the fan sites and the forums, I've read a lot of ,“We wanna see Ashlynn Brooke doing anal” and, “We wanna see Ashlynn Brooke doing DP”,but if it's not for you it's not for you so I guess they are just out of luck.

For right now, yeah. I just don't think it's gonna happen.

Ahh well, and we flip the page. Do you think your extra petite look gives you an edge because I mean you're only something like what 5 foot 2?

Yep 5'2.

5'2, exquisite, well built, well packed, mind numbingly beautiful. But do you think that the extra petite label gives you an edge?

I don't know. I believe that women should have curves, a little bit of meat on them. I mean they should look womanly having things where they belong, and I think I've got it in all the right places. I've got a good, sizable butt, the boobs and everything and a lot of people when they come up to me at these signings or what have you, say to me ,“ Wow, you're really tiny. I thought you were big.” So I guess that I photograph and video much bigger than I actually look and they always say, “Damn,” because I'm so short.

Well, I've been watching a lot of scenes over the past week, so much in fact that it was almost torture, but I'm willing to do it again for the sake of my work and when I finally got to size and measurements, I never in a million years would have guessed 5'2.

Yep, you would have guessed taller.

Maybe like ... 5'6, 5'7 at the most but certainly not 5'2 because it just doesn't seem like you're that tiny. You're just a little, tiny, red hot firecracker.

Thank you. I like being small because the guy can like throw you around if he wants.

( My only response to this was a raised eyebrow and a goofy grin. )

You've starred in a lot of the new wave of parody porn such as WKRP in Cincinnati, The X Files, Entourage and even my personal favourite ,That 70's Show, which I bought and worn out the DVD in certain places. But do you think this new wave of them is just a trendy fad because they are popping up everywhere now or are they just kinky fun and you think they will last?

- - It is hard to say. Some people think that it's new but parodies have been done for years and years and years. So, I think that what we've done is created some kind of system or method of shooting them that just sort of works for us you know? I think that in the past it's been done very well but we've hit something that just works, and so we're gonna keep doing it until it fizzles out and I don't know if it will ever fizzle out... probably. It probably will pop in and out just like everything else. But right now we're having a lot of fun doing it.

Are you a big fan of any of the ones you've done like The Office, 30 Rock and what I mean is when they are casting them you jump up and say, “Yes! I get to be Laurie” ( 70's Show) or I get to be... blah...

Yeah, it can be like that. The Office was my favourite thus far, well one of them. I'll talk about my real favourite next. I mean because it was kind of our defining moment. We shot it, we thought it was good, we thought it was fun. But then ,when it hit the shelves it was like, .. “OH MY GAWD:... We got so much feed back. It was really cool and playing Steve Carell's character, you just can't do it. You can't match his genius, it's just one of a kind. But just being able to do these is fun because the show is already created for you, the characters are already there. We just take that and make an exact replica, only sexier. So it's a lot of fun to do but I'm a huge fan of The Office and I'm a fan of That 70's Show. Well, when it was on. I then wrote, directed, and kind of helped produce and was kind of involved in almost everything for True Blood: A Triple X Parody.

Wait. Hang on before I pass out from joy. You guys are gonna parody True Blood?

Yes.

Well, who are you playing? Please please tell me you're playing the lead.

Yes, I'm playing Sookie, and it was so much fun to do. I mean it helps when you're a huge fan but it was so cool when I was writing it and I was like “ughh... this is so cool”. It was my first, not to write, but the first script that I've written that we actually produced. Shooting the whole thing was just amazing and playing the characters and now I just have a different appreciation and a different kind of attachment to the show because now I feel kind of personally connected, well at least a little bit anyway. We got the cast and everyone looked almost dead on, but I don't think I looked very much like Sookie,

I think you look better.

Thank you, but the guy we got to play Eric and Bill was just ... so ... oh it was so cool to see it all and all the blood and killing and junk .. you're just gonna love it.

When does it come out?

It's gonna come out, I'm thinking right now about the end of January. We wanna push it back to when the show starts again, so about mid January.

And may I say that's the best news I've heard all week. Getting back to my current favourite topic, which of course, is you, your website (ashlynnbrooke.com)is IMPRESSIVELY interactive with one Hell of a sexy tone. Do you work on it yourself, or do you have a team of geeks chained up in your basement?

Well, we do have a webmaster and my site is through, New Sensations, and we have one of the best affiliate programs out there. But what I do is update it to keep it personal. I update the calendar and I do the polls and all that stuff. I'm going to start video blogging. Well it's gonna be kind of a mix between a video blog and a webisode, so it'll be like a little 10 or 15 minute webisode. Then I'll blog about it, so yeah I work really hard on my website. It's really important for me to be accessible to my fans.

I totally understand, and I've gotta say it's a great site. I took advantage of every single possible free feature it had to offer and if I got paid better, I would have definitely subscribed.

Lovely.

What did it mean to you to take home so many “Best” awards at the 2009 A.V.Ns because you took home a lot of best that year.

Yeah, I took in three best and I was, I dunno, I can't describe the feeling. I mean for only being my third year in the business and at that point I was only two years in and it was my third AVN to be at. The very first one I had sat up in the nose bleeds because I had only been in for three months and no one knew who I was. Then the next year, it was cool, and then the next just to be nominated was such a great feeling and then to actually win... wow! Now I don't measure success by wining things but it's very humbling and flattering to be recognized and appreciated for all the hard work that we do because we work hard. Not just me of course, but all of us, we work very, very hard so it was really great.

Figured it would. Another best you took home in 2009 was, “New Comer” at the Exotic Dancer Awards and I know a lot of feature dancers and the world of feature dancing is incredibly competitive.

It IS!

So how did it feel bringing that home in 2009 as well?

Well you know, it was weird because I didn't know just HOW competitive it really is. I'm a feature because I'm an adult performer and clubs bring me in and I just go have fun, I go have fun and I interact with the crowd and I do that sort of thing. I don't have one of these big elaborate shows with fireman outfits, clown outfits and whatever else these girls do, I don't have that. I go out and I dance like I'm having a good time and so it's still a little, not weird but it's just really odd being honoured for something you get to have so much fun doing. I don't know if I'll ever get used to that because I just don't expect it. I just keep doing what I love and it keeps working out like that.

You're doing more feature dancing now... do you think you'll start to incorporate a bigger show? Or just keep it “fun.”

I think I'm gonna do a little bit of both because when I first started dancing, I was just an adult performer. People come to see me in public because I'm the girl that's just having fun, not really putting on a show for people. You come, you hang out with me, we'll relax, joke around and have a good time. But I dunno, maybe I'll start incorporating more stuff into it but you know what, I need to get used to it more. I'm still so new to it and I'm still learning but I will keep at it because if I keep dancing, people will start to know me as,“That Girl,” who is just calm and collected. You come, we'll chill out and all have a good time, kind of, and all hang out together sort of thing. So, I wanna keep it as much as myself as possible because I was a cheerleader/dancer for years and years and I can bring it!

Now, you're currently performing at, Treasure's Gentlemen's Club in Toronto and thanks to them, we get to have you here at the show, and I'm gonna take a quick second to say ... thank you for coming and then ask if this is your first time working a Canadian venue?

Yeah, this is my first time out of the country, period.

Wow, first time out of the country ?

Yes.

So how are you liking it up here north of the border?

So far, so good. It's very beautiful up here, VERY clean, it's really pretty. I like it.

We try. At night, we have roving bands of hockey gangs/teams out on the streets and they use litter for pucks, so they keep most of the trash to a minimum.

Yes, I'm sure... that's how I always imagined Canada to be.

Yes, all the stereotypes are soo true.....eh? What's the difference, if any, between an American and a Canadian crowd?

Well....

Aside from our goofy accents, of course.

(laugh) Oh it's not that bad. It's just like a northern accent, like a Wisconsin accent or something, but I didn't really notice the difference, or anything, till I was up on stage the first night and I was dancing my heart out and everyone was having a good time.. I thought. But no one was tipping me and I was like, “What's the deal?” and I was wondering if something was wrong, so I started asking everyone as they came over to buy movies and sign autographs. So I asked this guy, “Did I do something wrong?” So he said, “ Well no, but we only have fives and we don't really tip the girls but we'll get up on stage so you can dance on us.” So in America, you get millions ... well not millions but hundreds of one dollar bills flying at you, because they wad em up and throw them at you, but here you don't get that at all but you get 5s, 10s, and 20s, as opposed to that. It's actually kind of a nice change because you don't have to un-wad all the ones when you're done.

Not to mention, I don't think you want a bunch of Loonies flying at you. ( For American readers, the Canadian dollar is a coin with a loon on it and it's nicknamed the Looney, and would probably really hurt if it got tossed at you since it's a pretty big coin. )

Yeah, that's what everyone keeps telling me, “They don't want to throw Loonies at me”, and I was like, “What's a Loony,” but I eventually figured out that it's a Canadian dollar. So yeah, I didn't even think about that and they also said that they didn't want to disrespect me by throwing them on stage and I was like yeah... I probably would have thrown them right back at you. But that's pretty much the only difference and the Canadian public is very, very nice, very, very accommodating.

How do you like, The Everything To Do With Sex Show?

It's very comparable to AVN,I mean VERY, very. It's bigger on the inside. The only difference is all the major companies aren't here with all their booths set up but I have not seen a convention so busy in years and its only Saturday and it's only like 5 'o clock in the afternoon, and it's only going to get busier.

Well, it's almost winter so we wanna pick up all of our naughty stuff before the snow falls and going out for a giant dildo doesn't mean fighting through a snow storm or a 5 foot snow drift.

Yeah, I would imagine.

Because some times, it's like... damn ... well I ain't shovelling that .. break out the KY and the video camera dear.

( laughs ) So are there a lot of summer babies born in Canada?

Yep.

Nothing else to do in the winter?

Nope, you peel back the drapes, look outside and it's like.... “Oh, Honey.....”

Oh, wow, yeah.

What do you think of the so called Extreme Porn that's out there? Like the kind that Audrey Hollander does and the kind of stuff that is simply geared towards and I hate to use the phrase, but to “ruin” the female actress.

Well, anatomically you know, it doesn't ruin her, but anatomically it is pretty damned bad for your body but that's the great thing about our business. There is something out there for everyone, because everyone has a different sexual preference. I mean, I don't care how alike two people are in everything else, almost always they are gonna like two different things sexually. So you've got a scratch for every itch. So if that's what people like, then GO for it. If that's what she wants to do,because you mentioned Aubrey, so I was going with her, but that's what those people want to do, and Danny for me, that's what keeps our business going and makes the world go round.

Well yeah, I was just curious because it seems to be getting more and more and more extreme and the budgets keep getting lower and lowe

Well, I think in this society, people think that people have to add as much shock value as they can.

Makes sense. So you're a writer, director now .. are we still going to be seeing you in front of the camera or are we?

No, no, no, you're still going to be seeing me in front of the camera, but my career is going down a different path at the moment and that doesn't mean I'm going to stop performing just yet. I want to contribute more to the business I love so much. I really, really love writing and directing. I've just started and I don't want to say that I feel like I'm like a kid in a candy store, like all, “Oh my god this is great.” because eventually, I don't want that feeling to ever fizzle out because if that feeling fizzles out then you know you're doing something wrong. So, I want to continue to learn and I want to continue to grow as a businesswoman and I'm trying to be more professional about things I don't always have to. But I wanna still perform, and I wanna do a lot more girls. My career thus far has been like 95% guys and that's fine but I like girls the same , so I'm looking forward to a lot more girl stuff. Which I have started doing. I just directed an all girl movie just recently, so we'll see how that does and I'm writing another all girl parody of a popular show. I'm writing it and you never know how that stuff is going to turn out, but I'm writing it anyway and we'll see.

Please tell me it's Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer? We actually have been in talks for doing that but that's not the one.

You're slowly killing me with wish fulfilment.

It's an all girl, it was a popular show on showtime, it just ended like last year, it went on for like six seasons, it was just like an all girl epic, and it's gonna be an all girl parody. The True Blood script that I wrote and directed, co-directed if you could call it that because I'm still learning, and with big productions like that, there is still a lot I don't know, so I need a good production crew behind me and I have that. So this next one that I'm writing, I'm gonna try and do all by myself. Well not ALL by myself but direct it and still have one of our other directors, Lee Roy Myers, the guy who does all of our parodies and have him behind me, and the rest of our team we have assembled who are all great. So, yeah, I wanna do more girls, I wanna branch out, and just like anyone else in this world,I just want to have a secure future.

Fair enough, I, for one, am very much looking forward that, and let's see here, page flippy, nope unfortunately, I can no longer keep up the ruse of interviewer to keep you here by my side since I've apparently run out of questions.

You have?

Sad but true. This is goodbye.

Bye, bye.




    The staff at XXXToronto.com ,would like to thank Ashlynn Brooke for coming north of the border and for spending so much time with us at the, Everything To Do With Sex Show. We would also like to thank Treasure's for bringing her here to put on a show for her fans and sign autographs for the insane line of people that snaked around the convention hall. We are all very much looking forward to everything that Ashlynn will be doing in the near future and will no doubt be camping on the doorstep of our local porn shops ( we do normally but this time it's for another reason ) to get her latest and no doubt, soon to be, award winning releases.

Pleasin' Through Teasin' with Uncle D The Canadian Ass Man

Webmaster - xxxtoronto.com — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:01:00 GMT

Pleasin' Through Teasin' with Uncle D The Canadian Ass Man

Interviewer
Uncle D

Here we are with the one and only Uncle D.

What's going on brother?.. Nice to see you.

Nice to see you too man. Researching you, I have to admit, you've become my new idol.

Ohh jee-zus as if things couldn't get any worse for you.

Yeah, tell me about it, .... but we start it all off with,“Why Ass?” There are so many other parts of a woman that are gorgeous. Why ass?

Well, you know I COULD be a boob guy, but what are you gonna do with em? Flop em around in your hand a little bit? An ass you can take a nap on, you can fuck it, you get to have em in your face, use it as a pillow and let's be honest it looks great on a mantle.

Too true sir.

Damn right.

Now you've become known as, the “Canadian Ass Man” and you've been in the business for a few years now.

Yeah, in about mid '95 I started the whole character, and this was back in the infancy days for the internet back when Geo-Cities was one of the most popular places for a free WEB PAGE. Back in the day websites were called Pages and nowadays I'm kind of a senior, I've been around for a while. You had to have a kind of a “hook” kind of a name online obviously something like, “Smokin' Joe” or some crap and I picked up the ol' Uncle D thing and I began from there......damn I forget your fucking question pal...you let me ramble too long.

Yeah, it happens.

Aww.. man I just lived up to my own fucking stereotype. White trash without a brain in my fucking head. You were asking why I started all this right?

Actually I was gonna ask you something else but you jumped in half way through the question.

( LAUGHTER )

Let's just do it again.... take two.

No worries. Are you now the definitive voice or authority in home grown Canadian ass?

You know I think so man from all the media shows I've done and all the television appearances my main show being, Web Dreams. I've done appearances on Dragon's Den, Ed The Sock ... hell I've even done Match Maker before. I've been with Fight Tv and whatever is out there. I'm there and it's all about Canada. I'm very patriotic. I'm VERY proud of my country and a firm believer in having Canadian content and I like to think I bring an edge .. a much needed edge to being in Canada. For me, it's all about being a Canadian in Canada and trying to show that we have more than just hockey and doe skins, which is great of course ,don't get me wrong. I'm all about pushing the fact that we're pretty damned hard-core up here as well, and that we love our ass.

Damned right. Now, what is the best and worst thing about ass?

I guess the worst thing would have to be is where there is none, or when an ass is too small for me. That kind of sucks. Now, I like preferably a nice big, round bubble bum. Now petite girls are ok as long as they have that abnormal small waist with large hips and an ass that is pretty damned hot. But the best thing about ass is being able to shoot it, and make a living off of it. It's god damned incredible.

I would imagine, and of course your ability to do so is why you're my new idol.

Why, thank you sir.

Not at all. Not at all' Now your site www.touchyourtoes.com is pretty damned unique where as while it IS porn, it doesn't cross the line into full on nudity. Where did you come up with the idea to go that way with it?

It's not a matter of coming up with the idea. It is just a matter of marketing what I like, and I've always been into, “The Tease,” but I think it goes back. I always revert back to this when I start thinking about it, my grade two teacher Mrs. Tommy and her red, skin tight, candy apple slacks. Aww come on, don't look at me like that. It was 1977 pal. Give me a break ( I was laughing at the pants ). Well hell, even back then you had the Buck Rogers show man with all the satin, and Erin Grey was one of the stars on that and I've just been in love with that kind of fetish ever since I was a kid and knew what my penis was..... or what it did.

Fair enough man, no one could fault you for Erin Grey, BUTT who in your opinion has the best ass in the world today?

There is no best ass... there is best asses plural but again it comes down to when they got that extra petite with that round bubble thing. I could always say the typical like J.Lo or something like that but one of my favourites from TV was Alyssa Milano from the college years on, “Who's The Boss” and she got a little fat no.. wait.. I wouldn't say fat but she put on a little weight and she looked like a woman should be. She had the skin tight jeans man, then she did that Joey Buttafuoco movie. I don't know if you remember that or not and it was with that girl.

Embrace Of The Vampire?

Naw, Naw. She did that one after and it was alright but it was all boob stuff and she let her ass go which sucks but it was the one before that, and she did all the tight jeans stuff . Amy... It was a make on the real life stuff that happened where she shot the guy from the garage. She shot his wife... Long Island Lolita. There we go.. that was the movie. There was two of them, Drew Barrymore did it and Alyssa Milano but of course Drew has no ass, cute girl but I prefer the Alyssa thing and her ass was phenomenal. Going back to the original thing which was the “Best Ass” ,unfortunately, it'sreally not all about the curves and it's like you don't wanna eat the same thing every day. I mean don't get me wrong. I would like to have rump roast every day but then you got steak or hamburger and each tastes different.

Makes sense to me, man, but is there such a thing as too much ass or even can there ever be too much ass?

I wouldn't think so because it really depends on what your flavor is for the day or what your mood is at the moment, and to much? You know if we're talking about size it's how you dress it up and when you wear the right thing you know the larger girls, the B.B.W.s as they call it, Big Beautiful Women, they look just as hot man it's all about the material that they use and how they dress it. Not to mention the confidence that goes along with it.

We know you've been on Dragon's Den, and I still say you got screwed, because I watched that man and you got hosed by that chick.

She was a little rough on me but she is just doing what she does and what she knows, and she kind of passed judgement on something she didn't really know about and you gotta be a little, and being the entrepreneurs and the successful entrepreneur that she is, you got not be so judgemental on things. But we are all entitled to our own opinions and all honesty I did it more for the exposure and to bring a little more talk around the water cooler and supper table by doing that show. Because it was on the CBC in Canada and so anyone with a set of “rabbit ears” and a coat hanger could pick it up but you KNOW I had some hate mail from the Christian groups after that.

( Laughter )

So you've done that and you've done Web Dreams and others. So has TV been good to Uncle D?

I can't complain. In Canada, it's been phenomenal and Web Dreams has actually been airing in about 12 plus countries around the world. so Israel takes it, Germany, South America, fuck even the Netherlands, so I can't complain. My fans are very respectful and cool and it ranges from your teenage guys and girls who think it's cool right up to the seniors, and they are all very cool and I think they are thankful that I'm being myself. There is no fake, no facade, no bullshit with me. I say it like it is and you can either like it or love it .. fuck... like it or hate it one or the other but my fans are always respectful and very supportive.

What's next for Uncle D?

Well, right now I'm working on the new documentary on the band, Easy Sleazy so I'm managing those guys and they are highly influenced by Guns 'n' Roses, STP, and they are amazing musicians. There is a little bit of drama going on behind the scenes but well it will make for good TV and the fans, not just my fans, are gonna grow to love these guys. Not just the music but the individuals as well and I'm looking forward to bringing a little more edge back to the airways again.

Sounds cool. Now... Last question. Let's pretend that you've done everything you've wanted to do, you're 80 years old and sitting in the old perverts' home; are you still gonna be pinching the ass of that nurse?

I may be pinching it but I probably won't know why because odds are pretty good my mind is gonna be toast but it's probably gonna be just like when I was a kid... I don't know why I like it... but I like it.

Everyone at XXXToronto.com would like to extend our thanks to Uncle D for taking the time to speak with us and fitting us into his schedule at, The Show. The man was swamped from the beginning of the show to the end and even to the point where he couldn't even leave his booth so we could get a quiet chat so this interview was taped while D did his thing and spent practically every other word shaking hands and signing autographs. If you haven't had a chance to catch anything done by D or the band, Easy Sleazy, both of those things are easily fixed by simply checking out D's website www.touchyourtoes.com and here are a few links to some Sleazy music videos ( Here ) and ( Here) and their website http://www.myspace.com/easy_sleezy. Thanks again Uncle D... you're the best dirty old Uncle a guy could want.

Anissa Holmes - The Sexy Anarchist

Webmaster - xxxtoronto.com — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:00:00 GMT

The Sexy Anarchist

Interviewer
Anissa Holmes

Well, here we are with Anissa Holmes.

Hi, there.

Can you tell our readers, just who is Anissa Holmes?

Anissa Holmes..... She is a Playboy cover model. I've been in, if I'm not mistaken, 10 issues and two covers and the most recent thing is the 2009 calendar which I am selling at the SGT. SPLATTER'S booth.

Which I hope everyone who comes to The Everything to do with Sex Show will stop off and buy.

Exactly. I'm also an actress, so I've done some spots and some smaller shows and then most recently that sort of adult, sci-fi, cult show, “Forbidden Science”. Yeah... so that's pretty much who I am but actress above all though because it's my main goal right now.

Your career really got a kick start with two feature articles in Play Boy, both of them ending up on the covers... of course.

Of course.

Did you expect to go that route with your career or was it just a happy accident?

An absolute, happy HAPPY accident. How it had happened was that I had always wanted to be in Playboy since I was 16 years old. I have an older brother and I don't recall but I must have seen Playboys laying around because I knew there was a reason that I wanted to be in that magazine at such a young age. But I actually waited until I was 26. I never really thought of doing it... Don't get me wrong, I WANTED to do it but I never took the steps to doing it and then one day I just happened to go on playboy.com and noticed that they were coming to Toronto and within like a month, I booked my appointment. Went, showed up, met Paul Buceta who was the photographer who shot me and the Editor Chief, Jeff Cohen and next thing you know, I was on the cover of their news. Then Paul got me on the cover of American Curves so from that point everything started tumbling. There were covers, then Esquire and it just kind of blew up at that point. So... definitely was not expected, I never wanted to model, never thought about modelling, certainly never thought about acting, because acting just kind of fell in my lap as well, so I've been very, very lucky, blessed and fortunate. So I don't take anything that I've received for granted since it's all been such a blessing.

Is being a model everything that you expected it to be?

- - You know, it's gruelling. People think that it's very glamourous and for the most part it is. Yes, I get to travel, and be in front of the camera and to have this sort of interaction with people all the time. But it's also ...physically and mentally gruelling because you have to be “ON” all the time and that's hard to do to stay in that spot you know? It's also a very judgemental industry, very judgemental and every girl whether they admit it or not, is self conscious and to get into this industry is really hard on your self esteem and you just have to ride out the bumps and know that it's not like a personal attack. Which is really hard to do sometimes, and then the acting..... I go and choose the hardest profession IN THE WORLD. I mean there is more rejection there than you could imagine. But I dunno, maybe I like a challenge, maybe I like doing this to myself because it shows that I can come above it. So, I would say yes and no... there is more to it than I expected there to be, or most people think there is, but is it still awesome and fun and glamourous at times, of course.

Cool.

Very.

Just how much work do you have to put in to looking as beautiful as you. I'm talking on a professional basis because you already LOOK GOOD, but you have to do it for a living.

- - Um.... it's hard, it's really hard, I'm not gonna lie because I like eating junk food and I eat late at night. I have the worst eating habits IN THE WORLD. I don't do breakfast, I don't get hungry during the day and at night I'm starting to, so I could eat anything and everything in my path. So it's really hard for me to do, so I put myself on a constant diet all the time and by diet I don't mean REALLY strict but I'm always having to watch what I eat. Because I know if I allow myself to binge on whatever I want, then I'm gonna suffer for it, since that's just my body type and it shows on me very, very quickly. I'm not a size two ,so if I do have a big meal, I bloat up instantly and it shows. So I've had to be really careful about that. I've had ,you know pizza, between photo shoots and it just kills my energy and I'm so lethargic and falling asleep. So, most people that shoot me know not to feed me in between shoots because it always happens.

So, do they have a sign that says, “Do Not Feed The Models”?

Well for me anyway... some girls can just do it but for me it just goes sooo heavy on me right away so I can't, but as for working out, I like to do things like Yoga, and I'm gonna start to learn how to snowboard this winter, it's my new thing.

Good luck.

Thank you, thank you. Somebody actually just referred some cream to me that gets rid of bruises, because especially being in the industry that I am in, I just can't have bruises.

Nope.

So, I bruise like a peach. I bruise very, very easily.

And knowing a lot of snowboarders as I do, may I suggest moisturize and cream regularly because the snow, the sun and the wind can really take their tole on the skin.

Really?

Yes indeed, if you've ever seen some of the more hardcore snowboarders, they, well they kind of look like walking leather... so.

Ewww! Thank you. See? I'm getting more advice.

It would pain me to know that you got all leathery. No, no. I don't even wanna think about it.

It's now on my winter check list; cream, cream and moisturizer and butt padding and anything else I can find.

When you see a “Reality Show” like “Top Model” do you think that these girls are really prepared for the work ahead of them? Because I mean you're a professional model, you've only been in the business for three years but your career has blown up very quickly and these girls are going in under aged, very immature, very naive. Do you think that these kind of shows actually prepare them?

I think something like ,“Top Model” is good. It steers them. Of course, that's for high fashion models and they do get a big wake up call as to what it is, although what we see on tv again looks very luxurious. They live in a beautiful mansion ,they wake up to a photo shoot, wake up to another photo shoot and well, you know. But it's gruelling and I think it's good for them to know that it is hard to do and any sort of modelling whether it be fashion, glamour or anything like that, the girls who are getting in at such a young age, it's really hard. I feel bad because I see a lot of them are soo naive and they are more likely to get taken advantage of. You know, you have some photographer that claims to shoot for Playboy, he gets them naked and who knows? Everyone claims to shoot for Playboy at some time and there are thousands of photographers out there. For me ,I'm happy I started when I was 26 because I was prepared to take a step back and say, “Do I want this? Yes... No?” I've been very, very picky about what I've done, which I think is why I've done so well. I've done it so quickly because I pick and choose everything. I haven't done that much but I'm very selective about who I shoot with for that very reason. In fact, I know girls who want to do this so badly but they have people around them that are just... well taking advantage of them, you know? And they don't know any better. They wanna be models and they wanna do this and do that. That's why I like the idea of when some girls come to me for advice and when they have questions, stuff like that, and I'm always more than open to it. I encourage them to come to me and I have a lot of friends who are probably 22, 23 and I encourage them to come to me when there is someone who wants them to sign a contract. So I get them to bring it to me and you know ,I take the time to help and I feel sort of big sister-ish with a lot of them. Yeah. It's good.

So the advice for up and coming models is, “ Do your research, take a step back, don't jump at every chance but don't let them pass you by as well.”

Exactly. Be picky and know who you're shooting with, know your self worth. Umm... do you wanna be a nude model ? Then, fine you can do nude shots, but if you just shoot with anyone you have to realize that chances are that they are just going to end up on his computer in his basement. You never know, but shoot, if you're in the beginning if you're not nude but shoot, as much as you can and I remember something Paul Buctea told me when I first started. “A bad photographer ... errr... not a bad photographer but a bad photo shoot can ruin your career instantly” and if you have just terrible pictures that come out and of course with the internet, everything just flies everywhere, right?

Instantly.

Right, so when that comes out, that can ruin your career so definitely you said it perfectly, “ Take a step back, see if it's what you want to do and ask questions.” There are literally hundreds of thousands of models everywhere and everyone is usually open to answering those questions and so chances are somebody knows somebody who has had a photo shoot with that person.

So, you've been a Sunshine Girl, a Max Fit Girl, a Playmate, Miss December and even Kitten Of The Month, which was my personal favourite... but what is your favourite title that you've been awarded?

Playmate.... Of course, it was a lifelong dream of mine to be in Playboy, so it really holds a special place in my heart. But of course Max Fit, 'cuz I mean who doesn't wanna be in Max Fit because it makes you sound all buff even when you're not. Kitten Of The Month was super fun too. I thought that was so cute and I got to do a sort of Boxing photo shoot.

Awww. That's like the only shoot I couldn't find, damn.

No! You should see it, it was really cute. I make my own outfit out of the ropes... derr ... not the ropes but the bands around my hands, it was cute. It was done in an actual boxing ring. It was great.

Sounds great. I'll have to find it now. Websites are the lifeblood of a successful career. Do you work on yours or is your webmaster just really lucky to have a great muse like yourself?

Oh, no, no, no .. I work on it myself, Anissaholmes.com has been a work in progress for many years and it's gone through a lot of ups and downs, ups and downs and most recently I found a website and developer in the US who ended up doing my page for me and one of the conditions and the main reasons I went to him and paid extra was that I've always said and maintained, that I need full control of my site. That means I do my own updates, my own pictures and I do everything to it, even take stuff down. I don't wanna be chasing someone down and saying, “Ok .. can you put this update up or can you add this journal,” or whatever. I can't rely on somebody else to do what I need to get done when I need it to get done. So it's my little office at home, it's my time for me and I give myself a couple of hours a day to go on there and do what I have to do. I think that it is hugely important to have total control over your career.

On the topic of your website ,I understand that you now have, “Live Streaming Video Chats.”

Yes!

What can your fans expect from one of these shows?

Hmmm... Well, to be honest, I haven't actually done one yet. I just set up the webcam now so I'm getting the whole thing in progress, and I'm drumming up some ideas and thinking about cute things like, Tuesday is “Cleaning Day,” let's say, and I do it in a really cute little outfit and they can watch and interact at the same time. I'm thinking of more interesting shows other than me just sitting there and being all, “Hello”... but that's what I'm thinking, so I'm coming up with a whole slew of ideas and then make them on a regular basis and people can come in and speak with me and know that I'm still just a regular person.

Cool.

That's the biggest thing with a lot of these people. I get this, “Are you real?” I get that question all the time and I don't know what else I would be BUT real ... so.

Well, as far as I know, I'm certainly not allowed to touch you in anyway but from what I can see is you are definitely real.

Thank you.

Do you think that aside from the nude modelling that you'll get into any kind of more adult movies, soft core or otherwise?

Umm... I don't think so, I mean I'm very open to the adult industry and being involved in it but I don't have any interest in doing any kind of hard porn like stuff. I guess people can look at “Forbidden Science” as like soft porn. I think some people have viewed it that way, but I think that would be the extent of it. But to me, that had a story, it was a series, it wasn't some 5.99 video in a bin. So those kind of things I'm okay with doing but to do an actual adult film has never been anything I've been intrigued enough to do but I love being a part of the adult entertainment world. Right now for instance, I'm hosting a show called ,“Eros Tonight” where I'm a reporter and it's all adult stuff and we're right now doing a spin off of that show called, “Anissa's Dirty Little Secret” where I'm going to have my own show and we're gonna start shooting in the next couple of weeks. That again is gonna be all adult stuff so it will be like, do you remember Elvira from back in the day?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Okay, so it's the same concept as Elvira, so I'm gonna go in there and intro the segments, speak about them, also in between them and then end the show, and all these segments are things we've received from different distributors and it's all adult stuff.

Are you going to be wearing a slinky black dress and a bufont hairdo?

No, no, no. I asked them if I was supposed to be doing the whole witch thing as well but no, we're gonna keep it very soft and sensual and it's gonna be all lingerie. I think that is the general idea behind my wardrobe; being all lingerie.

Nice. So I've heard you've had a lot of issues with Facebook. Can you tell me a little about that?

Facebook!, Facebook!!, Facebook!!!. Okay, to sum it up ,I was kicked off Facebook for no good reason.

Bastards!.

They are bastards! I'll tell that to everyone. Naw, just kidding, but they're terrible because it's not consistent. They don't have one set of rules for everyone, they sort of pick and choose their rules and I really think that it's a horrible way of doing it, you know? I know a lot of people in the entertainment industry and even club owners and that kind of thing happens to them all the time. Their ( Facebook) biggest thing was, “Nudity, nudity, nudity, you have it all over your site.” I never did and I would be the first to say but I never did, and so I decided to take it to the media and I never in a million years thought that it would explode as big as it did. I mean it happens to thousands of people but what set my story apart, whatever it was it worked and I hit them so hard with the media, so fast. I kept calling every radio station, and every newspaper and it just kind of exploded then. By the end of the week, I was on the CTV National News at 11 and then Global News at 6 and they reinstated my account. Only to shut me down again two weeks later saying there was nudity again.

Lame!

I know. I think they are bots, I think they are ALL bots. I don't think there is a live person. I was trying to get in touch with a real person to say that, “You're telling me there are images here with nudity and they are bad and WHATEVER.” So tell me which ones they are because I don't know what you consider “bad” or “nudity” because whoever this person is ,it's up to them and their judgement what they think is too suggestive. Cuz now, in their rules, they say it's too “sexually suggestive.” Well of course my images are sexually suggestive. They are all glamour shots and anything, any kind of modelling, is sexually suggestive at the end of the day. Even fashion stuff. So who defines what is too suggestive? Is it this person who scans through everything? Will it be that person ,you know what I mean? So they shut me down the second time. I finally got in contact with the person that reinstated me again all by e-mail still and I said, “ I really can't believe that with everything we've been through that your gonna do this again.” Followed by, “Really, I hope that you leave me no choice but to take it all one step further.” Not that I want to threaten them but at the same time it was the only way I could feel that I was getting any kind of response from them.

That's fair.

So then finally he wrote back and he gave me a whole, “This is your last time being reinstated.” And I was like, “Fine, tell me the images you guys don't like so this won't happen again because don't for a second think that I enjoy this little game with you.”

Of course.

So right now everything is calm for the time being and I learned my lesson and I'm trying to back up all the contacts that I have there. I've created like a place to keep posting little things. Like I just created a personal g-mail account where it said, “Anissa's Fanpage” or “Anissa Fanpage” or something like that where people can send me their info. So I sent a quick e-mail to everyone saying, “Send me an e-mail with all your stuff “ and that will be that because if I'm gonna say if and when it happens again, I'm on their hotlist. I know I'm blacklisted so they are watching me. I can't really upload anything.

So now everything uploaded is you in 7 layers of winter clothing?

Pretty much. ( laughter )

So like you in a parka with maybe a hand sticking out?

Yeah, but with the way they are going, they might be, “ That hand might be doing something suggestive.” So now, I am only uploading cell phone shots like those candid behind the scenes shots and stuff, and people are making cracks about it saying, “Careful Anissa, your gonna get kicked off for that one.” Because everyone knows how ridiculous it is and the reality is that I am being watched. I don't want to lose all those pictures so the first thing I did was take down all my family pictures and I don't wanna have that many pictures on there because they ( Facebook ) kept using them, they kept me there they just disabled it. ( her access ) So if someone was to Google my name, Facebook would come up almost immediately and people would click on the Facebook and...

Then it would be down.

Right.

So they are getting tons of your fan traffic but you're getting screwed.

Exactly, that's the whole reason they don't delete the account because they're still generating traffic to it, and at the end of the day who knows what they are going to do with those images when they refuse to give them back. There has gotta be some rules or something... a policy. I know there is a big privacy issue thing in Canada, so I filed a complaint, but I haven't heard anything about it since, but they said they will investigate it and get in contact with me. It's tough and it's scary because you're in a position where you want to use Facebook for promotional purposes which millions of people do and you know, you put so much time and effort into that particular site and all of a sudden it just up and goes. So now I'm trying to put them on a bunch of little sites like Toronto.me so I don't focus all my attention on the one.

Makes sense to me.

Yeah.

Well, for my last question...........I can't read my handwriting.

( Laughter )

Ahhh, I get it now, it was about your upcoming show but we've already covered that so thank you very much for taking the time out of your busy day to talk with us.

No, thank you, it was a pleasure. Bye everyone!!

Well, all of us at XXXToronto.com want to thank Anissa for doing the interview and we wish her all the best of luck with her fast rising career and her constant fight against, “The Man.” We think that her struggle can be felt by all who have been hit by Facebook's odd ever changing rule book and can only hope that you don't get slapped down by it. That aside ,we are looking forward to her new TV shows and we know that you are as well and you can find out about all those things and more at Anissaholmes.com, and don't forget about webcasts coming very soon.

Pretty In Pink with Aj Morgann

Webmaster - xxxtoronto.com — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Pretty In Pink with Aj Morgann

Interviewer
AJ Morgann

All right... we are here with AJ Morgann

Hello!

So please... tell us, our readers and the world, just who is A.J. Morgann?

AJ. Morgann is a porn star..... that likes to ... suck and fuck and get naughty.

Fan-Tastic...... you broke into the biz with your own feature movie right off the bat, “AJ The OC Slut”

Uh huh..

That's pretty impressive to get a named feature your first time out. How did it feel knowing that your name would be behind the movie?

How did it feel?.......... It felt NICE!... I loved IT!..

Why the pink hair?.... you started out with all pink ...then...

Pink 'n blonde ... and then the pink started washing into the blonde so it really started to look all pink. Then I wanted to do black 'n pink and then everyone started copying me ... I was just trying to be original but you can't ever do that. Then I tried doing the toe shoes and someone stole my ideas with the toe shoes and yeah..... I try to be original but that's... well that's hard.

Well it's always hard trying to stay ahead of the curve in the porn business.

Yeah...

So you're under contract with Chester Molest Her, how does it feel to be a contracted NAMED porn star in the business that seems to just be all about the one cum-shot wonders?

Great!... I don't film with anyone else so .. being with one company and not filming a lot ... like 500 movies in a year is nice. I like to start out small and take my time so people can get to know who I am and how MY line of work is.. Just taking my time.

Makes sense.... now... you are gorgeous..

Thank you!

I can't help it... I have been staring... I'm weak... does it take time and effort to look that good or are you just naturally that good looking?

NO..... well ... I do have nice genes but .. to get THIS toned... it takes a very good diet, a lot of time at the gym, 5 to 6 days a week probably at least 2 hours a day, and a real tight... tight.... ahh what's the word... I just fucking said it... diet. No sodas, no candy, lots of water, a lot of cardio ... and no partying. I don't do drugs and I don't drink. Well... I'll have a drink every now and again but nothing over the top. That's just not my lifestyle.

Fair enough.

I like to keep myself for... well myself

Again.... fair enough... now you do have braces. How long have you had those?

For a year... and I have another year to go, then I have retainers for two years... so another 3 years or so with this metal mouth.

It does look really cute though..

I do love my braces... and do I regret them ... no... I mean I got them to straighten my teeth but at the same time I got them to be a little bit different in the industry. Because it makes me look younger and that is kind of a fetish, so when I put in a 2000 dollar investment on them ... at least it was worth it.

Makes sense to me.... now I'm curious.... when you're preparing for a scene with a guy who hasn't worked with you before, you give him the big toothy grin and right before the action starts is there a little bit of a .....cringe

( laughs ) ... no... I work really well with my braces. I can deep throat 10 inches with no gag reflexes..so I am great at what I do.

I ... uh.... well I have no brains left above my waistline..... blood make that ... see I can't even form coherent sentences.

Awesome.... ( laughter )

You have lovely tattoos ... possibly one of the cutest I've ever seen

Awww....Thank you...

Are you planning on any more or are you sticking with what you got..?

Umm... I think I'm done for now at least... with what I have, because I have 21 or 22 tattoos with half a sleeve so ... I think I'm done. I might fill my arm in a little bit more and I wanna get, “ Live, Laugh, Love” right here... that would be nice... but I'm taking my time... and letting go of the tattoos because I want to get a street bike so I'm working on that right now.

Cool.... Any chance you could flex again for me?... You just did it a second ago.... Wow that"s legitimate muscle tone... damn...that is real FIT BEAUTY and a lot of girls can't pull that off.

Thank you... Well I grew up doing sports... I had lats.. I don't really have them anymore and those are the muscles under your shoulders and you get those from swimming so when I did water polo and was on the swim team, I got my lats from that. I've always had big shoulders so ... but I'm a very active girl. I like being sporty...

Certainly didn't hurt you any...

Just an active little spunky fireball....

And that's why I've fallen in love with you, I was on the fence about it a little while ago but it's the fireball thing... really did me in..

Aww... thank you... ( laughter )

You do a lot of anal in your movies, right?

I just started ... well, actually I'm almost done and the first one is coming out in January... yeah, each one ... I think there are like three scenes or... two scenes of anal in each movie. You know, before this business I couldn't even think about anal, I didn't wanna think about it and I wouldn't even discuss it. I never even said the word... and now I love it! I can't get enough of it.

Can't... get... enough... of it.....

Never enough

For all the girls who were like you... who were, “No!...my Hershey highway is a one way street”.. what would you say to them?

Ummm... You need to meet the right guy to do it with. It's not just something where you can be like, “Oh, just stick it in”. There is a lot of preparation to do anal and then you just start to get used to it and it's all down hill from there.

Now, if I remember correctly, you were on the Howard Stern Show for anal ring toss?

Three times, once was for anal ring toss, the next was... for anal ring toss again but this time I was on my back and we had the stick between my legs and whoever got a ringer, I would queef for them.... since I can queef automatically, and the third time was when I deep throated 10 inches.

Dang!

Yeah!.. yeah the third time was when I got my braces so I had them on the third time.

Do you have any Hidden Talents that we... and by we, I mean your fans and the business in general, that we don't know about?

Some people know... I lactate... I've never had a kid ,never been pregnant nothing... but for the last 7 or 6 years, I've always liked my nipples sucked on during sex and my body thought I was going through the process of having a baby and so it started to produce milk.

Unfortunately ... being the complete and total pervert that I am...

Me too, me too!!

I have to ask... will you be marketing “AJ Morgann Breast Milk?”

Yes!... We are... In my upcoming second anal movie, we have a lot to do with milk, and even in my “OC Slut 5” ,there is some milk. In almost every one of my movies or every other movie at least, there is some milk.”

Oh... when I meant market, I meant... will you be selling, “AJ Morgann Breast Milk”?

Well, I would like to but I don't have that much milk as in like a mom would, so I can like squirt like 5 feet but I can only get just a little bit out. But it tastes really good. I've tasted it myself and it's very sweet... I wish I had a lot more that would come out but I have to work with what I have so...

now they are lactating, that brings me to my next question ... Are they real? Have you had a boob job?

Yeah they are fake...

I wouldn't have guessed

Well, yeah... I used to have big boobs.. I used to have Ds but we filled them up to be double Ds and they just kind of do their thing.

Yeah, I see that.... I mean I've seen a great deal of fakes and yours seem incredibly natural.

So I've heard... I take care of them, I massage them a lot and do what the doctor tells me ,so...there you go.

Sorry... I just kind of spaced out there and went off to a magical, mystical, mental land where you were massaging your boobs... I just couldn't help that.... but I'm back... and it was good. Now.. Lastly, for the fans you have, the fans you're gonna get and all the other people that will fall down at your feet and worship you.. how can they follow you?

Follow me on Facebook at AJ Morgann or click here ... with Two N's and I talk to everyone on there. I promise.

Promise?

Totally promise.

You heard it folks ... that's a promise, and that's also us from the Everything To Do With Sex Show and AJ Morgann... Bye everybody.

Bye. Bye. kiss. kiss

The staff at XXXToronto would like to thank AJ Morgann for taking the time to talk with us since we had to pull her away from many, many adoring fans to get her to do this one with us. We literally had to fight the whole way across the convention because so many people wanted to stop, take photos and speak with her and it shows just what kind of drawing power this young starlet has. Look for her to do big things and grow an army of loyal and horny fans and odds are pretty good that you'll find most, if not all the staff at XXXToronto.com counted among their numbers.,

Giving 'Till It Hurts with Elle Patille

Webmaster - xxxtoronto.com — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:29:00 GMT

Giving 'Till It Hurts with Elle Patille

Interviewer
Elle Patille

So.....You had an interesting jump into modelling, from animal health services to .. Goddess.. How does that happen?

Actually, I was in the animal health services industry for 8 years and I just wanted a few pictures of myself just so when I look back at the age of 80 I could be like, WOW.... that was me WHEN... So I contacted a photographer and the next thing I knew I get an e-mail back saying, “ Do you want to come to the Dominican and do an issue for Play Boy”.... and... what girl doesn't want to?

No kidding... that's ...

A dream come true..

Indeed

Yep, .. So I jumped on it, I went down, I did it, everything snowballed and I ended up doing 6 issues, two covers and now the 2010 calendar for Play Boy .. and it's all been good.

But as I found out you didn't leave all the animals behind... Now from what I was able to find out it's a baby jaguar, .. two anteaters... what else is at the “Elle Zoo” right now?

Oh my... well .. I am currently sharing my bed with a jaguar, a painted leopard also known as an Ocelot which is another endangered species. A green macaw .. which is pretty rare and a Kikachu. Um.. in the park we have a couple of anteaters, and let me tell you that it's a nasty job feeding them. I don't know if you've ever hacked into a termite nest...

Awww.....

It's alot like a pinata and it all falls on you.. and that's what all these little things are like and it gets all in your hair and on your body and you have to carry this squirming mess back to them.

Aww...

And trust me when I say I don't like insects. Give me any other animal, give me rats, give me snakes just please not insects. But yes, I am now living in Honduras on an island called, Roatan. There is no government funding for any of these endangered species. The illegal animal trade in Central America is quite awful, and these little guys have won my heart. They are sharing my bed and I think I've found a new home and a new purpose, so I'm hoping to merge Play Boy along with the animals and the needs that they have and make something happen.

Fantastic .... well it's all a labour of love, so when your elbow is deep in termites, you just know that you're doing it all for the right reasons.

Yeah.... so they keep looking at pictures saying, “ I can still clean up, and I can still look like that.. but still do this as well.” But yes... definitely it's all worth it... it's a great cause, it's a good reason and peeing and pooping is all part of the job.

I understand that you just flew back from Honduras, JUST for this show... aside from national pride what brought you back?

Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity, the Everything To Do With Sex Show is getting bigger and bigger every year, people are getting more open minded and they're free to speak about it and take part. So the show is an awesome place for exposure for anybody's cause so I thought this would be the perfect opportunity, and I couldn't back down so I bought my ticket and came back just for this. Its been absolutely incredible, the response, the support. Just Great. So.. all the proceeds are gonna be going back to these little guys and I'll be back again next year for it.

Great to hear and we'll be looking forward to seeing you then as well.... So.... if you can... just walk me through a day in the life of Elle Patille ... you wake up... you're beautiful.. you have lunch, your gorgeous ... someone takes some breathtaking photos of you and you go to bed, odds are looking utterly fantastic in something skimpy and lacy..... is that about right?

Yes... with a little bit of pleasuring myself in between. First thing in the morning to start my day off right, before I go to bed so it helps me fall asleep and if I have time in the middle of the day well... then that's usually awesome too.

Fair Enough....

Yeah.. that just about sums it up nicely ...

You think this was.. the life that you ever imagined for yourself?

Oh... Never in a million years, I was a complete tom boy who couldn't get a date to save my life...

I would never believe THAT ever..

Oh my... no... never never neh-ver... so.. this is all been a dream come true.

So... are you ever going to branch out into adult films or are your fans going to have to live with simply worshipping you in 2D?

I think they are gonna have to worship me as it is... I mean the only film work I do is for my website ellepatille.com ..

Which is fantastic and anyone reading this should go there right now, and subscribe ... what was it again..?

ellepatille.com .. thank you... there are videos, they are nudes and they are open leg... but it's erotic.... but still very tasteful...and edgy... and damned cool...

I completely agree on all those points ... I spent many a day on your website recently ... as I was ( cough ) forced to do HOURS of arduous research ...

( laughter )

Let's just say... I was very HARD at work......

Awesome...

Now.... I have to ask the question.... it comes up from time to time... are... THEY real?

No, actually I just had them redone. I went a little bit smaller to take a little bit of the attention away, big lips... being as tall as I am. I'm almost 6 foot with big boobs... and my hips are pretty big too. So, if I get dressed up and put on make up, I'm kind of like a walking target so I downsized my boobies... so ... no they're not mine.

Fair enough.......

Is it hard to look as good as you do ? Do you wake up every morning and it's make-up... time... effort... or are you just naturally fantastic?

I don't think any girl would say they are naturally fantastic... we are our own worst critics... to me... I'm O K... without the make-up... but it makes me feel more girly and more beautiful obviously if I really do myself up... so it does take just a little bit...

but just a bit right?

right...

So... lastly... if people want to help out with your cause, keep track of what good you're doing out there, contribute... whatever. What can they do?

Well, just so they know, the poaching and illegal animal trade in Honduras is very severe. We have so many animals coming to us... animals being dropped off on our doorstep in banana boxes. Remember that little baby leopard I take care of?... When we found him he was caked in his mothers own dried blood, had a respiratory infection and was severely dehydrated. I had to make him an incubator out of a blender box... and I had to borrow an oxygen tank from the EMS pilot..the helicopter pilot on the island. So, it took a few of us to save that little guy that night... he came to us with three broken ribs and a burnt nose as well.... so it's sad ... I would love for people and I want to bring awareness, so if people do want to follow along and see the pictures and see how these little guys recover. You can find me on facebook at Elle Patille or click here and we'll be starting a page for them as well, on livejournal.com under Elle Patille. I've also teamed up with Roatan Zoo & Animal Sanctuary, roatanzoo.com these guys have huge hearts. It's like a one man show, he is putting all his time and money into feeding and caring for these animals and helping these little guys have a safe place to live..... So... please, please, please, everyone out there look up Roatan Zoo & Animal Sanctuary and find me and follow the stories and all your support is greatly appreciated.

Fantastic...

Thank you, very much... bye for now!

All of us at XXXToronto.com would like to thank the Everything to do with Sex Show for bringing Elle back to Toronto to help get the word out and of course we want to thank Elle for taking the time to talk with us about her passions. So if you're already a fan of Elle and are helping her fight for those little guys, we want to say that we know she appreciates your support and if you've just found out about Elle recently and want to help her you know what to do. We know from personal experience she would hug you if she knew you were helping her make a life for those animals that she fights for.